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| User: | _rocket_jockey_ (6006360) John Crichton's travelogue
"Don't Panic" my ass. |
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| Name: | _rocket_jockey_ | |||||||
| Bio: | Greetings from the Uncharted Territories! I'm John Crichton, an astronaut who's made a career out of being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Before you ask, I no longer have any knowledge of wormhole tech (Einstein took care of that with his handy-dandy mind-wipe), so you're wasting your time if that's what you're after. If you continue to waste both your time and mine, you'll get a pulse blast right in the kisser and that's if I'm in a good mood. (If I'm in a bad mood, I'll let Aeryn take care of you and, whoooooo-boy, you don't want that.) But, if you're not looking for wormholes or got some kind of vendetta against me, I think we can get along. Just pull up a chair, pop open a bottle of fellip nectar and we'll shoot the bull. | |||||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||||
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| Friend of: | 6: gone_byebye, indigovicarious, md_donighal, mikeandthebots, skanallwhite, stardusted_lady | |||||||
| Member of: | 1: sages_of_chaos | |||||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||||

