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| User: | _nonpareil_ (6674287) Escalator Temporarily Stairs
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| Name: | Your everyday paragon | |||||
| Website: | By far-- The most DISGUSTING site I have ever seen | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1987-05-25 | |||||
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| Bio: | Welcome to the mildly climactic, slightly distasteful, cynically sharp, refreshingly abrasive, interestingly dull, kind of elitist, sort of ridiculous, maybe hilarious, moderately possibly excitingly boring and mundanely wild suburban life of me. Except on livejournal. My name is Stephanie. I could be deported, within reason. I am blunt, vulgar, weird, but very sweet. I like music, art and humorous things. And I unfortunately work for JcPenneys. Mitch Hedberg is and was Love Made by ![]() "I'm your knight in shining armor. I'm here to save you from Linkin Park." --Rufus Wainwright "I'm one of those people that will probably look better and better as I get older, until I drop dead of beauty." --Rufus Wainwright | |||||
| Interests: | 128: "low quality chocolate", abstract art, acting ridiculous, amusing accidents, archways, art, baked chicken skin, being a "silly goose", being a badass, black and white photography, blatant jackassery, blunt commentary, breathtaking moments, british isles, chinese take-out, coconut juice, coffee shops, cold iced sweet tea, coldplay, crazy sexin' (lol), culture, cynicism, dancing like a maniac, daydreaming, days that aren't shitty, dimly lit bulidings, dollar theaters, dreams, driving too fast, eccentric fashion, empty hallways, exhibitions, existentialism, expressing myself uniquely, filing my nails, film, flirting, fortune cookies, french cheesecake, friends, good memories, good toliet paper, hilariously ridiculous things, hotel rwanda, indie music, intellect, jerry uelsmann, kissing, last comic standing, laughing, learning fun things, liberal politics, little short-haired dogs, live theater, living it gangster style, lo mein, love, making mixtapes, malapropisms, misha gordin, mitch hedburg, mocking dumbasses, moonlight path (my perfume), museums, my dog named prince, my pathetic musculature, napping, natural beauty, nirvana, non-piggish compliments, not humidity, off-color humor, orange juice (with pulp), palindromes, paths in the woods, peace of mind, people watching, philippines, photography, pineapple sherbet, places that echo, pretending i'm a superstar, prometheus and bob, quick witted people, radiohead, road trips, rocking out, ross perot's ears, rufus wainwright, sandalwood incense, sarcastic remarks, scrunching my nose up, sculpture, sexy accents, shopping, sideways, singing in the car, smell of clean bedsheets, songs i make up, squeakles, stephen lynch, striking random poses, sugar potatoes, superfluous bullshit, surprise kisses, surprises, surrealism, talking on the phone, tangy taffy, tanning, teriyaki beef jerky, the beach, they might be giants, thinking out loud, travel, useless knowledge, walking, warmth, watching talented breakdancers, water, when static poofs-up hair, wiggling my fingers, wildboyz, winding gardens, world studies, writing notes, x-treme fruit bites, zdzislaw beksinski | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Friend of: | 17: crudelydrawn, darksettingmoon, enigmaburn007, enthrall_me, genom__screams, hotbabysponge, karma__police, lichtlied, mewmewneko, mysticphoenix16, pationnotfation, pockynohimo, sick_zombie, spicy4trunks, stalkingpyro, the_trochilidae, transended | |||||
| Member of: | 3: _premadelayouts, _wtf, mitchhedberg | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||

