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[Окт. 22, 2008|08:34 pm] |
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сделал чуть больше 2х литров клюквенной настойки. в худшем случае где-то градусов 40 (начал с 54%). пьётся отлично даже тёплой =) надеюсь доживёт до НГ. Думаю теперь какую настойку следующей делать, осталась бутылка 76% исходного материала ;-) |
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| правда про канаду |
[Фев. 28, 2008|07:37 pm] |
Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo.
Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics,
these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe
it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International
Tourism website Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!
Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow( England )
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto -can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q:Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )
A: What, did your last slave die of?
Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe . Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
Q:Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ?( England )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ?( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
Please send this on to any Canadian (or others) who you think will enjoy it as much as I did. |
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[Сент. 15, 2007|01:25 am] |
не могу уснуть, блять. жопа какая-то со сном в последнее время. слушаю медведева, подходит к настроению.
сегодня где-то в 13:30 мне выдали проект дня на 2 работы как минимум, в понедельник утром надо уже делать презентацию, попращался с выходными. |
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[Сент. 8, 2007|01:42 am] |
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ненавижу водителей такси, особеннго в канаде |
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[Июл. 10, 2007|08:15 pm] |
kstati, ostanavlivalsa s palatkoi v Banff'e. kak i etot burunduk ya zadumyvalsa glydya na tu krasotu
v konce maya gulyal po mestam, gde vse eshe lejal metr snega. |
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| jiv, kurilka |
[Июл. 10, 2007|07:47 pm] |
poluchil novuju doljnost'. 3D modeli delaju teper' v AutoCAD'e. horosho, v ofise i vse dela :) i v toronto obratno vernulsa
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[Апр. 27, 2007|07:58 pm] |
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zapah krovi pjyanit |
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[Окт. 22, 2006|09:22 pm] |
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подготовился к поезде в ванкувер, купил доску\ботинки\креплени\шлем и очки, осталось только добраться до гор и снега =) |
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[Окт. 14, 2006|05:40 pm] |
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вроде как уезжаю в BC через недели 2-3 на неопределённый срок, буду в торонту возвращаться раз в месяц. будеь строить каток для конькобежцев в Ричмонде для олимпиады |
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[Сент. 26, 2006|08:14 pm] |
Был в лос анжелесе на выходных, контора платила. океан-это классно, особенно когда на улице под 30 тепла.
перевели на другой объек, теперь приходица гонять 80км в одну сторону |
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[Сент. 9, 2006|07:25 am] |
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друзья привезли с кубы трубку, сигар и рому. сигару уже сегодня покурили, будем пить ром и надо купить табачку для трубки. |
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[Сент. 6, 2006|08:32 pm] |
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iTunes = PIECE OF SHIT |
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