"What are you doing?" She said it in her bitch voice as she dropped her body onto the couch.

"Not stagnating," I pull back out of the book and take in the scene. No light save for whats coming from the kitchen and the small lamp beside me.

"Marinating?" She still hadn't found the right word.

"Growing, slowly, but it's never fast, is it?"

"Everyone's got a problem, EXPLAIN THAT!" She fell down on her ass and propped herself up with her elbow. Her Terraformation bleated and chugged down the railway, I rode alongside her on my own, separate rail and Terra, bleating and chug-a-lugging just the same.

"Well, people are just dissatisfied with things, happiness always seems just out of reach, but in reality it never has, was, or will be there." I burned under the glass bulb and pulled the tube to my lips, our Terras had picked up considerable speed and her voice seemed to blend with the wind. The vapor entered my lungs softly, and invisibly exited on my exhale. "Life seems to be a journey with no real point, but a definite end," I was screaming to her, "but that's not to say that hope doesn't exist, as long as we act as one, to make the future as bearable as possible for all that come after us."

"HORSE SHIT!" She yelled back, as she vaporized her own somatic liquid and took it into her lungs. My body numbs and I enter the half-coma it takes to travel on these contraptions. A slice of living earth, plateaued on top with thick green grass to provide maximum comfort, careening at impossible speeds down a coral rail.

I stare at the clouds before falling back into the beast, so many shapes. I am enveloped by motherly warmth, safe for this trip, locked in serenity until I reach my destination.

Pricks. You know who you are.

Date:	2006-08-25 16:32
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	fuckin' lazy

berberberber. My brain is melting. We are all the product of one big crazy expansion that will one day collapse back in on itself and start again! berberberber.

Apocalypse Now is the greatest horror movie ever. Period.

Date:	2006-08-06 01:26
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Mood:	groggy

This is just so I always have this link and so anyone whose interested can see the preview for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie which has the blessings of both Eastman and Laird:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/teenagemutantninjaturtles/tmnt_large.html

It's your loss if you don't watch it.

Went to Movie Gallery today and found a couple of pieces of buried treasure:

Necrinomicon: Book of the Dead - (watched it last week, most of it sucks, but the last story makes this movie worth the shit)

David Cronenberg's Crash - Haven't watched it yet, but I've seen pieces. James Spader fucks this lady in the leg.

anyone awake out there in TV land?

I'm fucking tired of today.

Jesus Christ finds the process of going to the bathroom exhilarating.

From: Gamespot

"What we heard: Ever since House of the Dead hit theaters in 2003, Uwe Boll has become one of gamers' favorite whipping boys. Besides the aforementioned adaptation, the director has turned two other high-profile games-- Alone in the Dark and BloodRayne--into critically eviscerated would-be blockbusters.

Although he hasn't received many box-office dollars for his efforts, Boll has been the subject of the slings and arrows of countless snide forum posts and deprecating articles. So, today, when Skewed & Reviewed first posted a press release announcing that Boll wanted to take on his detractors in the boxing ring, many took it to be the latest in a series of running jokes about the Schweinfurt, Germany-based filmmaker.

Guess what? It isn't.

Today, GameSpot contacted Boll's recently-hired-but-already-weary-sounding publicist to inquire if the release on Skewed & Reviewed was indeed the real thing. 'Here is the press release that you requested,' was the sum of the terse e-mail response, which came with a complete version of the release attached.

'Uwe Boll Challenges His Critics 'To Put Up Or Shut Up!'' was the headline of the bellicose statement. It went on to throw down the gauntlet to Boll's online detractors, much like the titular characters did in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

'I am fed up,' said Boll. 'I'm fed up with people slamming my films on the Internet without see[ing] them. Many journalists make value judgments on my films based on the opinions of one or two thousand Internet voices. Half of those opinions come from people who've never watched my films.'

To answer his critics, Boll is orchestrating what might be considered one of the more bizarre sweepstakes in memory. After he finishes the ongoing shoot of In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, and the subsequent project, Seed, starring the TV incarnation of Conan the Barbarian, bodybuilder Ralf Moeller (Gladiator), Boll will move onto the big-screen version of studio Running With Scissors' controversial Postal series. During that shoot, Boll will personally take on his biggest detractors in boxing matches to be used in the film.

'Towards the end of the filming of Postal the five most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms,' read Boll's press release. 'As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra/stand-in in Postal and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a BOXING RING [emphasis in the original] to fight Uwe Boll. Each critic will have the opportunity to bring down Uwe in a 10-bout match. There will be five matches planned over the last two days of the movie. Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All five fights will be televised on the Internet and will be covered by international press.'

However, not just anyone who is so inclined will have the chance to put the smackdown on Boll. 'To be eligible you must be a critic who has posted on the Internet or have written in magazines/newspapers at least two extremely negative articles in the year 2005. Critics of 2006 will not be considered,' said Boll's statement, meaning that said disparaging reviews must predate the theatrical release of BloodRayne.

Boll also called out two of his fellow filmmakers by name to take him on in the ring.
'Roger Avary and Quentin Tarantino are among the most eligible candidates,' read the statement, referring to the writer and writer/director of Pulp Fiction. Avary also wrote the screenplay for the film version of Silent Hill and will write and direct the upcoming big-screen spin on the Driver games.

Would-be challengers must submit proof of negative reviews and/or comments via e-mail to info@boll-kg.de. They must also submit to a physical to prove they are a healthy male between 140 and 190 pounds and must sign a waiver saying they will not subsequently ask for fees or residuals following their ringtime with Dr. Boll. In recompense, the winning challengers will be provided hotel rooms in Vancouver, location of the Postal shoot.

Bogus or not bogus?: Not bogus. WHO YA GOT?!?!?"

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Date:	2006-06-19 22:53
Subject:	Smoked a lot of herrooooiiiin.
Security:	Public
Mood:	tired

So my aunt is passed out and her roommate, Steve, and I are babysitting her to make sure she doesn't roll over on her back. I don't remember how many shots of Tuaca she had, but obviously enough to get her this fucked up.

She taught her bird to whistle the entire theme to The Andy Griffifth Show, and it's doing it right now. Fucking hilarious.

I'll be back in D-Town tomorrow to hang out by myself like I always do.

G'nite.

Date:	2006-06-12 23:42
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	excited

Leaving for Virginia tomorrow if weather permits. I'll be staying with my aunt.

Be back in a while.

Date:	2006-06-07 23:38
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	dirty

Tired and hungry. My cat is staring pensively off into the distance. Fucker. People can't drive. I think I may be ready for what I've been scared of.

My parents are discussing moving to Tampa, so I'll take the opportunity to find myself a new place to live...but what state!? What city!?

I don't know if the possibilities are endless, but, hell, a change of scenery would be nice.

Date:	2006-05-28 02:36
Subject:	I spent a long time living without....never could give it a name.
Security:	Public
Mood:	awake

I think I'm going to start spending a significant amount of time working on the Joey alone comic again, I'm tired of that goddamn unused idea floating around in my head. I'm already taking a break from the DDPS album and it may be permanent because I just don't feel comfortable working on something that I really don't like to listen to.

Joke's over, DDPS is dead.

(empty)

I don't know if I'm like, the last person to figure this out, but the man who supposedly wrote "Bad Twin," Gary Troup, his name is an anagram for:

Purgatory.

Fucked up, no?

You're a true shite.

I hope there aren't many customers tonite, but knowing how much most people hate their mothers I think there will be. Fuck, I hate people.

Happy Mother's Day.