after a long conversation [29 Jul 2003|12:14am] me and clare were arguing over if most girls would rather masturbate with a serrated steak knife or die. so i would like all the girls that read this to reply. eventually we decided this would suffice. clarebear532: we should make a reality show mmmmhmmmmmmmm: yes mmmmhmmmmmmmm: what will it entail clarebear532: so they have 2 doors right? mmmmhmmmmmmmm: yeah clarebear532: and one door leads to a room mmmmhmmmmmmmm: as most doors do. clarebear532: shut up mmmmhmmmmmmmm: yes mmmmhmmmmmmmm: ok mmmmhmmmmmmmm: continue clarebear532: but in that room...there is a a chair...and a good porno....and a seratted steak knife mmmmhmmmmmmmm: oh god clarebear532: and in the other room.....there is like...an electric chair or something mmmmhmmmmmmmm: ok clarebear532: and people would have to choose clarebear532: death, or masturbation with a sharp tool mmmmhmmmmmmmm: that is the ultimate show clarebear532: id watch it mmmmhmmmmmmmm: oh me too 10 pervertes | touch my boob

heLLO` [28 Jul 2003|04:30pm] [ mood | boycott the music industry ] [ music | modestmouse-lives ] well hey there dearest and most beloved livejournal. i just got home. i think i can give you a breakdown of the last couple days: wednesday: became HEINOUSLY infected with poison ivy. so not much else friday: hung out with caitlin, that sexy bitch. we watched movies, got chinese food, and went swimming. and ate freezepops in abundance. it was fun! saturday: went to chris's with julie and ian. we rented final destination 2 which wasnt a very good movie but it was really funny the ways all those people died. we laughed for hours. and we also rented texas chainsaw massacre, but in my opinion it wasnt all its cracked up to be. i mean, i can see why its a classic but those kids are so god damn stupid. i like movies where the main characters are at least half-smart. yeah so then we got some pepperoni express delivery, and i went home around 10:30. fun fun fun sunday: ian picked chris up from work and then came to get me. we hung around playing old skool n64 and shit and then we went outside. im pissed though because when i was climbing over this fence thing outside ians house my belt loop got stuck on this random pole and i couldnt move and ian and chris ran away so eventually i had to rip my pants open to get off it. hahahaha....so then we just hung out. hahaha im such a loser i write these long entries about my life and shit and no one even reads this junk. ps i am learning greek pps i am going to warped tour on thursday ppps warped tour is probably going to suck but ill have fun anyway as long as julie and chris dont drag me to like....all american rejects. ooogliebooglie WHAT gha bad. 2 pervertes | touch my boob

[23 Jul 2003|08:28pm] want to hear a funny story? ok. so on sunday night, ian and chris were over, and we made a movie. we decided to be black prostitutes and solicit. so yeah, its really funny so then we took a walk to see courteney, but she didnt open the window. so i opened a can, and i must hav cut my hand open or something cause there was blood everywhere. it dripped on my new shoes too :'( otherwize, life is good. courteney and pat are coming over tomorrow. fun fun fun 4 pervertes | touch my boob

[23 Jul 2003|08:07pm] close your eyes the dark outside can't hurt you and i will never desert your bedside so close them tight the stars are so glad that they've found you and on the blankets that surround you they shine their light they shine their light rest your head and i will be watching from the doorway as you drift into a perfect, peaceful sleep and morning will come in all its simple glory and you will find the light and i will be there standing in your shadow knowing that you once were mine all mine my baby my girl touch my boob

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