01 February 2010 @ 03:10 am
fic: Malibu Jared© (j2, adult.)  
Title: Malibu Jared©
Author: _mournthewicked
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: Adult.
Warnings: Serious fic with a cracky premise. An abundance of schmoop with little in the way of angst. (This is Disney fic, people.)
Word Count: ~ 30,000
Disclaimer: Look up fiction in the dictionary. You won’t find a picture of this story, but the definition of the word ‘fiction’, which this is.
Summary: Jensen Ackles has a successful career, great friends, and an amazing little girl. His love life is pretty much nonexistent, but he’s okay with that. The same can’t be said for Ryan. She knows her daddy deserves all the happiness in the world, so she calls on her overactive imagination to make a wish that will change their lives forever. Jensen appreciates the sentiment, but that doesn’t make him any less surprised when he wakes up to find that not only did her wish come true, it’s sleeping in his bed.

Notes: This was written for j2_everafter and I have to say, I had a total blast with it. It's based on the movie Life-Size, which to be honest, I don't remember ever seeing. But hey, it works! Massive thanks to kamikaze_redux for serving as my all-knowing beta, and to starweather for the gorgeous art.


prequel. / one. / two. / three. / art.


pdf version.
 
 
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woodstarling on February 1st, 2010 11:21 am (UTC)
IT DOESN'T MATTER CUZ YOU'RE FLAT IN THE FRONT LIKE KEN.



:DDD
halo on; reversed.: not something you can (should) hide;dev_earl on February 1st, 2010 11:27 am (UTC)
TEE HEE HEE. :D:D
halo on; reversed.: the paw's fullfilled destiny:dev_earl on February 1st, 2010 11:28 am (UTC)
OOH. Schmoopy and fun J² AU! Just what I need right now! \o/
I'm laughing on the insidespcmla86 on February 1st, 2010 11:44 am (UTC)
Ooh, looks like I won't be getting any sleep tonight. \o/
Trini: OMG YAYtrinipedia on February 1st, 2010 11:55 am (UTC)
JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THIS MOVIE!!
so I'm insanely thrilled to see a J2 fic based on it.

to be honest, I've always wanted the widower to get with the doll instead of his stupid secretary *sighs*

so DOUBLE YAY for you!

*dances*
Amanchu: Amused & Annoyedthe_tim_world on February 1st, 2010 12:03 pm (UTC)
I was about to do to bed, but now I must read this. LOL
dragonmage86dragonmage86 on February 1st, 2010 12:16 pm (UTC)
Its almost midnight but i have to read some o this b4 bed :)
~*~Goddess of Death~*~: JPadorphan_project on February 1st, 2010 08:23 pm (UTC)
SOOOOOOO reading this when I get home darling. :3 I'm so stoked to read it. <333333 ((And totally remember this movie too. xD ))
lapdogdesign: SPN JA OMGlapdogdesign on February 1st, 2010 09:07 pm (UTC)
Eeeeeee!

I saw a new long fic from you and I physically flailed in front of my computer (looked a little like jazz hands.)

Diving in!
hoolia goolia: SPN - tandem bike of GLEEEEEEEEboom_queen on February 1st, 2010 09:22 pm (UTC)
So excited to read this!
mdlawmdlaw on February 1st, 2010 09:24 pm (UTC)
This story was fun, funny, and very clever. Everybody loves a bouncy Jared. m :)
Bimbo Baggins: Gen Dis: I am a pretty princess.cherie_morte on February 1st, 2010 09:49 pm (UTC)
My hopes of being productive today: *die in a fiery explosion*

I am so ready for it.
geek_huntergeek_hunter on February 1st, 2010 09:58 pm (UTC)
I haven't read yet, but I did "memory" it coz I know it'll be that good when I do read it later tonight ;)
enable l♥veenablelove on February 1st, 2010 10:06 pm (UTC)
\0/
Kadiexokadieox on February 2nd, 2010 12:09 am (UTC)
this is sooo cute! I loved loved loved it!
pettypixierawrr_b on February 2nd, 2010 01:40 am (UTC)
I can't wait to read! So excited!

:D
I am not there. I do not sleep.: J2_heartsecretlytodream on February 2nd, 2010 01:33 pm (UTC)
I don't even know this movie, but the summary looks just great! Totally starting reading it right after my exam tomorrow :)
Nicola: glee-omgalocine_89 on February 2nd, 2010 10:15 pm (UTC)
:O

oh.my.god... WOW!!!!

seriously, this was MADE OF WIN.

There are no words, but babbly happiness abounds :)

thanks for sharing!
you only live forever in the lights you make: spn - impalaettealasse on February 3rd, 2010 05:55 am (UTC)
Hi, sweetie! You were recced in today's edition of Crack Impala, here.
ASHgcaedmon on February 20th, 2010 07:32 pm (UTC)
beautiful story, i loved it!
loddlaenloddlaen on November 28th, 2012 01:00 pm (UTC)
I can't begin to tell you how much I enjoyed this story :D For all the crackyness of its central premise, that a doll comes to life and falls in love with someone, it is wonderfully realistic in feel - that's quite an achievement! I love the amount of detail you've put into the daily lives of the characters and I love the amount of depth you've given to their emotions and thoughts. The pacing of events was spot on and everything happened that needed to happen to make this a fantastically engrossing plot. I am seriously putting this fic in my favourites list and it will be read again in the future, many times. I'm so glad I found this story this morning, thanks so much for making my day brighter :D
Bluespirit: Supernatural ~ J2 joybluespirit_star on December 23rd, 2012 10:47 am (UTC)
I've just finished reading this & absolutely loved it - thank you!
I'm off to check out your other stories now - it's like finding a treasure chest! :)
skyisgrayskyisgray on June 16th, 2013 02:30 am (UTC)
Yay!
I completely agree with your description - serious fic with a cracky premise. This was a really fun read, and it reminds me of a movie I saw forever ago with I think Tyra Banks and Lindsay Lohan. I wonder if this was part of your inspiration?

Anyway, I kept worrying that Jared was going to turn into a doll again, but thankfully you didn't do that to us. I did wonder what would happen if Ryan got another Malibu Jared - would it cause the real Jared to disappear? Be jealous? Revert back?

And love, love, loved the ending!
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