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| So I'm Off To Broadway ... |
[19 Dec 2003|10:02am] |
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And I'm deciding what picture I should use with my bio in the playbill.
Should I use this one?
Or maybe this?
Or even this one perhaps?
Yeah, I like this one. It's hot. Its like I'm chillin' on a tropic island.
Okay, what about this one?
Don't I look so gotdamn gansta! I know right. So irresistable like in that one Jessica Simpson song. Oh by the way Jess, I saw you on that Rolling Stone cover. You lookin' good, ma. Need a little more ass in them hot pants for me, but you still doing yo thang.
Okay, yall gotta help me out with this cuz in between designing the Dallas Mavericks new unis, finishing and putting out Carl Thomas' new LP, trying to get them damn NY Knicks CEOs to let me buy them out, and remembering/ rehearsing lines for A Raisin In The Sun, I won't have time to choose a tight bio pic. So, holla back with your fave pic.
Oh, and I WILL get them Knicks. Shit, Hova aint gonna get a team before I do. Plus the NJ Nets aint worthy of moving to Brooklyn. They need to stay they asses in New Jersey.
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| Yall likin the Mohawk aint yall!! |
[14 Nov 2003|10:06am] |
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I need some icons of my new 'do, the Mo. Who wants to help me out? Holla atcha boy.
Woo yall. I'm feeling refreshed. I've taken a break from the world and this journal too. Training for the past 3 months almost and completing the marathon was such a huge accomplishment for me. I've got a new swagger in my walk now and all.
You know what the hardest part of training for me was? Changing my lifestyle. Cutting back on being out late, partying, working in the studio late, having sex, changing my diet. I've lost a total of about 15 lbs. and gained so much muscle mass it's incredible. I'm looking mad right, ladies. Come get it while it's good. ;-) I gave up sex for 2 whole weeks, which is an extremely long time for me, so I need to make up for that time. So who's game? :-)
DISCLAIMER: Hey yall, I feel like doing some reflection right now, so bear with me.
I feel like this has been the greatest year for me because of two things: The marathon and because I'm now coaching my son's football team. Running has done so much for me. I ran track in high school, but man, I was a quarter-miler, never long distance. I never ran longer than a quarter mile. So when I got up to completing one loop around the park - six miles - I was so proud of myself and so happy. It does something for your confidence. It's definitely what I needed going into the next era/phase of my life. It makes you feel like you've achieved something personal.
I dunno, I just like the time alone, hearing myself breathe, letting myself think. I get to look at myself and how crazy the world I live in is. So I just get some clarity on the things I should be doing, things I shouldn't do and just how crazy the world of entertainment may look. The things we may do, or just the way I may look, the whirlwind that I'm caught in, it really helps me to analyze and make the right decision. I need the time to think 'cause I definitely live in a crazy environment. My lifestyle is crazy, so the running has helped me commit. To running and other things. To coaching my son's football team and making every single one of his games. When I'm on the road touring, I've flown back for every game. Making 7 weekends in a row for football games has been the most consistent thing I've ever done in my life.
I'm so proud of my son. He came into football like a novice, a new jack, a rookie. He's been so committed and now he's one of the stars of the team. He's made the biggest improvement and I'm on the sidelines like "whoa man, this is what it's all about. My mom didn't tell me about this," know what I'm saying? I've got Grammies, made money, dated some pretty women, traveled all over the world. But nothing beats watching my son from the sidelines and coaching the team. To watch him smile and throw his number one in the air, and I'm like "I can't believe this is my son and this is happening to me." I just thank God to be able to do that. So combined with marathon, this is like the greatest year for me.
Anyways yall, I'm out. Check out these links, 1 and 2, cuz I'M RUNNING AGAIN NEXT YEAR ... AND FOR 10 MILLION THIS TIME, BABY!!!! So start writing those checks yall cuz I'll be calling soon. Ha Ha!
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[13 Nov 2003|11:52pm] |
True.
Now where's the Love?
