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User:_safetyscissors (1691755)
Lydia's Sorry-Ass Pathetic Attempt at Getting Across to People
If skinny boys tell me, I'll do it.
Name:something hott and swedish.
Location:Shitehole, Massachusetts, United States
Birthdate:1987-10-17
Bio:dont touch the shit, little girl, it's freerange!

Lydia's Ever-Growing Collection of Wisdom
"He just needs to jack off a couple of times and then he'll be fine."
"I wanna be that kind of grandma! I'd be givin' my grandkids the weed pills; 'Here ya go.'"
"Wait, your dad's school was in a Land Rover?"
"Oh, sorry, I was singing 'Our Country Tis of Thee.'"
"Or a disorder like OCD. Or obsessive-compulsive disorder. [four seconds later] Those are the same thing. I meant--"
"I wonder if they'd let you get drunk while you're giving birth, 'cause it's not like you're giving the baby anything anymore."
"I was told I could do it, so I want in two weeks, in the mail, from Cheltenham, thank you, goodbye, long live Scotland the Brave."
"Look, it's our 52nd state--Canada!"
"Wait, why does our team have black pants now?...that's not our team?!"
"Aww, I love old people! [mouths] NO."
"Everytime you have an orgasm and you're not married, it's wrong!"
"If skinny boys tell me, I'll do it."
"This is like the foreplay, and Franz is the orgasm."
"Who would have sex with [him]? I bet they're having sex with each other. EW."
"Ineed the rest so I can make a claim as to why my rough draft is half finished and of less wuality than a fourth grade book report on camjenson books." [like the grammatical errors?]
"Whores taste good. Especially the Scottish ones."


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???I've frozen down my memory, it's morning when she gets up, she puts on Lionel Ritchie, I've already had enough, the queues are long, guess I am wrong, this chemical environment is getting out of hand???
???Virtue and Wine???--Sondre Lerche


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