| lmbo |
[Nov. 13th, 2009|05:28 pm] |
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| This is not about you, this is about you |
[Sep. 21st, 2009|05:08 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Roundabout | ] |
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| |  beatnik lemon | ] |
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| | Simone et Garfünkle | ] |
So long, Frank Lloyd Wright.
I can't believe your song is gone so soon.
I barely learned the tune
So soon
So soon.
I'll remember Frank Lloyd Wright.
All of the nights we'd harmonize till dawn.
I never laughed so long
So long
So long.
CHORUS
Architects may come and
Architects may go and
Never change your point of view.
When I run dry
I stop awhile and think of you
So long, Frank Lloyd Wright
All of the nights we'd harmonize till dawn.
I never laughed so long
So long
So long. |
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| (no subject) |
[Sep. 20th, 2009|07:28 pm] |
Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
o Data, "Schisms" |
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| Evening Tea with Dunk and Slam |
[Sep. 16th, 2009|06:38 pm] |
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| | dun dun da-daaaaaa, dun dun da-daaaaa, dada, da-dada, da-dada, da-dada... | ] |
respekknuckles (6:22:59 PM): have ou ever seen Craig Ferguson aka the boss from the Drew Carey Show?
dmack ca (6:23:19 PM): indeed, he's got his own programme and has for many years!
respekknuckles (6:23:53 PM): I just discovered it like 3 months ago and now it's the only show I really set aside time to watch
dmack ca (6:24:36 PM): i still have no tv, and i really don't want one
not in a pretentious way, but in a poor and cynical person way!
dmack ca (6:24:54 PM): but yeah man! he has puppets and is scottish, SUCH a good combo
respekknuckles (6:24:54 PM): I don't want my tv in a cynical, poor AND pretentious way
respekknuckles (6:25:27 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQL6B-t_728
dmack ca (6:28:02 PM): no way did he bring his showcase models
dmack ca (6:28:06 PM): his showcase model harem*
dmack ca (6:28:47 PM): the video is lagging at the moment because i'm opening SEVENTY TWO TABS! seventy two labs with a single click!
respekknuckles (6:30:37 PM): WITH ONE BLOW
respekknuckles (6:31:02 PM): I get this image in my head of bob barker walking down the aisle of a furniture store
respekknuckles (6:31:28 PM): just karate chopping sofas and sinks and tables to see what he wants to buy
dmack ca (6:31:50 PM): hahahah
dmack ca (6:32:27 PM): the video is so blurry, who's the other guest there?
respekknuckles (6:33:10 PM): I don't know, I want to say he's just another one of barker's posse
dmack ca (6:34:33 PM): like just rides in his entourage
dmack ca (6:34:44 PM): "this is Bumper Car, and these are the showcase models"
respekknuckles (6:36:35 PM): hahaha
respekknuckles (6:36:51 PM): all little sidecar attached to bob barker's harley davidson
dmack ca (6:37:37 PM): bumpercar, you my nigga. you been my nigga since we was back in the hood. i want to give you sum' to show my appreciation
dmack ca (6:37:41 PM): A NEW CAAAAR!
dmack ca (6:37:45 PM): then the music plays |
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| Now that I am unemployed once again... |
[Sep. 13th, 2009|05:56 pm] |
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...my life's ambition is to get good enough at the ukulele to play "Tonight You Belong to Me" to a girl in order to woo her The Jerk style. |
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| why does this cheer me up? |
[Aug. 31st, 2009|06:50 pm] |
"'I'm not happy, I'm not happy.' NOBODY's happy. Happiness comes in small doses, folks. It's a cigarette or a chocolate chip cookie or a 5 minute orgasm and that's it, OK? You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep and get up in the morning and go to fucking work, OK? That is IT, end of fucking list."
- Denis Leary |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2009|10:41 pm] |
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I could never join a western religion, I like blasphemy wayyyyyy too much |
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| we had a one nighter last week - w4m - 24 |
[Aug. 23rd, 2009|03:42 am] |
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| | C-SPAN or TLC, probably. I need to use iTunes more | ] |
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mis/1337559135.html
"I met you at Lucy's on Market St. last friday, we went back to my place and had a wild night of which I can only partially remember. What I do remember now, due to unfortunate circumstances is that we did not use a condom. I'd just like to let you know that when I'm drunk, I tend to say I'm on birth control. Turns out I won't need an excuse anymore, because you can't fit two buns in this oven. I'm not writing this because I want you to help me out with this, I'm writing to let you know you will have a little mistake wandering around the city with me in less than a year. I hope that sits well with you. If you don't remember me, you will soon... because when I'm drunk I also forget I have herpes. So in the end, I get a kid, and you get a burning when you pee. We both lose. Contact me if you think you are who I'm talking about and feel the need to get involved."
Imagine chris tucker has just read this missed connections post. you know what he would say? "daaaaaaaaaaaaaaymn!"
this is the best and worst MC ever. one gripe I have is that you can probably fit many buns in one oven. I understand that that is a metaphor, but still. Buns are pretty much tiny breads, and you can fit more than one loaf of regular bread in your standard non-dutch oven!
I have been awake for 21 hours on two and a half hours of sleep! I need to go to bed and find out what happens to Huey Newton (I always want to write his middle initial, what's with people who use a middle initial? it's like if everyone called me Samuel J McManus all the time, it is not necessary to involve a middle name)
This lady on C-SPAN is talking about a bunch of Supreme Court cases, it is very informative! It's one thing to read about the split of a Supreme Court decision or whatev but it's another to find out where they broke with precedent and why the precedent was there to begin with. I apologize for the rambling incoherence and lack of grammar in this livejournal entry. I'm sorry livejournal friends. |
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[Aug. 12th, 2009|02:41 am] |
ALSO
http://imgur.com/TTYoR.jpg
Aside from these two important baseball things, not much has been going on, dearest journal. I got a job at a coffee shop, and molly visited me in my home! we watched dr katz pro the rapist and THAT show is pretty great!
Come into my hob so's I can prove that I know people that aren't Andrew's dog |
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