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| Glad this blackout shit is over ... |
[18 Aug 2003|11:13am] |
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I mean, I aint complaining cuz I got mad rest since everything was pretty much closed on Friday, but after a while, my ceiling fan just wasn't cutting it anymore. I missed my AC like WOAH!!
You know that restless, sleepy feeling you get when you've slept too much? I'm living that right now. I think I'm just gonna go back to bed and waste the rest of the day sleeping ... like I did yesterday ... and the day the day before that ... and the day before that. -laughs- It's good being the CEO and sole owner of a company that you made yourself. Yall should try it sometime lol.
( But do this first, biznitches! )
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| Okay, now I feel bad ... |
[14 Aug 2003|10:25am] |
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Yes, Justin can get mad annoying sometimes, but I still basically love the kid. And so the way he's slowly killing himself hurts me. I didn't grow up picture perfect, and in that, I've learned that there are many things that are useless being depressed about. Certain situations can only be accepted and learned from. And I don't think Justin realizes this at all. Dwelling on shit you can't change or reverse isn't helpful or prgressive. It just holds you back from growing into the person you want to be. YOU'RE STIFLING YOURSELF, JUSTIN!!
I keep telling J's dumb ass that he needs to get more friends outside of Hollywood, ppl who don't got shit to gain from being friends with him, because sometimes it takes someone on the outside to help you see things clearly. You think I sit around all day hanging with celebs? Hell naw! Celebrities can get shady and shifty at a moment's notice. The only "celebs" I chill with or talk to on a sort of regular basis are Kim, Alicia, Justin, Ashton (with his gay ass self lol), Bey and Christina. I just don't trust ppl who value their material and financial wealth more than ppl and a lot of celebs are like that ... believe me, I had to learn that the hard way.
Keep yo head up, J. Just remember what matters most and you'll be aiight.
Aiight, 'nuff of this sad, depressing bullshit. I'm sitting in my draws in my bedroom, sippin on a Pina Colada and eating some Soft Batch chocolate chip cookies. And I'm feelin kinda good and it's not because of the Pina Colada (you know them shits are weak). I woke up in a good ass mood cuz I got finally got some real sleep last night. The kids were at they mommas' houses botherin them for a change. And that's a good thing for them too cuz I was this close to beating they asses raw. Gotdamn bad ass kids.
Anyways, I did have this weird ass dream though. I was managing a rock band *looks around mad confused* and they were headlining some concert and I was on the side of the stage ... wearing makeup *scrunches up forehead*... and some spike leather bracelet ... and totally rockin out! *scrunches up face completely* It's not that I don't like rock music, but this was on some heavy Pantera-level type shit. Plus, the lead wasn't even singing ... his was screaming ... his head off. And I think blood was involved. *panics slightly* It was scary.
*shudders*
I hope I never get that musically ambitious. Shit, I hope times never get that hard for me to have to get that musically ambitious.
I think the thought of being so broke that I gotta manage rock bands just completely disturbed my morning. Fuck!
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| "Stop it Justin! ... Dammit!" |
[12 Aug 2003|01:24pm] |
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-screams- "GET OUT OF MY DAMN STATE!!!"
Gotdamnnnnnnnnn, I hate that kid sometimes. He's like a damn fungus ... better yet, he's like an STD ... Herpes maybe. Yeah, Justin's most definitely a form of herpes ... simplex 2 even. Embarrassing, annoying, life-long, and infects everyone he comes across.
And for your infomation Herpes, I did not name my son after you. Your ass was just getting fired from MMC when my son was being conceived, so stop trippin.
If I wasn't gonna make no money off this video with Herpes, I'd shut this whole entire thing down ... *breathes heavy* I need a caramel latte and some weed right now or I'll go crazy.
Dammit, he's even got me biting my fingernails all raggedy and shit. Now this'll be my second manicure visit this week.
All I know is I betta get crazy high and laid tonight or I might kill Justin/Herpes tomorrow.
