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[24 Mar 2005|11:39pm] |
I have a new LJ
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[21 Mar 2005|09:08pm] |
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You Are a Drama Princess (or Prince) |
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(You are more dramatic than 50% of the population.)
You're not over the top dramatic, but you have your moments.
You know how to steal the spotlight...
And how to act out to get your way.
People around you know that you're good for a laugh.
But at times, your drama gets a bit too much for everyone.
Tone it down a tad, and you'll still be the center of attention. |
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[19 Mar 2005|11:36pm] |
>>>>>How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
>>>>> Two women jump off a bridge, one was blonde and the other brunette. Who hits the ground first?
The brunette, she just fell but the blonde had to stop to ask for directions.
>>>>> What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear.
A wind tunnel.
>>>>>>How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a round room, and tell her to pee in a corner.
>>>>>> What is a blonde's mating call?
I'm SO DRUNK!
>>>>>>> Why did the blonde go in the ditch?
Her turning signal was on.
>>>>> Why did the Blond wear high-heel shoes?
She was once told by her mother to never sell herself short.
>>>>>>> Why are "Dumb Blonde" jokes one or two liners?
So men can understand them!
>>>>>>>> What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?
"Today children, we will learn our ABC's..."
>>>>>>>> Did you hear about the blonde at the stop sign?
She's still there.
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| blonde jokes |
[19 Mar 2005|11:28pm] |
>>>>>There was a blonde that went to the hair salon with headphones. Before the barber started cutting her hair she told him "Make sure not to knock the headphones off my head". So the barber was sure not to. The next time, the blonde said the same thing "Do not knock the headphones off my head". The barber again, did what he was told. The third time she went, she told the barber again "Don't knock the headphones off my head", this time though, the barber accidentally knocked them off. As soon as the headphones fell off, the blonde dropped to the floor unconcious. The barber picked up the headphones and listened, and this is what it said "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...."
>>>>>>Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."
The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.
Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.
Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes".
>>>>>How do you know if a blode has been using your computer?
There's white-out on the screen!
>>>>>A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had had happened to her ears?
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"The son-of-a-bitch called back."
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[19 Mar 2005|11:22pm] |
Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand.
"What is your name?" he asked.
"Quack." the duck answered.
"And why were you arrested?" the judge asked.
"I was blowing bubbles." he answered.
The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the duck and called up the next one.
"What's your name?" he asked.
"Quack," the duck answered.
"Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked.
"I was blowing bubbles." the duck replied.
Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, so he called up the next duck.
"What's your name?? No wait, let me guess, Quack." he said.
"No," said the duck, "My name is Bubbles."
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[19 Mar 2005|11:19pm] |
Who's Boss?
When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss.
The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be boss.
The legs argued that since they took man wherever he wanted to go, he should be boss.
The stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all the food, he should be boss.
The eyes said that without them, man would be helpless, so he should be boss.
Then the ass hole applied for the job...
The other parts of the body laughed so hard that the ass hole became mad and closed up.
After a few days, the brain went foggy, the legs got wobbly, the stomach was ill, the eyes got crossed and unable to see.
They all conceded and made the ass hole boss.
This proves that you don't have to be a brain to be a boss. Just an asshole.
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[19 Mar 2005|11:12pm] |
Why did the blonde have square boobs?
She forgot to take the tissue out of the box.
10 Ways to Get Fired
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Whenever answering the phone, and its for your boss, say "He's under his desk screwing his secretary. Can I take a message?"
Strip off all your clothes. Complain about how hot it is in the office, regardless of the temperature.
When your boss is on the phone scream "Dammit! I'm expecting a call!! Stay off the phone!!"
If your boss bumps into you, start screaming sexual harassment. Talk in great lengths about the state laws on harassment. Get the authorites involved. Threaten to sue.
Sleep with your boss's daughter. Videotape it. Pass out copies around the office. Brag about how easy she was.
Steal various office equipment (pencils, staplers, desks). Frame your boss for it.
When asked to do something start laughing hysterically. Continue this for five minutes. Calm down and say, "Oh, you were being serious?"
Loosen the bolts on the boss's chair.
Laugh loudly when he/she falls down. Play innocent.
Whenever the boss starts to tell you a story, interrupt him/her with a story of your own. Make sure the story is boring and has no point whatsoever.
Send a dozen roses to your boss's house when their spouse is home. Sign an ex-flames name on the card. Next day, ask him/her how their evening was. Be obvious.
