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[12 Feb 2009|05:16pm] |
just discovered right now, poor man's chili facsimile:
-beans (i had leftover pintos and a can of black beans, so i just lumped it all together)
-tomato sauce (i had mushroom pasta sauce)
-cheese (two slices of provolone which i broke into smaller pieces)
-carb of choice (i had leftover tortilla chips)
-sour cream (or not, but i had some so it was good)
microwave for five minutes
add spices (i had taco seasoning)
eat
I'M SO WORLDY AND KNOWLEDGEABLE
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[05 Jan 2009|03:12am] |
i totally can't sleep after nacho night. perhaps, will embark upon some light reading:
the other day, i found out what heartburn feels like. my hangovers last a full day. i take caltrate for my fragile bones, my social life mostly centers around talking to my cat and watching reality television with my roommate. sometimes, i find myself forgetting words and phrases and people's names. i grow old... i grow old... i shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.
can't wait until wednesday - new classes, new schedule, new major. same work ethic. but like TI says, you can have whatever you like.
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[08 Sep 2008|03:12pm] |
ALL IS WELL
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[29 Aug 2008|04:51am] |
not to complain or anything, but.
i move in 2 days.
i'm sick with the flu.
i got a stress fracture in my left foot, i'm pretty sure.
my keys to my new place don't actually work yet.
it's 5am and i can't sleep.
my boyfriend can, though, despite the fact that he spent the last 5 hours watching weeds on my computer while i kind of drifted in and out of sleep.
i can't sleep.
i move in 2 days.
i start classes in about 4 days.
i still haven't talked to my old landlord about my security deposit.
i still haven't paid or switched the water bill in my old place.
i still can't put weight/pressure on my left foot.
i. move. in. 2. days.
fuck.
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[15 Aug 2008|02:00pm] |
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strange, this boston thing.
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[19 Jun 2008|08:28am] |
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oh hey livejournal. been a while. how's it going?
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[26 Feb 2008|01:02am] |
welcome, one and all, to maria+massive amounts of painkillers/drugz/coming off of anesthesia (still)
got my knee surgery today! well, yesterday. time is hard to keep track of, as my day post-op has consisted of peeing, sleeping, and drinking liquids with my pillz. yes, gratuitous 'z's - as someone (chelsea?) once put it, they are the spice of life.
so, okay, i had like a million things to say while i was half unconscious, but now i'm just sort of blank. i did take another vicodin in a timely manner for my pain (which has yet to manifest itself, but i'm not giving that bitch any fucking leeway, man, fuck that shit)
i guess i'll keep this updated more since i'm more or less restricted to 'keeping [my] leg elevated' for the next day and i don't know, whatever. anyway, other than that, all is sunshine and rainbows. i started freaking out and mentally distributing my possessions right before the surgery. that only lasted for about thirty minutes, though, and then i was more resigned than anything. ervis was kind enough to spend the night before the operation with me, which is nice, because at one point during the night, i woke up and couldn't sleep because i was mildly terrified. thanks, bb. :)
anyway, here's a picture of me looking like ass. i hope you all enjoy it! check out how i'm breaking out :) :) :)
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| ghetto love proporty |
[01 Jan 2008|10:33pm] |
OH HEY LIVEJOURNAL
so i've been on break and shit. things have happened but i don't feel like discussing them, so instead, here is a blast from my past. thank you, andrey, for this amazing love rap, dedicated to my 14 year old self from my first kiss, in all of its unedited glory (here, we see that my judgment has always been somewhat flawed; ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) falafels would appreciate this the most):
maria in my eyes you the baddest
The reason why i like you, you dont like me cause my status
Anything in your path if you want you can have
Walk through the mall, if you like you can grab
Total it all up and out it on my tab
Then tell all your friends all the fun you had
Girl I can tell, you was meant for me
I can tell by the way you was sent to me
And it just so happens that i m seing cash
Now the more you r bitchy to me the more I adore you
That's why i dont mind doing these things for you
You did things for me i wouldnt believe you did
Thats why i always want to keep you here
u would make a dream mother for a kid
Girl, you make a thug want to get a legal gig
its only right if i spend every moment i can with you there aint nothing i wont do
dont say i got no respect for you honey
But keep it all real you come second to my money
Can you be my ghetto love proporty?
Everybody like you girl not just me
And I dont know if you really care a lot for me
I want to see you happy even if it's not with me
holla
HOLLA
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[21 Nov 2007|11:08am] |
I'm back in Boston for Thanksgiving. The city is being persistently grey.
I'm not sure what to do with myself, but regardless, it's nice to be back in a place where the floor is clean, the dishes are done, and the bills aren't in my name.
Strange things seem to always happen to me around this time of year and of course this year is no exception. I wonder where that will go.