Miss C. Maria Aguilera, where you at? I need some company. *grins*
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| Aint this a bitch!!!! |
[11 Aug 2003|02:35pm] |
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How about I get my ass up today and check my email and here I get livejournal telling me I got like 9 nine days to renew my account or they'll remove 7 of my icons and shit. Damn muthafuckers ... actin' like I aint got money and shit.
What's up world!!!! I just got finished eating and my ass is suffering from some MAJOR ass niggaritis. What did I eat? I know yall were wondering 'bout that lol. I made Pierre go get me some Haitian food from his momma in Brooklyn ... and no he didn't have to walk. *laughs* But yo, them Haitians can cook they asses off, especially Pierre's momma. I'm still licking my fingers. Damn ...
I need some ass. Just an FYI.
Aiight, I'm out yo. Is it illegal to get yo kids drunk so they can shut they asses up and go to sleep? Aww .. who the fuck cares. I'm P. Diddy. I can do whatever the fuck I want. *Grabs some Hynotiq from the fridge* They'll like this shit. *laughs*
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| I fucking HATE press junkets! |
[29 Jul 2003|09:19am] |
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I'm glad this promotion shit for the Bad Boy II soundtrack is over cuz getting asked the same fucking questions over and over again aint fucking cool.
Hosting TRL is always cool, but even after 2 weeks, how about my ears STILL hurt! Damn fucking teenies. They'll fucking scream for the damn sound guy. Anyways, I got a chance to stop by 106 & Park too so that was mad fun. Seeing my boy, AJ and of course, Free's fine ass was hot shit as always. She definitely be having me constantly wondering when can I get up in those jeans. *laughs*
Anyways, I've got new ventures in the works: P. Diddy to possibly buy the NY Knicks , so I'm excited about that.
Yo, I'll holla lata cuz my son is bothering the hell outta me right now. Why can't kids be happy playing by them gotdamn selves anymore.
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| July Shout Outs!!! |
[03 Jul 2003|09:10am] |
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Aiight, it's time for me to give some ppls they propas (propers to you non-ghetto ppl lol).
Nelly and the St. Lunatics: What up fellas! Keep bangin.
J Timbs: Holla atcha boy!
Chris "Mr. Crazy" Kirkpatrick: What's crackin' dude? Holla back!
Joey and Steve: Yalls some funny ass dudes. We gotta party sometime.
Jigga man C: Yo man, I heard some clips of your new joints. *applauds and bows in approval* Them shis are CRAZY BANANAS, dog!!! Good work. Holla at me soon. I have an idea for a song that I wanna throw at you.
Xtina: When Mary's new album hits, August 26th yall!, you're gonna be mad that we didn't do a single together. Call me though. *winks*
Benji and Joel: *laughs* Yalls are some funny dudes too. Yall keep me entertained. Keep bangin.
Ms. Holmes: A couple of songs by Ginuwine come to mind when I think about you. When I see you again, I'll show you which ones. *winks*
Ms. A. Keys: My bitter buddy ole pal. *laughs* You know you're my girl, right? I'd beat the shit outta any nigga who messed with you. We'll talk lata.
*yells* "LEO!!": My brother from another mother! What's crackalackin' dude? Holla at me lata.
Lil' Kim, the Queen B: How you doing, ma. Haven't bullshitted with you in a couple days, and guess what? THAT'S TOO MOTHERFUCKING LONG!!! So, get at me soon, ya hear?
Mr. Dean Martin aka Ashton: What up dog!!! Hit me up soon so we can discuss Leo's initiation: TheBadBoyPDiddy
Beyonce: What's up sexy mama. *winks* We need to go clubbin' soon.
Kelly: Hey sweetheart. *smiles* Glad you're here. You've been missed. Holla at me.
Pharizzie: I've been meaning to tell you that yo song, "Frontin'" is mad tight, dog. Next time, I'ma need you to synthesize the hell outta them high notes though. Two fingers.
Brittany H.: Don't let them haters get you down. Let them go on drinking their haterade and eating their hatertots. Keep ya head up!
