Home

Previous | Next

adam singing

SYTYCD Season Premiere

  • 22nd May, 2008 at 8:55 PM
This is for [info]xjaxinthebox :D


red = cut immediately
green = stay for the choreography
blue = straight through to Vegas

Devin Oshiro, 18, contemporary: Um.... LOL, wtf, why isn't she moving. Er, can she not speak? Wow, that was a great audition. Impressive technique, but I don't think she's going to go far -- she doesn't have much of a personality.

Jonathan Anzalone, 21, I'm not sure wtf this is supposed to be: Guy from Italy who... omg he just stripped in front of the camera o_O He's kind of cute, but a super creeper. Now he's... I'm not sure I'd call this dancing. Omg his hand is on his crotch. He just licked his hand and slid it down his... OMG HE'S STRIPPING AGAIN. Why does someone like him have such a hot body. The b-boy tricks were okay, but O_O. Uh oh, Nigel is lecturing Jonathan about arrogance. HE (Jonathan, not Nigel) JUST HIT ON MIA. This is bizarre.

BEST QUOTE EVER ON REALITY TV:
Nigel: Mia, how successful is he going to be?
Mia: Not very sexful.
(the judges and the crowd crack up while I roflmao)
Nigel: Jonathan, just to clear things up because I don't think you know English very well, that's called a Freudian slip.

David "Sex" Soller, 21+, the same thing he does every season: SEX IS BACK, GUYS! Oh my, the hip thrusts got me all hot and bothered. And... wait, what, he just walked off stage. Sex is back, indeed. Mary is so ridiculous. She needs to stfu but OMG I love her. "Planet California"? Oh dear...

Laura Garcia, 25, contemporary: The girl who's visually impaired. Um... yeah, that wasn't that great. It was kind of awkward, actually. Awww, Mia's crying ;__; This is so sweet, omg, I love Mia. She's never been my favourite judge, but so far today I love her very much ♥ They did a really good job turning her down. This is why I prefer SYTYCD to AI.

Stephen "Twitch" Boss, 25, hip hop: The guy who made it to Vegas last year but was cut before the top 20. He did some pretty cool tricks :D And he's so cute, hee. I didn't think he was as good as the judges said he was, but he was awesome.

Hamilton Moreno, 22, hip hop (unfortunately): Guy whose niche is being overweight. Omg, that was scary. Just... no.

Middle-aged woman with red dress, ?, ?: Left her husband... um, didn't catch anything else. Next.

Philip Chbeeb, 19, popper: OMFG I REMEMBER HIM! HE WAS MY FAVOURITE DURING THE AUDITIONS LAST SEASON! HE'S THE GUY WITH THE BIG LIPS! I LOVE HIM! Dude, that was an awesome audition. It was even better than last year's. JESUS, the way his joints move.

William Wingfield, 21, contemporary/hip hop: This song (well, it's not much of a song, it's just reciting stuff about violence) is so intense. That was really interesting. I've never seen anything like that. I'm not sure how I feel about it. It didn't make much of an impact on me. I agree with Nigel -- it was a bit *too* clever.

Rijiy Ames, 24, I guess you could call that contemporary: Guy who danced in his tighty whities. LOL "he's taking it all off... oh Lord", as if dancing in the near-nude is its own audition style on this show. Oh, good God, tight shot of his arse. That was unnecessary. These foreign dancers are CRAZY. Where are the Pashas? The Dmitrys? LOL this show is too funny.

Yay, choreography time! OMG IT'S TRAVIS!

Jonathan is cut, Phillip and William make it, in total 18 dancers make it to Vegas from day 1. They're using "Hallelujah" by Paramore! :D

Erika Gee, 22, jazz: Meh, I didn't like her audition that much. It was good, but it didn't impress me. Crying. Great.

Leonidas Proskurov, 23 & Aliona Vetrenko, 24, ballroom: YAYYY, finally a ballroom couple. I'm such a sucker for the Russian ballroom dancers ♥ I thought that was fantastic and SO sexy. Mary scream! LOVE it.

Randy Lewis, 23, hip hop: Just no.

Edwin Martin, 18, hip hop: OMG SCARY. Holy shit, what is he doing on the floor. LOL I love when the

Victor Kim, 21, breakdancer: Dude, that was sick. OMG HE'S WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS ON HIS HANDS. That was so entertaining. Yay Asians, representing the b-boys ♥ Awww, studying business and economics for his parents. What a typical Asian thing to do. *sympathises with him* OMG HE'S SO CUTE. I HEART HIM.

