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John Crichton's travelogue

"Don't Panic" my ass.

Created on 2005-02-03 16:39:57 (#6006360), last updated 2005-04-09

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Greetings from the Uncharted Territories! I'm John Crichton, an astronaut who's made a career out of being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Before you ask, I no longer have any knowledge of wormhole tech (Einstein took care of that with his handy-dandy mind-wipe), so you're wasting your time if that's what you're after. If you continue to waste both your time and mine, you'll get a pulse blast right in the kisser and that's if I'm in a good mood.

(If I'm in a bad mood, I'll let Aeryn take care of you and, whoooooo-boy, you don't want that.)

But, if you're not looking for wormholes or got some kind of vendetta against me, I think we can get along. Just pull up a chair, pop open a bottle of fellip nectar and we'll shoot the bull.
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