:(( is anyone good at writing blurbs for stories? BECAUSE I AM NOT.

I do not have an icon happy enough for this.

Chapter 9 of Emerson.

ENJOY.

Okay, so I'm planning on an Emerson update either really late tonight/sometime tomorrow if all goes well (and I should not put a time on that, because I just KNOW that will eff everything up, but still), and I was wondering... WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE READ THIS FOR ME BEFORE I POST? I need someone who will be able to see things like, "hey, would Emerson be okay with that?" or "DID EMERSON JUST TOUCH THAT WITH HIS BARE HAND?" or "fjdskafdja this sounds like a retarded 5-year-old, not Emerson!" and stuff like that. YOU KNOW? A little more in depth than looking for typos. IT'S ASKING A LOT, I KNOW! But I'm just way too deep into this thing to be able to see that kind of stuff clearly.

So, uh. *scuffs shoe nervously* Any takers?

ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. POSTING JAMES FIC IN THREE, TWO...

Chapter One!

I am excited and nervous.

Having a very bad week. I'm about ready to snap. My laptop charger was sparking and smoking, so I'm PRETTY SURE THAT MEANS IT'S BROKEN, which means I will have no laptop until my new charger arrives. (I'm updating this from work, in case you're wondering.)

Anyway, no laptop means writing by hand.

Translation: LESS DISTRACTIONS.

So, I'm gonna try to set up some kind of rotating update schedule now that Rockstar is out of the way. I'm starting to get a handle on Emerson again, so hopefully I can post a new chapter of that.

The only problem is I can't decide what to work on first, so it's POLL TIME!

Poll #1380972 what to do?
This poll is closed.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

What fic should I update next?

If you picked other, what do you want?

If you picked more than one, try to pick your favorite.

I have the SNEAKING SUSPICION everyone and their mom is gonna pick Emerson, so that's why you get more than one choice. I need to know what to update AFTER Emerson. (Assuming I can wrestle a chapter to the ground.)

( Blah blah rant blah. )

2 hours left, and then I can go hoooome and eat a sandwich and transfer my rage onto Mario Kart.


EDIT:
Okay, you lurkerbutts. I'm unlocking the Grif fic so everyone can read it. Someone pointed out that it's not quite fair to ask people to vote on it when they can't even read it, and they were quite right.

You can read it here:
http://users.livejournal.com/_ree/74895.html

Here's the first large chunk of a fic I'm working on for aggybird's monsterverse. If references her stories a couple times, but if you haven't read it, it's nothing major. You should still understand everything just fine. (I STILL THINK YOU SHOULD GO READ HER STORIES, THOUGH.)

Anyway. This is about the son of the Invisible Man, and his struggles with invisibility, cupids, and the law.

( Part One. )

:D HOPE YOU LIKE.

I have no excuse for this.

Wait, yes I do. I TOTALLY DO. This is definitely aggybird's fault. Damn her and her freakishly addicting wereyorkie obsession! AND DAMN HER FOR BRINGING UP EMERSON.

So yeah. Now you're getting Emerson. With a wereyorkie. And there's another hot italian in there somewhere (although no don't worry your pretty heads off HE'S NOT ENDANGERING EM/NICO). Yes, that's right, DOUBLE THE HOT ITALIAN, but that's all I'm saying.

This takes place probably ohhhhhhhh I don't know. A while after the end of Emerson. Definitely non-canon. Em and Nico are a happy awkward couple at this point. I do that mostly to sate myself because I will never be able to write the part where they FINALLY HOOK UP unless somebody gives me a totally brill idea for chapter 9.

Anyway. I'll bet you're all wondering how Mr. OCDpants acquires/deals with a nasty dog. WELL READ AND FIND OUT MY FRIENDS.

( Emerson hated the vet's office. )


IDK GUYS. If this isn't too cracky and people like it, I will probably continue it. Maybe it will get me back in the Emerson zone.

OPINIONS?

ps,
leaving this public in case anyone from aggybird's journal wanders over from her big wereyorkie post. DAD IF YOU ARE READING THIS PLEASE DON'T READ THIS EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE INSANE AND INTERNET STALK ME AND READ EMERSON. IT'S ABOUT WEREYORKIES. STEP OFF.

guys seriously my dad is insane

Title: The Rockstar Survival Guide.
Author: Ree.
Rating: T.
Summary: When fangirls attack, there's only one thing to do: sacrifice the roadie. SLASH!

Chapter Twenty.

Credit to iamtaylorb for half the characters and plot.

ARE YOU GUYS SO EXCITED OR WHAT?

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS.

I JUST FUCKING FINISHED THE ROCKSTAR SURVIVAL GUIDE.

Yes, you read that correctly! It is FINISHED! OVER! COMPLETE! I am so excited and nervous and fjdkslfjda that I don't even know what to say. For those of you that don't know, I've never finished anything beyond a oneshot before, so this is kind of a big deal for me. I think I might cry or something. This story is just so huge and unfff I never thought I would ever finish it, but I DID, I just did, and I am so unspeakably happy you don't even KNOW. ♥

I will post it later after some editing, probably tomorrow if iamtaylorb has time to read it for me.

I don't even know what to sayyy, fjdskf I am just so HAPPY, hahaha. And also kind of sad, because I will miss it.

SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK I SHOULD DO TO CELEBRATE? ♥