Cordelia Chase ([info]_queen_c_) wrote,
@ 2004-07-15 00:21:00
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Oh look! It's power! We have it back!
The camels were a dead giveaway. So, we all showed up at the local cable office and lo and behold, there was Harmony!

Apparently, she was punishing us because we didn't appreciate her and her new position or something. Seriously, ALL THAT because we didn't appreciate her enough.

So, I told her that she did good for herself. It was what she wanted to hear. And poof, she said she'd get right on getting our utilities back.

Thank God. Though I don't know what we're gonna be doing about that livestock.

Shame that there aren't any sheep here. I'd know where to send them.

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(Anonymous)
2004-07-14 09:57 pm UTC (link)
So, I told her that she did good for herself. It was what she wanted to hear. And poof, she said she'd get right on getting our utilities back.

Hail to the Queen, baby. There can be only one!

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[info]evilhandissues
2004-07-14 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Shame that there aren't any sheep here. I'd know where to send them.

Angel shags sheep?
I should've known.

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[info]_queen_c_
2004-07-14 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Well, I was referring to someone who just so happens to BE a sheep, not...

...

Okay, yeah, sure, fine. Angel shags sheep. There ya go.

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[info]evilhandissues
2004-07-14 10:21 pm UTC (link)
Good to know.

I always knew there was something off about him.

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[info]jenfullmoon
2004-07-15 02:25 pm UTC (link)
BWAH!!!

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So Cor
[info]adrian__tepes01
2004-07-15 12:01 am UTC (link)
How's that identity thing going?

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(Anonymous)
2004-07-16 09:10 am UTC (link)
Yes, by what other name should we recognize you now? (Or is that a surprise?)

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It's power! We have it back!
(Anonymous)
2004-07-15 01:35 am UTC (link)
It's power! We have it back!

Oh, do you ever.

I don't know if anyone has ever bothered to inform your legal staff, but utilities regularly shell out great sums of money to avoid going to court on certain issues, one of them being interuption of service for other than legitimate reasons.

Now, say an utility, such as a electrical power company, was informed that service was disrupted to something like, oh a homeless shelter. Said cause of interuption was not deliquency of payment or failure of equipment but due to a decision by one of their personnel to deliberate cut of service.

And if the cause of that decision just happened to be a bunch of blonde hair attached to an attitude . . .

Let's just say that I think you have a few phone calls to make.

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[info]tod_van_helsing
2004-07-15 04:47 am UTC (link)
Isn't it way past time to, y'know, plant a stake right in Harmony's worthless heart? I'd say she's earned her one-way ticket to Dustville with her latest stunt.

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[info]saddle_rash
2004-07-15 08:43 am UTC (link)
They can think about that after the free utilities come through. Can't have a homeless shelter giving up free utilities.

You're a good one, Cordy, solving the problem without violence. Even though I have no doubt you coulda dished out an ass-whuppin' with the best of 'em.

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