mean old batdad.
1:34 AM Brandon: Crocs are horrible.
1:35 AM _ming: those aren't crocs. those are batcrocs.
1:37 AM Brandon: You are not buying those for our child.
1:39 AM _ming: you're a horrible parent.
1:40 AM Brandon: Excuse me, but the whole point of us adopting an orphan as our ward was to train an art/crimefighting successor.
Crocs will severely neutralize his threat level.
And we already got him those pixie boots.