the Snake incident

Last night was unplanned but ok.

Mum called and said, "me and Lloyd and Tammy and Mal are goin to the Bayview to get drunk. Wanna come?"
I was already in my PJs.
"Ew, Mum, Bayview? And as if I'm gonna go and get pissed with you and Lloyd?"
"We'll do tequila shots..."
[pause]
"Ok, I'm there".

So we went. I bumped into freakin EVERYONE, but I looked really hot last night so that was ok, haha! I swore I was only gonna do a few tequilas and not stay out late.

... but I ended up goin to the RSL with Johnno and Dappa. And I had 8 tequila slammers. And half a pill (Jeff gave it to me, I was wide-eyed and a little more energetic, but it really was shit. Didn't give me that sex feeling, that blow-your-mind-I-can't-hear-and-need-to-drink-shitloads-of-water-and-dance-with-nobody-in-particular feeling. Bummer. However it did have the crappiest come down effect next day. So all in all it was a fucking shit pill. Meh, never goin through Jeffrey again.

Good parts of the night:

~Sam was there, it was obvious he was into me. He came up and was like, "I'm so sorry about those texts messages, it was Chris, not me!" and I'm like, "yeah right". He's like, "no honestly, I'm so sorry, it was Chris, I'm not that filthy". Meh, whatev. He looked hot.

~Bitches that got me suspended for smoking weed THEY gave me in grade 10 (so I took em down with me and they got suspended too) were there, tryin to look intimidating and quite obviuosly bitching about me whenever I was nearby. I didn't care, I was hot and kept bumping into all my hot boys and getting cuddles and conversations, while NOBODY hit on them.

~Mark rang and wanted to go on a date or something. I told him I was already busy and to call today. He texted today, but meh.

~Aaron was cut, he thought I was going away for a month and meanwhile got involved with another girl. He said he's kicking himself now and was goin all puppy dawg on me.

~Nato was telling me it's fate, we're meant to be, and will I ever realise it. I was crackin up!

~Jase was there, and I was drunk enough to tell him if he wasn't seeing this girl he's just started seeing then he has my number and he has to come round to finish fixing my computer anyway, so hey let's hook up ROFL!!

~ I HELD A SNAKE! Yep, after the RSL closed Johnno and I went to Mick's, and Mick owns a Coastal Carpet Python. It can bite, and it'd hurt like fuck, but it's not venemous. It was just longer than the length of my arm, and quite strong, and it curled around my arm. I was patting it. It was so pretty, and I was a bit scared, but Mick said not to be scared because the snake is so sensitive it can feel your pulse rate quicken and your arm tense up. So I just went with it. But then it's face started moving up my arm towards my face, and I must've quickened my pulse rate (fucking oath) because it's body started swriving into a double s which means it's getting ready to strike, so Johnno was like, "DOUBLE S DOUBLE S! Mick, control it!" and I'm whispering, "ohmyLordgetitoffme" so Mick took it and put it away, rofl!!

But it was WAY cool.