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| I love you all!!!! |
[11 Mar 2005|06:54pm] |
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ok so today was an interesting day i love eveyone who helped me yay and
i would like to thank people personaly even if they will never see this
well lets start off with
Emma Valenzuela its so
weird well i find it weird that i just meet her aboout 6 months ago and
were very close she such a great person i feel so comfortable with ur
and we've had some good laughs ur so kool and polita and if u could u
would give anyone the world.
Andrea Wadsworth
shes so smart omg and she is also such a good friend, i sumtimes don't
understand it when people say that they don't like her wats there not
to like when u say that u don't like her ur probably just jelous.
Julia Leeds Ur so
fuckin kool lol and omg today was funny ok besides that ur also a good
friend and i can count on you anytime and with u surprisingly we only
started being friends not to long ago and we've had some good times.
Hailey Clarke ur an
awesome person and so sweet aaaww we haven't really hung out besides
those two times during rench wink wink lol but u urself u seem like an
actual nice person not a fake nice it comes out of u naturally i also
don't understand y people don't like u but thats not my call.
Catlin i'm sry i'm not
sure what ur last name is and i don't wanna say a completely different
one so ya i to be honest did not like u at all in the begining and ya i
did talk about u but i didn't talk about u behind ur back but to r face
lol i apologize for that, ur so funny lol HAHAHA.
Kathleen Neligan i
hope i spelled that right ur a good person to be friend with i can't
say that enough i know u won't see this as well as andrea but i have to
say it anyways i think that u just kool and really suportive.
Heather Cominsky
I really didn't like u in the begining at all well our begining was in
january or so i honestly and truly didn't like u but u grew on me and
it turned out that ur a great person and honest as well i wanna
apologize to u if i did earlier be rude to u i'm sorry for that and now
i think we became sumwat close.
I know that i must have missed sumone i just wanted to name thses ppl
today just cuz they elped me and it was very sweet of them o shit i
forgot the most important person lol Janine Reese hahaha she so flipin funny omh i can't handle that lol.
All the thing that i have said i mean completely and i really do
believe that u guys are like that an i also think that all of u r the
greatest friend anyone can have and especially because we haven't
really had that much time tio get close and i hope that we will keep
our friendships the names r not put in any special order there just
written like that i don't know i have so much to say.
Such as i really do think that u guys r all soo kool and if anyone ever
messes with u, well u know who to come to and i have ur back anyday.
well i hope that sumone actually reads this and comments lol
Later Days
Natalia.N
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[11 Mar 2005|06:28pm] |
-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.
What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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[10 Mar 2005|06:54pm] |
Your Love Number is |
1
You tend to be a stubborn lover, holding your ground in every argument
You take your time falling in love. You aren't the type to lose perspective.
You are loyal (to a fault), and you require the same loyalty in your sweetheart.
At your best, you are a wise and inspiring partner - who sticks around. |
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| I got it out |
[09 Mar 2005|06:07pm] |
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ok so i didn't really feel like updateing that time but a bunch happend i dunno i think at one point i still had feeling for a certain person and then they were gone but i dunno i felt like a complete idiot for feeling like that fuck but i'm not gonna be all dramatic atleast i'm gonna try.
last week on tuesday was fun it was teeter in peterborough which was a blast haha they played without a bassist it still sounded really good but lol i took pictures on the way back when mike and tommy they looked so adorable lol mike is a sweet guy when he wants to be HA anyways um then there was a show on sunday which was also a good thing.
Besides teeter let me see well everyone is bitchin about lauren and ryan are goin out well i mean its there buisness and everyone should really chill i mean ya its really nasty that they know each other for a couple hours then start exchanging saliva can u say MONO but thats about all i have to say besides its none of my buisiness so w/e.
Ok my school life is improving in the sense of marks which is awesome but then option sheet came and all well three of my teachers put me for applied which is ok because well mrs.desousa is an awesome teacher and shes like natalia u know its just based on marks but i do think that u an do academic and i think hat ur a very smart student but then theres mrs.moore which said that even if i override her decision i'm only setting myself up for failure o thats great miss o and then today she like well i got your mothers message and i do think that ur capable but i'm more worried about u passing this year instead of wats going to happend next year o wow that wonderful miss ha.
