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this is funny

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:09:30 GMT

Go to your iTunes/WMP and shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

What do you think of me, iPod? White Belly

Will I have a happy life? All Nite Don't Stop

What do my friends really think of me? Loud Pipes

Do people secretly lust after me? Elegy

What does my significant other think of me? We Used To Be Friends

How can I make myself happy? So Long

What should I do with my life? Full Forever

Why must life be so full of pain? Boadicea

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Your Forever Changing Moods

Will I ever have children? Milano

Will I die happy? This Devil's Workday

Can you give me some advice? Lounge

Do you know where your children are? The Song of Solomon

What do you think happiness is? Meant to Live

What's your favourite fetish? Turtle Shell

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:52:25 GMT

i got stoned with a 70 year old woman named Dolores???????

Fri, 27 Jan 2006 17:27:13 GMT

uhhhh i went a little ebay crazy this morning during a free period, and bought twenty packages of polaroid film??

Wed, 28 Dec 2005 23:20:13 GMT

i ordered a pizza for breakfast :]
i have absolutely no idea what day it is today

edittttt deleted those journal entries dfdhg kdjrh tkrj ugh they make me sick

what would happen if i eat santa??

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 23:51:21 GMT

a conversation between my baby cousin Eva and her mother, my Aunt Mango:

Eva: What would happen if I ate Santa?

Mango: Well, he wouldn't be able to deliver presents to all of the children, for one thing

Eva: What if I ate him after he delivered the presents?

Mango: Hmmm. Mrs. Claus would be pretty sad. She'd wondered what happened to Santa.

Eva: Well, what if I ate her too?

Mango: I guess that would take care of that problem, but do you think you could eat Santa and Mrs. Claus, they're pretty big? You'd have to eat a lot to eat them up.

Eva [big smile]: And then I'd be full, and you'd be really happy because I ate a good dinner, and I could have a candy cane.

... my family :]

Mon, 05 Dec 2005 03:19:02 GMT

aaaaaand stuff, the weekend was good?? i got up at 4 this morning cause i wanted to go out in the snow before everyone peed in it. i stayed up till six and when i realized the sunrise was going to be ugly i went back to bed... i've been having bad dreams again

Tue, 29 Nov 2005 05:21:58 GMT

these were once physics notes

it's 1:11 make a wish!
the weekend was fun

Sat, 26 Nov 2005 02:22:00 GMT

im o s excitec to eat hanah's halloweej candy!!!!!

Mon, 14 Nov 2005 00:24:15 GMT

at the stroke of midnight with your tounge in my mouth on new years eve
in a dr. seuss book
in a diry magazine
on a wednsday afternoon drinking boxed wine and wishing you would call me
in the middle of the woods spitting out the stars making love to a tree
when i quit smoking cigarettes
in a bag of weed
in the back of my head too scared to talk to you
but wishing you would marry me

Mon, 07 Nov 2005 02:37:07 GMT

those are my balloons theyre my favorite thing ever

Thu, 03 Nov 2005 21:43:20 GMT

THESE ARE OLD

Wed, 02 Nov 2005 00:00:33 GMT

the best friend and i

tipsy

Sun, 30 Oct 2005 19:37:28 GMT

i have the most pathetic attention span.

:]

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:32:57 GMT

crushed by all this madness
exploding from all this beauty

Wed, 12 Oct 2005 16:52:27 GMT

I'm always dumbin' up the smart things
And smartin' up the good things
And knottin' up my shoestrings
And messin' up the good things
But did you see the stars last night?

Tue, 11 Oct 2005 20:50:35 GMT

i love them with all my heart and heart and heart :]

Mon, 10 Oct 2005 19:03:16 GMT

i love a couple good rainy days ♥

Thu, 06 Oct 2005 02:02:04 GMT

it’s the feel of the water as your breathing it in
your food for the fish so you will live again
it’s the weight of your lungs as your getting high
you’d spit it out but you’d really like to see the other side
it’s the feeling that you’re falling when you first go to sleep
like your soul’s trying to separate but it can’t quite break free
and your bones your brains your skin are not as much yours as you thought they were you can’t come back again
it’s your life flashing before you when you realize what you had
in retrospect it’s beautiful but it’s too late to come back
it’s the light in the tunnel sucking you through
it’s the deep regret of the things you never got to do
it’s your last breath your last thought the end of the show
it’s the spark in your eye when you finally let go
snd your bones your brains your skin are not as much yours as you thought they were
and you can’t come back again

Tue, 04 Oct 2005 23:08:01 GMT

true story: when i was little, my nickname was bubbles. i can't remember where it came from... but it's what everyone called me. so much so that certain teachers didn't even know my real name was and had to always ask when they wanted to sign me in.

Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:35:47 GMT

There is a girl in New York City
Who calls herself the human trampoline
And sometimes when I'm falling, flying
Or tumbling in turmoil I say
Oh, so this is what she means
And I see losing love
Is like a window in your heart
Everybody sees you're blown apart
Everybody sees the wind blow

Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:56:16 GMT

in my room is my life is a mess:]

Thu, 22 Sep 2005 04:48:27 GMT

i had a really good hair day today

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 02:31:44 GMT

5am walks

Sun, 04 Sep 2005 06:54:05 GMT

i widhi could tell you someting profound and i f i tirdi mayve i could but i dont efe feel like trying anything k bye im see i fttan picks uppppppppppp byeeeeeeeee i wis i coulld find my cidaretees CIGAREETTTES WHARE ARE YOU

Wed, 31 Aug 2005 22:52:32 GMT

hoping to get stoned tonight i'm having a wonderful time soaking up the last bits of summer been waiting for someone to find what theyre looking for in me and i'll sleep peacefully