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    Monday, March 27th, 2006
    12:37 pm
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    tschau!
    Thursday, July 8th, 2004
    5:51 pm
    wonderful volunteering times in simi valley now...
    although [info]_faustine_ and sean have taken their new deadborn into the northern lands of seattles for the purposes of sequestration and organ harvesting, claude and i remain in simi valley with employments granted to us as greeters at the ronalt reagan precidential libraries. so happy are we to be working with such fun american good-times peoples as tammy, our supervisor with fibromyalgia, and darnell, the electrician and source of many speedballs.

    claude designed a new uniform for us:



    claude looks good and says, "welcome to ronalt reagan books libraries, y'all come back now!"
    Saturday, June 19th, 2004
    9:00 pm
    simi valley blues...
    claude and i have obtained employment bestowing kindly greetings for visitors to the ronald reagan presidential library. however, i have already been put on probation by our supervisor, mrs. ferguson, for falling into sleep during the job. it is difficult to explain to mrs. ferguson that my bedroom at [info]_faustine_'s is fraught with disturbances, making for much hardship in the acquisition of slumber:

    Saturday, June 12th, 2004
    5:55 pm
    help us in simi valley.
    faustine will not believe me but disturbances punctuate our visit to her new simi valley home and claude and i may be forced to leave. these frightenings occur mostly in the nights with movements of small objects and strange noises and lights.



    faustine and sean are oblivious due to their nightly boofings. my accounts in switzerland are inaccessible to me here, and money is not shared by sean or faustine. claude and i seek refuge.
    Friday, May 28th, 2004
    8:34 am
    special thanks for we are free...
    a special thanks to friend prince constantijn of holland for granting faustine, claude, sean, and i asylum in den haag and for supplying us excellents phenobarbitol for which to induce comas during our long flight to the kalifornien. time zone changings can be very difficult. the dutch royal family has been so very gracious, and we shall be missing them heartfelt.



    now i must join the others to takes phenobarbitol and settle into the sleeping pod for flight to united states. ciao.

    Tuesday, April 27th, 2004
    8:49 pm
    chambermaids are misbehaving...
    i am sending gladys and jiang to faustine's for reconditioning.



    they have been very suspicious of claude since his arrival and much discord in the haushold has resulted. they were helping me in the preparations for the glorious baby shower of faustine, and i discovered them adding angel dust lacings to the macaroni salad.



    after many scoldings, gladys cried out to me, "it is claude! his presence on the estate is an abomination!"

    while gladys and jiang are away, i must find replacements chambermaids for the applications of balms and salves to my body. please to respond with any thoughts.
    Saturday, April 24th, 2004
    5:42 pm
    update from ruprecht for friends...
    hello everybody. once again it is ruprecht here to update you all my friends on my springtime. my shoppings have been very well this season:

    i purchased a hand wall in berlin, but it consumes much very good food and its bathings can become tiresome for my staff. sometimes i like to lean against the hand wall for hours for the relaxation properties.



    my beautiful sister _faustine_ came to zürich for an ocular digital camera implant. so much fun was had on the visit with shoppings and dinings and druggings and the hand wall, but a post-operative infection spread to her loins, and sean took her home to rotterdam.

    my new manservant is named claude. he is nice:



    goodbye to friends for now. i will updates all another time. ciao.
    Saturday, April 3rd, 2004
    6:42 pm
    hello to all from zürich...
    i am pleased to join the community here in the interest of meeting so many friends from many lands.
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