To my surprise m,y english teacher mrs.mann yes mrs.mann haha shes a really good teacher and even though i'm failing her class she still put me in academic english next year wat lol and math well math is ms.davis which is my guidance,T.A.and math so thats great the rest of the subjects i don't need to get signed anyways so w/e but i hope that i get mr.feric for religion next year as well he is the coolest teacher of them all his class is a FREE PERIOD but we do also learn but we don't do those stupid journals and all that bull that we really don't need anyways but the rest of the teachers do them.
Well for my final say i don't like any guys at this point in time for very good reasons one is because no one likes me and two is that i'm ugly and fat three is that i dunno everyome always has a third point.
Later Days
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[08 Mar 2005|11:17am] |
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ok i'm pretty pissed off right now cuz i have to do all the work for the stupid comm tech holy fuck i sould have to do the whole fucken thing o and then my god i forgot my option sheet which also sucks ass and my moms gonna kick my ass when she brings it but surprisingly she didn't even sound mad on the phone when i told her WOW i g2g o drama later days
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[06 Mar 2005|10:26pm] |
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ok i'm tired i'll update sum other time
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[28 Feb 2005|11:17am] |
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so i'm in comm tech right now and i feel like shit omg and then emma wants to be stupid and sign out i would love to sign out but my mother is a crazy bitch so she won't let me even though she knows that i feel really sick well i'll write some more stuff later on tonight i'm gonna have thee longestday i have rugby at 430 thyen i have to be at dance by 7 but i end practise at 6 which is gonna suck so i get home at 9 maybe g2g
later days
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[27 Feb 2005|09:06pm] |
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well last night was an interesting night the show was really good i don't understand y the avenue was saying that they played badly but w/e i though they were good very good actually. But the after party was funny omg well emma got drunk and started screaming at ppl cough mike cough and then she was hitting "bob" just cuz he wouldn't give her booze.
Then there was the whole thing with her and mike which was even better the poor guy had girls screaming at him from every direction possible and emma tried atacking him as well ok well not attacking but like cusing at him and so did ashley after she got drunk wat eles o ya ashley,cristy and emma started crying emma was cring the most because she chipped her tooth which u can't even notice.
What eles well there was more of emma crying and ashley crying and me just teying to get away from them so i started talking to rodney at one point hes kool and so sweet i didn't think he was like that anyways um i told brian that he was kool as well he always though that i hated him for sum odd reason lol i talked to thoses girls that i didn't like before they seem really nice and i told them that i didn't like them b4 and then we just got better.
Me and ashley on the way to tommys "the group" stopped at coffe time because ryan was hungry well he did do the famine thing so i don't blame him but anywys so ashly took some bagels and we didn't even want them so braden ate them lol well i think that was it o ya i also tried to tell mike sum stuff so that he wouldn't be so upset but he it didn't really work.
well later days
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[26 Feb 2005|01:58pm] |
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well tonigt is the teeter show and its going to be awesome or "off the hook" haha if u watched grind u know wat i mean lol.
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[25 Feb 2005|11:21pm] |
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*ok there was this jeanie and he granted a wish each to three guys, a white guy, a black guy and a spanish guy..so the spanish guy went and he wished all the spics to south america and no where else the black guys came and he wished all the black guys to africa and no where else...so it was the white guys turn and he said "Oh so the black and the spanish ppl r gone....ill just have a coke"
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[23 Feb 2005|09:12pm] |
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ok today was agood day untill 4 i was in a very good mood and i go up to MRS.MOORE THEE BIGEST BITCH IN THE WORLD!!!! ok so i was being polite and everything and i was like miss i was talking to mrs.conley and she wanted me to help her out during 4 and shes like NNOOO!!!!! U CAN'T LEAVE!!! i jumped my god so i'm like y??? she said in her very loud vaoice again BECAQUSE U CAN'T AFORD TO LEAVE!!!! i was like my god someone has problems. But before that was the good part of the day i was at school at 7 because of practise which was a BLAST!!! then when i was half running to the caf to do then test i saw mike and slide right into hime my shoes r very slippery omg that was funny though cuz i think he thought that i wanted to hug him after that i wrote the math test which got me out of first YES!!!!and it was easy anyways lol then w/e the day went by and at lunch me julia and emma went to the comm tech lab and printed out flyers then we went to the art room and cut them up the put them on the walla but since the bitch didn't let me out i didn't put a lot up.
well i think that was my day so i'm off now cuz i'm very tired.
later days
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[22 Feb 2005|09:44pm] |
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well i dunno wat to write i have that pascel test tmrw and rugby b4
that omg then i think i'm supose to be helpin with grease i dunno i
feel like shit and i dunno
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