THE B-BOYS FROM LAST SEASON!

Gold Inferno, 22, I think it's called jump style?: Oh dear, he's back. LOL. THEY'RE ALL DANCING. OMFGGGGGGGGG IS THAT RYAN CONFERIDO I SEE??? I was so in love with him back during season 1. The day he commented on one of my MySpace pictures was the happiest day of my life, lol. Never mind, it's not Ryan :( Anyway, back to Gold Inferno. Awww, sad music playing while he walks off the stage. Geez, he's freakishly skinny.

Ricky Sun, 27 & Asuka Kondoh, 24, ballroom: Dude, Asians who don't breakdance! That was so effing hot. LOVED it. Wow, they've only been dancing together for 3 months? That was INCREDIBLE. And there was so much chemistry. *fans self* Ugh, I would've sent them straight through to Vegas.

Kherington Payne, 18, contemporary: Okay, I dislike her from her pre-performance video, and I didn't like her audition that much. HOWEVER, she danced to "Stop and Stare" by OneRepublic, which is awesome. LOL, showing the guys drooling over her was so unnecessary. But like I said, I didn't like her audition that much. It was too smiley and all over the place. PFT. They're already pimping her. "It" factor? AS IF. *will sulk in her bias against this girl*

lawl "racist against tall people".

Robert Muraine, 19, popper: Untrained street dancer who performs on Third Street Promenade... DUDE, I seriously think I might've seen him there before. He looks so familiar. Holy fuck, that was incredible. I've never seen someone move like him. That's DEFINITELY not natural. Oh my GOD, he just doesn't stop. That was INSANE. And he's so cute! New favourite, me thinks. "Dancing is right for you"... that's SO true. Seriously, when he did that thing when he went all the way back, my eyes literally bulged out of my head. HOLY CRAP I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO KISS NIGEL. LOL WTF THAT WAS CRAZY.

Ricky and Asuka make it, Victor is cut, in total 12 dancers make it to Vegas from day 2.

30 dancers in all make it to Vegas from Los Angeles :D

Favourites so far: Ricky & Asuka, Robert, Phillip, Leonidas & Aliona


Next week: Salt Lake City and Dallas

Comments

( Speak )
David
[info]outofdoritos wrote:
23rd May, 2008 14:41 (UTC)
Wow, talk about details! Crazy.
I'll just say I'm really glad this show is back. I know nothing about dancing AT ALL, but I find it all to be very entertaining.
Annie
[info]_pinkchocolate wrote:
23rd May, 2008 21:04 (UTC)
Hee, yeah, I kind of didn't mean to go so into depth, but once I started it just kinda kept going. I'm really glad it's back too! Yeah, I started out knowing absolutely nothing about dancing but after three seasons I've learned a bit :P It's definitely very entertaining, though.
jacqueline lalena
[info]xjaxinthebox wrote:
23rd May, 2008 22:29 (UTC)
ok, this doesnt work that well for sytycd as it does for ai *goes to youtube videos*
is it always going to be on thurs nights?
if so ill be able to start watching in 2 weeks since i wont work thurs nights when my summer class starts woo

but shaaaank you for the fill in.

*assumes the aforementioned will be her favorites too* (since we tend to have the same taste lol)
Annie
[info]_pinkchocolate wrote:
24th May, 2008 21:06 (UTC)
LOL no, not even close. That's why I love SYTYCD -- you can't miss episodes and rely on other people's reviews to sum them up for you.

And pft, they better be your favourites! :P
(Anonymous) wrote:
24th May, 2008 01:12 (UTC)
Asuka Kondoh
I'm in LOVE! What a pair of legs!!! ...and she's a cutie too!

Oh, of course, she dances very well too...

:-)
Annie
[info]_pinkchocolate wrote:
24th May, 2008 21:08 (UTC)
Re: Asuka Kondoh
LOL. I agree, she's fantastic :D Ballroom dancers are always hot. Aliona is gorgeous.
(Anonymous) wrote:
29th May, 2009 02:09 (UTC)
okay this is reaaaaly late but omg season 5 audition episode just aired and asuka and ricky are back hotter than ever!!! i hope to see them both do well in vegas and make the top twenty this year!!
( Speak )