Ugh, sorry, this sounds cryptic. Really, I'm unbelievably tired, sick around Thanksgiving (again), and probably going to spend the day lying on my couch and reading. Probably.
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[15 Nov 2007|08:04am] |
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Happy un-anniversary to youuuuuuuu.
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[26 Oct 2007|06:18pm] |
I'm so fucking mad. My Terra chips that I bought on WEDNESDAY are GONE GONE GONE. God. I am going to start hoarding things in my room.
People in my house get fucked up pretty much every night and I always go to bed early. I still can't imagine who would do this though, because everyone has their own food/orders pizza. Either way, I am really unreasonably mad, but that was MY $3 bag of chips and it is so goddamn disrespectful. My bread would go missing too, but lately I've started writing little notes like "TOUCH THIS AND I SHANK YOU" on it, just in case someone forgets. LEAVE MY GODDAMN CARBS ALONE!
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[24 Oct 2007|03:28pm] |
Today has been the best day. I wasn't feeling well and didn't go to class and instead went to the People's Food Co-Op for groceries and then to an apple orchard with Angela and Erin. Angela took lots of fancy photos for her photo class because we were her ~muses~, so once she makes prints, I will scan them and show them because it was seriously the most beautiful day! Got cider, donuts, and WE PICKED APPLES, SO MUCH FUN!
I got home to find that my French class group GOT ME CHICKEN SOUP with this note:
"Maria -
Get well soon! French is NOT the same without you! I hope this soup makes you feel better! (Chicken Noodle and Wheat Bread)
Love,
Matt and Elsa"
:)
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[23 Oct 2007|12:28am] |
Architecture in Helsinki were awesome. I was way on the stage. Tomorrow, I wake up at 7AM to read massive amounts of Voltaire.
I drank a bottle of wine in 15 minutes and Alex got a blowjob in the parking lot of the Blind Pig halfway through the first act, go Alex.
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[18 Oct 2007|04:25pm] |
Deadly Bacteria Found to Be More Common
You can't let people like me read articles like this. My two greatest fears, next to maybe giant man eating spiders and gefilte fish, are botulism and carbon monoxide poisoning. Why, New York Times, why?
On the bright side, read this thing that Stephen Colbert wrote. I am going to marry him. Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes.
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[08 Jun 2007|12:46am] |
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Architecture in Helsinki were pretty great. Second row! Because some absolutely sweet girls saw that I was short and struggling and just pushed me forward. So tired, will be dead at work tomorrow, but I think it was worth it.
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| Small revenge |
[30 May 2007|10:12pm] |
Whenever a customer annoys me - and this is pretty arbitrary; it could be that you address me in the wrong tone or practically throw your stupid bagel at me - I give them extra mayo, extra butter, extra whatever fatty dressing they asked for in hopes that they will get fat and develop heart problems.
Vengeance will be mine!
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[15 May 2007|09:49pm] |
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So I guess my Urban Outfitters interview went well, because they want to see me for a second one tomorrow. I would think that getting a job in a Cambridge one would be significantly harder since it's in a more urban (har har) area than Ann Arbor, but I guess the Ann Arbor hipsters try harder or don't have enough indie coffeeshops to flock to or something. Anyway, now I'm charged with the pressing task of finding something actually cute to wear. Aiii. I don't do cute anymore - when I'm at home, I wear running shorts and big tshirts, my work uniform is white polos and black pants, and if I go out, I go with "whatever hides my chubby parts best."
Oh well, I'll just have to dazzle them with my personality some more.
EDIT: Well, found something moderately acceptable. I've been just wanting to do a lot of plain tshirts with cute skirts and fun jewelry lately. Does anyone know what the employee discount is like, by the way?
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[07 Apr 2007|04:37pm] |
So, I took out my sweet piercing because I got tired of the huge bump (keloid? uugh) on it. The bump is still there. Fuck. How do I make it go away?
In other news, I'm sick (cold) and it's Hash Bash. I'm not going to let that stop me from having a good time, naturally, but I'm all woozy and confused right now. Thanks, Sudafed. I might sleep or I might read, but oh my god, I can't stand to watch any more TV. I've been lying on the futon for the past two days and the TV has been on constantly and I cannot take it anymore, uuugh.
Anyway I'm good, happy Easter/Passover, and uh... yeah... woozy. I'm pretty sure it's either the weather or Greg that has gotten me sick, but I've probably gotten him sick back since he slept over last night, so I guess we're even. Yes. I want to spend the rest of the month (especially finals week) getting each other sick over and over! Agh.
This is so pointless that I almost don't want to post it, but since I'm feeling fairly screwed up, so I'm sure I can make up some sort of excuse later. Uhh. Bleh.
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