Alright, if I forgot anyone ... my bad, but it' mad early in the morning. So, I'm out.
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| The New Rat Pack ... |
[02 Jul 2003|04:23pm] |
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Like my icon? That's me and my main man, Ashton Kutcher, doing our thing at this past's MTV Movie Awards. I'm the new Frank Sinatra because I'm just the oh-so-smooth, lady killer and Ashton is the new Dean Martin because that man can PARTY!!! Booze, broads and bright lights are his thing and I love him for it lol!! We are currently looking for another 4 members to complete our new Rat Pack, so if you're interested, you gotta make us like you. *nods head* Hell yeah, you gotta go through initiation! What yall thought this was? Leo, if you want in, holla at me. *grins*
In other news, yall have to check out my new video with ole' Nelly Nel and Murphy Lee, "Shake Ya Tailfeather". It's crazy bananas! Nelly and Murph held it down so heavy on the joint and the video, I can't wait to do another collabo with them again. Plus, location is key and I fucking love Miami. The women there are just ... yeah, gotta make a trip back there REAL soon. *grins widely*
What else? Oh, I had a good time with Ms. Holmes last night. She's mad sexy and definitely does her own thing and I like that.
Keep yo head up Ms. A. Keys. Being bitter will only keep you from the good things cuz you'll be too wrapped up in your shit to see them. Trust me, I know.
Bey, you getting drunk without me? *pouts*
I'm out,
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| It's Bad Boy, Baby!!!! |
[26 Jun 2003|09:31pm] |
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So I'm in L.A. earlier than expected. Ya know, me being as spontaneous as I am, I decided to hook up with my dirrty, Nelly Nel, on Jay Leno last night. And we gave the tightest performance, no doubt. Two superstars ... collaborating ... on one stage, you KNOW it's gotta be hot! Shouts out to my man, Murphy Lee.
Yo, Ms. Holmes ... I'm gonna call you tomorrow so we can meet up and ... chill. *winks* Save those bikinis you bought for our week in the Hamptons. They'll look mad good in my shower and on my floor lol. *smirks*
Hey yall, Bad Boy is doing big things right now. I told yall don't sleep on us. I told yall! Remember when I was in the lab, excited as fuck about all the new music and beats I was creating? Well now yallz have a chance to sample something from my new menu with Loon's new joint, "How You Want That". That shit is on FIRE dawg. Don't sleep it. Do. Not. Do. It. Also, I've also teamed up with the Roc-A-Fella camp with another new joint that will be on the Bad Boys 2 soundtrack called "La La La (Excuse Me Again)". Check that one out too. It's bananas!
BAD BOY ON THE RISE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
Aiight, I'm out.
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| Can I rock? Yes, I can!! |
[24 Jun 2003|04:55pm] |
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So I'm tryna change my hella playish ways and not kiss even though we haven't technically kissed yet and tell, so I aint gonna talk about the conversation I had last night or who I had it with.
I'm an utter gentleman. Atleast I'm trying to be. ;-)
So my girl, Chrissy's running towards the hurt. Guess who clued her in on that one? ME! PD!! I always run towards the hurt. Hurt and I? Good friends. We can't get enough of eachother. And because of that, I can see when someone is trying to steal my good friend away lol. Anyways ma, keep yo head up and above the waters. Your inner common sense will kick in soon enough. Takes about a month for me lol.
Sidenote: You know what I miss? The show, Dawson's Creek. Definitely some prime choice hunnies on that joint. *winks*
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| Cuz I'm a motherfucking PIMP! |
[23 Jun 2003|06:58pm] |
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Tre interesting. SO let's see, what's new. Talked to Kelis for bit. Got horny. Call Chrissy to get ... relieved AND THEN KIM'S MOTHERFUCKING DOG DROPPED A FUCKING BRICK ON ONE OF MY GATORS. Got unhorny real quick. Hung up with Chrissy. Cleaned the shit up. Kicked the dog. Bitched at Kim. Bitched in here. And now I'm done.
Holla at me.
One.
P.S. Leo, get at me so we can get this paper, man.
