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I want to go home...

Everyone here is just not like me...

Created on 2004-10-13 14:45:18 (#4822678), last updated 2008-05-15

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Name:	WINGATES--- Taking Over The World, One W At A Time
Birthdate:	1986-10-18
Location:	Davie, Florida, United States
Website:	Wingate Loves Joker Like Harley Loves Joker

Bio

♥Don't expect this to be the kind of story that goes: and then, and then, and then. What happens here will have more of that fashion magazine feel, a Vogue or a Glamour magazine chaos with page numbers on every second or fifth or third page. Perfume cards falling out, and full-page naked women coming out of nowhere to sell you make-up.♥ ~Invisible Monsters
Danielle Alexandra Mattie Wingate
My tits are almost as small as my waist & my ass is even bigger then my EGO. I am Very Vain and OH SO Superficial and I am a God Damn ♥VANITY OVERLOAD♥ to your system and ::SHOCK:: I'm the deepest, shallow girl you will never-ever have the honor of knowing --- I mean really knowing. I'm that girl that everyone ♥ to hate and thrives off the fact that people either don't realize how much of a threat I am until it's to late or over exaggerate and think I am the most powerful creature in Florida, far be it from me to argue with such a conclusion drawn by so many of the scenesters and hipsters of these wonderfully dull and melodramatic times. I am engaged, yes at the age of 19 I thought it fit to settle down with an overly emmotional and wonderfully refreshing young man who goes by the name of Andrew, which ofcourse I decided to alter and call Wilson... It does make sense so please don't be one of those stupid people who comments "Neighbor Wilson!"... It'll make me want to stab you or something along those lines. The wedding is in July, on the 7th, with themes of 7 through out the wedding. I used to be a bit of an easy girl, I was the original party girl, easy as instant pudding and then I stopped being that way and I stopped being the first girl every guy called to come get trashed...but I still get the calls and I still go, I just don't let anyone but HIM touch me and believe me...it's not to bright a plan to even try.I'm the Greatest Fuck you will never ever get to have. I have a husband in Georgia...no we're not really married but it happens to be the most intresting relationship I have had with another human being in a very very long time. Eric once said I was like one of the original Hipsters, except not one of the ones I happen to despise with every fiber in my elegant body, Eric also happens to be one, we set the cool level much to high for the rest of you Hip Cats to follow. While I'm talking about cats, I have one, I prefer her to a dog, she's quite loving in nature. I named her Astrid Lux * Astrid-Beautiful Goddess/ Lux- Of Light*. She has quite the personality, just like her mother, I do so hope you can figure out I am not speaking about the cat that give birth to her when I refer to mother. I listen to dreadfully played out music, but mainly because I fell in <2 with them before they became "Hip" & "Snazzy".... and I decided to stick by them once they were no longer in the top list of that week with all the "Cool Kids". I was a cool kid once... Then The Faint & The Peaches & Panic! At The Disco & Mount Sims & Desparacidos & Dirty Sanchez, etc, etc, etc took over my life, I really hate being the kid that lends my music out to people to hear shit about it for a week and then come to find out I started a trend.... I don't bloody appreciate it. I don't appreciate being the girl that everyone borrows movies from, I <2 movies and people like to come admire my collection, it really is extrodinary. I <2 words, I really do, I want to be a writer and I enjoy being witty very much. Jazz, Spiffy, Poppet, Bloody, Knackered, FuckAss, Snockered, Whore, Snogging, Specta-Fucking-Tacular, Snuggle, BooBoo, Boopsie, Yo Soy Ska Boss, Spiffy, Tart & Trollip...come out of my mouth much to often. I look like the original IPOD kid, doesn't mean I am, though I use my fiances more then he does and I have more music on his then he does...though he does listen to my girly jazz all the time. I am English, Irish, Scottish, Danish, English Canadian & Italian, I also have jewish heritage.... I am a mutt and everyone hates me for it and especially hates me because I am proud to be me... I am better then you, that is how I get through my days, it helps me to know that I can walk into a room and not give a fuck, dispite the fact that I yearn for everyone to like me. I have BestFriends that I would Die, Cry, Lie, Sigh, Buy Anything For and do just about Anything for.... Matthew James & Arianna Pionzio & Elena Salinardi & Keith Cianciolo... & There are people that mean more to me then anything that aren't neccisarily bestfriend in the firmest sense of the word....they would be people like Jason Salzman & Sara Koester & Maria Ayala & Justin Persek.... they know I would do anything for them and be there no matter what...though Jason knows more then anyone not to ♥Fuck With Me♥, cause I have no issue destroying your life and the people you hold dearest to you and all the while never allowing you to know I even disliked you at all. I have another BestFriend, Wilson, yes, yes cliche I know but if I can kiss, hug, sleep with, fuck, eat in front of and tell the boy that I love him, I do believe that would show he is my bestfriend, I tell him everything, things you will never fancy to know.
I am as Generic as you but you'll ♥ me all the more for it because I can be generic and stone washed and a total hipster hater but you---yes you---you all think I'm the grandest thing in this whole bloody polluted little planet.

