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GET FAMOUS. HERE WE ARE.

Created on 2005-07-01 20:45:03 (#7607021), last updated 2005-12-25

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Name:Lorelei is having THE BEST WEEK EVER
Birthdate:01-27
Location:Kingston, New York, United States
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Lorelei once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. -- Jazzie deMark, historian and biographer, quoted from her latest book.

Lorelei makes Antarctica cry "Uncle!" -- Jazma Everett, [info]fearnot

Lorelei is a wonderful matchmaker. A Jehovah's Witness arrived on a lawn mower at my door one day, while I was on the phone with her. It was Lori's idea to send my Mom's boyfriend out to talk to him, in hopes they would hit it off. They did, and rode off into the sunset on that lawn mower. -- Rabbi Jaztvah in Jerusalem.

Lorelei is wise, but she does not have all the answers. She knows that, when in doubt: consult The All Knowing Crock Pot for it is full of crock and crockery. -- Jessamine Rogers, Lorelei's adoptive mother.

Dozens trust Lorelei as their Lord and Savior, and so should you. -- Jazzabelle Hewitt, a televangelist for Trinity Broadcasting Station.
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