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| I'M BACK BIOTCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
[20 Jun 2003|09:33am] |
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What up negroes! I've been out of the loop, working my ass off with these hard-headed, dumb ass kids. No, not Dream. I'm done with them tricks. I'm talking about my new group from MTB. SHAMELESS PLUG: WATCH MAKING THE BAND 2, EVERY WEDNESDAY @ 10PM ON MTV!!!!!!!!!! Did yall catch the first episode of it yet? I know yall liked how I made them bitches walk all the gotdamn way to Brooklyn for some cheesecake. That was hot as fuck. I mean, I only did it cuz I always wanted to join a frat at Howard, so I could fuck some niggas up just like that. Gotta relive my youth somehow ya know lol.
Yo, how many of yall went out to see Xtina's and JTimb's show yet? I went this past Monday and it was sick as fuck. Xtina ... why you gotta make me wanna wife you like that? I heard you were free, single, sexxxy, and sweet. Making ya own money, ma. So, why don't you holla at me right quick. Even though Jen couldn't handle ALL of me, I KNOW you can, so why don't we get this poppin' mama? Think about it girl.
Yo J, your female dancers are bad as hell. I know you be getting mad head from them heads, if not more playa, so do you dawg. Pass them my number if they ever wanna party in the NY sometime aiight. I could use a few new "friends". My old heads are getting boring.
Aiight kids, that's all from me, the P.D. I gotsta bounce and fuck with some dumb ass kids now, so I'll holla.
P.S. Fuck you Ben! Small-time actor with a small-time dick. That's why Jen couldn't stay away from me, bitch. Man, you don't know anything about that girl. She's the type that will get her shit beaten up by any means necessary, and by whom necessary, so don't think that she won't be right back here if you don't up your game, playa. She'll get hers with or without you, playboy. One.
P.P.S. I won't even give you a "Fuck You", Jen, cuz I truly feel sorry for you. Oh, so you told all about me in that Vibe huh? Well how come you left out the fact that you cheated on me with Chris and that you cheated on Chris with Ben and that you'll probably leave Ben for someone you cheat on him with? As immature as I may act at times, atleast I'm fucking honest. You KNEW that we BOTH sometimes slept around. You also KNEW that I would have never left you for one of those hoes either. Can't say the same for you though cuz you only know lies. Ya know what, why don't you redeem yourself now and tell the motherfucking truth! Too hard for you isn't it? It's always hard to break a habit. I definitely don't need a girl like you anymore, so don't come 'round here for no more dick either! Have at it, Ben.
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[29 May 2003|12:49pm] |
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Guess who slept with J.Ho last night? Thats right mother fuckers, ME! Affleck, TAKE THAT!
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[02 May 2003|08:38pm] |
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Where Dream go? Get your asses back here. NOW!
TAKE THAT!
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| *ahem* clears throat ... |
[23 Mar 2003|06:45pm] |
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I just wanna say, "My bad, sexy ladies!" to Lori and Ms. Branch *winks* for cutting our convos short late last night. I was a little ... preoccupied lol.
TheBadBoyPDiddy: I got ass last night
TheBadBoyPDiddy: it was aiight
TheBadBoyPDiddy: nothing to write a song about
sexxygenie: thanks for sharing? who's the lady?
TheBadBoyPDiddy: she started off good though .. but finished ... mediocre
TheBadBoyPDiddy: umm .. I think her name was Sherry
TheBadBoyPDiddy: or Sharon
TheBadBoyPDiddy: something like that
sexxygenie: you are such a playa
TheBadBoyPDiddy: wait, it was Cheryl
TheBadBoyPDiddy: that's it
sexxygenie: psssh, VD
TheBadBoyPDiddy: nope, like BET says, I rap it up
TheBadBoyPDiddy: lol
sexxygenie: hahaha stupid
Yeah, so let's see it tonight's a repeat of last night. Sherry .. I mean Cheryl says she's got some friends she wants me to meet lol.
I'll holla.
One.
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