So, I wrote a highly traumatic ten page term paper last Friday, and afterwards, I needed something to numb the pain, the pain, the horrible pain.

And so clearly the only antidote was to do what I had been wanting to for roughly sixty trillion years, and -- revising Lamentations!!! (Gaspshock!)

And so I present to you, my dear friends, the shiny new version of chapter one!

Title: Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit
Chapter: 1 - Concerning Centaurs, Sad History, and Dungeon-Dwelling Morons
Character/Pairing: Auriga Sinistra; Snape/Sinistra
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,845
Summary: Endless rambling, the occasional lesson plan, and a certain potions professor who isn't the slightest bit interesting. The not-so-scintillating diary of Auriga J. Sinistra, Astronomy Professor and Spaz.