no one understands me

eff.yoo.

2005-04-05T20:18:58Z

it has been so long.
forgive.my.longness.
(blame.the.enzyte)..
as.for.my.hardness,the same rule applies

this paper bag on my head
is getting a little musty.
like.between.your.mom's.legs.
ooh,burn,mothafucka!
peace.be.with.the.enlightened.

nobody.knows.who.this.is
i am like a puzzle,wrapped in enigma,
wrapped in tortilla.
a.burrito.of.mystery.

where.is.that __on_beautiful_ character?
perhaps he fell __off_beautiful?
perhaps he is now only __on_pretty?
which is not as badass.
no,not.as.badass
at.all.

perhaps i intimidate him.

DRUGZ ROOL!

We haven't been able to wear skirts in a REALLY LONG TIME.

2004-12-08T06:02:40Z

I'm On Drugs.
Drugs are on ME.
We are sicccccccccck.
My nose is running

I use toilet paper for tissue. My nose is bleeding.

Dude brah I love wearin my flip flops in the winter.

I walk on top of snow like I was G zuss.

Got any dank nugs yo?

Dude let's wear skirts tomorrow
It's totally gonna be skirt weather.

Do you think I'm BAD?
I AM GOING TO INFECT YOU.

are you lonely?
It's only like 11. My nite just began.

You'll totally have to be ON DRUGS to get what I'm sayin.

I'll totally give you a ryde to skewl tomorrow.

We really need to get some STARBUX before schoo.

Allrite. But yeah. Okay. Allrite. I love you. I hate you too.

BEeiitch.
Bye.f

writing.like.this.is.so.profound.and.mysterious

2004-12-06T04:18:47Z

nine thousand seconds of daylights
in alaska they look like they have down syndrome
your starlight beauty fades,porn turns me on.
like lightning do we strike.i strike again.
and again.and again.but not anymore.
oh wait, once more.and again.
when will i stop?

and again.i strike.
because i am good.at.bowling

your heart feels like a cold salami, how i long to place it in my sterile fridge
among the leftovers from better times, but salami gives me gas
it gives me gas,my love so flatulent.