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Watch this shit!

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:22:26 GMT

LOL... that bear fucking round house kicked that dude. And that last commercial had me crackin the fuck up.

she thought no one was in the car! LOL...... "that was stupid".. man i'm in tears. i wish i had a job to make stupid ass funny commercials like that. lol.

LMFAO. i love this!!

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 06:08:40 GMT

XD so funny!!!!

Tue, 15 Aug 2006 05:53:55 GMT

A DAY AT THE PETTING ZOO..

Some animals you pet...

& some you don't..

it's the albino buck from hell.. DUNDUNDUN!

billy goat's gruff... not by the hair from his chinychinchin.

bison, sleeping.. wake up!

awww.. a lil fawn.

big ole black bear.

i thought there lil foxes were the cutest <3

in y0 face, bitch!

it's a freakin' EMU!!! these things remind me of chocobos..

this is the fattest spotted leopard i've ever seen.

i love how this picture turned out. it's a crowned crane. i'm such an awesome photographer.... pssh

haha, look at her lookin' up at me..

i like to move it, move it..

this one is a little disturbing..

awww... tiger is sleepy..

say what!?

i think this is a moose?

a swan.. how pretty. good picture if i might add too.. i'm so proud <3

these monkeys were highly entertaining..

what a slowpoke..

it's rocko!

let's name him... chris rock.

animal are so CUTE.

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 23:44:02 GMT

happy 420 you stoners! i smoked a bowl today, but that's it. no parties, nothing. *sigh*

oh well. FIVE DAYS UNTIL FLORDIA!!!!!

ICOOOOONS!!!

Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:27:48 GMT

+ DO NOT STEAL, THANK YOU. =D

+ please credit me where it is due.

+ i beileve i used bases for the some of the sailor moon icons i made from a sailor moon icon base community. i did a interest search, and i should kept the username.. damn. comment if you know the username!

+ also, put me in your user-info/whatever.

+ i *love* feedback. love them? tell me! hate 'em? tell me!

Tue, 07 Mar 2006 00:44:35 GMT

Here are a few random icons I've made for your usage.

+ please credit me in your user info, or a link to my journal, somewhere.
+ do not edit, i worked hard to make these.
+ comments, wonderful things to say are welcomed. ;) haha.
+ enjoy ^-^v

001. 002. 003. 004. 005. 006. 007. 008. 009. 010. 011. 012. 013. 014.

Fri, 17 Feb 2006 21:16:46 GMT

BRUSHES FOR PSP!

wanna see more brushes? look ---> .

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brushes hand drawn by ME .. LISAFER. made for PSP 8! don't ask me how to convert it into PS. i have no idea.

CREDIT ME WHERE CREDIT IS DUE.

do not claim as you own.

COMMENT IF USED.

show me what you've made with my brushes! =D

to download, click the brush image, and it will send you to the item, whereas you will see a little icon and the text, "download to desktop". download it and put it in your brushes folder. you should see it. if not, ask me. i may be able to help. THESE BRUSHES ONLY WORK IN PAINT SHOP PRO.

Fri, 17 Feb 2006 21:06:05 GMT

i drew some anime girls a long time ago, out of boredom. check them out..

Fri, 17 Feb 2006 06:58:46 GMT

hey everyone! like the new layout? lots of color, huh? i love it.

and tomorrow, i will have brushes & icons up for you to use =D

oh & does anyone have good FREE web hosts WITHOUT POP UPS/ADS? i want to make a webpage. i need a good reliable host.

so how does the new look suit? comments, feedback? lots of love to my LJ friends =3

Fri, 20 Jan 2006 06:46:05 GMT

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."

58. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

59. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

63.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!

69.) You seriously read every single one of those didnt you ? Tell me the truth..

70.) Your lying..

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 22:52:30 GMT

to all my LJ friends ... I LOVE YOU!

Sat, 07 Jan 2006 22:22:22 GMT

I NEED THIS DOG.

isn't he freakin' cute?! buy it for me. lol!

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 22:26:35 GMT

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rock 'n' roll!

resources

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 16:33:52 GMT

when i make my stuff, i have a lot of help from great artists who make my work easier. thank you so much! --> links

these are all my resources i've used... brushes, tubes, fonts, textures, ect. and if you see me use anything you've created without credit, please.. email me, let me know. i tried to keep track of all my resources, but i'm still human. ;B i'll credit you as soon as i get the message! <3

brushes

* atazoth

* tammy sue

* naznagemini

* spring loaded

* gallow

* gimp geek

* broken.nu

* covetous stock

* black glitter

* burning karma

* kamikaze queer

* pr0sthetix

* angelic network

* cali bitch xx

* liquid angelic grace

* last love song

* gauche

* my burning memory

* qtone

* spy-glass.net

* dozi baer

* glamoured

* gorjuss

* inexplicable.com

* inboscuro.com

* creepydolly.com

* ?

* pretty_posion

* absoulte trouble

* kidviciouschick

* karma brusha

* lush brushes

* beautiful sin

* hope driven

* bolly bolly

* kiria

* wonderland__

* eternal brushes

* caustic soda

* fairy-dust.com

* mi-amor

* notoriously anonymous

* paper flowers

* shady medusa

* shimmer.net

* ohpaintbrush

* studio 911 design

* thuggn diva

* flame persona

* fragile decay

* melancholia

* sleepy star

* lux brushes

* color filter

* psp_brushes

* swallowing shadows

pixels, gifs, images

* kawaii designs

* cherry land dollz

* candied

* japanese site (name?)

* sozai

* ayaha

* sugar melody

* candy pop

fonts

* da-font

pictures

* getty

comment to be added

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 16:31:32 GMT

this is my personal journal filled with my digital artwork, poetry, and icon creations. some of my musings can be very personal, and yes. i am paranoid that this journal might fall into the wrong hands. but i am a very friendly person, so i'll most likely accept your request. also, please.. do not add me as a friend unless you are willing to comment on my entries and give feedback! i am nice enough to do so for you, at least you could do is return the favor. ;3 there will be some public entries, mostly for my icons and brushes i might create. rejoice for all the people without a GJ! haha.

lots of love. -lisafer