Jessica isn't home right now, but if you'd like to leave a message...

She's in hell right now,

A.K.A.

on a Disney cruise right now,
with her family,
for 8 days.


So,
she won't be able to take your calls
until
school starts for you guys again.


Lets all pray to God
(because there's only one REAL God,
and if you don't believe in him,
you're going to hell,
and so is Jessica,
SO START BELIEVING YOU HEATHENS!!!!!)
that she makes it out alive.


Your buddy,
Matt.