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phase one: collect underpants.

....phase three: profit.

Created on 2004-03-20 20:11:55 (#2574647), last updated 2006-07-10

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Thomas: And that was the third time we saw the Loch Ness monster. Then one time, I believe it was July- Nellie: August.
Thomas: -August. There's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout- Nellie: And she was so adorable, with the little pig tails and all. Thomas: -And she says to me, "How would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things- Nellie: Raisin oatmeal. Thomas: -Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says, "…Uh I need about tree-fiddy." Nellie: …Tree-fiddy.
Thomas: Well, it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.
Nellie: The Loch Ness monster. Thomas: I said, "Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no tree-fiddy!" It said, "how about just two-fiddy?" I said, "Oh, now it's only two-fiddy!! What?! Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!" Nellie: Lord, he was angry. Thomas: Damn right, I was angry! Nellie: Not you, the monster. He was about to kick your ass.
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