I am VAIN & I am SUPERFICIAL & I am SHALLOW & I am a SELF-CENTERED & I am WELLBRED & I am SPOILED & I am the GRANDEST SNOB you will ever meet & I do DROP DRINKS better then you & I do TOKE better then you & I do have better FASHION then you & I am the best God Damn FUCK that any of my sexual partners have ever had. I don't care if you hate me for all of this because in the end, I'll probably never meet 1/2 of you and IF you do get lucky enough to know me in the saddest sense of the word....then you'll realize there is a purpose for all of this.
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Invisible Monsters
"Beauty is power, the way money is power, the way a loaded gun is power"

"What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction"

"Another thing is no matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close."

"Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, I'll be anybody you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I'll be thin with big breasts and big hair. Take me apart. Make me into anything, but just love me."

Flash
Give me anger
Flash
Give me vengence
Flash
Give me total and utter justified retribution
Flash
The already dead ghost I am, the not occuring, the completly empowered invisible nothing I've become.

"...some famous fashion photographer telling me how to feel.
him yelling, give me lust baby.
flash.
give me malice.
flash.
give me detached existentialist ennui.
flash.
give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism."

Fight Club

Fight Club is badass love Made by

zar_roc
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"

"When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake.
Now I am gonna go to "sleep" and go live as my other life and blow shit up with soap."

"The condom is the glass slipper of our time, you meet a stranger, you slip it on, you dance all night and then throw it away...the condom not the stranger."

ONE MORNING. There's the dead jelly fish of a used condom floating in the toilet.
This is how Tyler meets Marla.

"You are now shooting a gun at your imaginary friend next to 400 galloons of Nitroglycerin"

I am Joes Gallbladder.
I am Joes Raging Bile Duct.
I am Joes Grinding Teeth.
I am Joes Inflamed Flaring Nostrils....
I am Joes White Knuckles.

I AM JOE'S ENRAGED, INFLAMED SENSE OF REJECTION.

I am Joes Raging Anger

We have a sort of traingle thing going here. I want Tyler. Tyler wants Marla. Marla wants me.
I dont wan't Marla, and Tyler doesn't want me around, not anymore. This isn't about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership.

"God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."

Choke
Im not so much a good friend as I’m the docroe who wants to adjust your spine every week.
Or the dealer who sells you heroine.
“Parasite” isn’t the right word, but it’s the first that comes to mind.

I’m not so much a good friends as I’m the savior who wants you to worship him forever.

It’s pathetic how we can’t live with the things we can’t understand. How if we can’t explain something we’ll just deny it.

See also: Live failure
See also: Shock
See also: Death

These horny sexaholic chicks, they have such a high tolerance. They just can’t get banged. They just can’t stop, no matter how degrading things get.
God,how I love being codependent.

~ Chuck Palahnuik Books
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Trainspotting
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else, and the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
~Irvine Welsh

"People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that sh** which is not be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not f***ing stupid.

Donnie Darko
Donnie-"Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit?"
Frank-"Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?"

Donnie-you're such a fuckass

Elizabeth-Did you just call me a fuckass?

GO SUCK A FUCK!

Donnie-Tell me Elizabeth how does one exactly suck a fuck?

Therapist-Did your son tell you about his friend Frank?
Mrs.Darko-"Who?"
Therapist-"The giant bunny rabit"
Mr.Darko- ::silence::"The what?"

Gretchen-My mom got a restraining order on my step dad, he has emmotional problems or something...
Donnie-cool I have those two! What kinds does he have?
Gretchen-He stabbed my mom in the chest

I'll tell you what he said! He told me to forcibly insert the life excercise card into my anus!

CHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Go back to China bitttchhh

28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds.... that is when the world will end

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