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|Tuesday, September 14th, 2004|
|Bon Bonjoour(no) (Bonjourno!) man oh man..
Hmm...hi and welcome to another episode of my boring, pointless life!! :D:D!! first off,lets just say i absolutly despise someone by the name of L to the whore-a (aura) aka Laura. Think about that one for a sec shay. hahaha man i am so clever sometimes. well, continuing on, she is a stupid fucktard and i hardly want to push her into a bonfire. stupid puking bitch. a little bitter? MAAAYBE!! oh well. :D! im not even going to start on the lying and the bitching-me-out for no reason whatsoever. fun times. well, i can honestly say that i loooove DALEN hahaha hes so fine! i hung out with him the last two hockey games, and after school today we talked for like 10 minutes when he was waiting for "Ma" to pick him up (he's a farm boy..ok? :P) aww what a cutie. he has a bit of a lisp but its adorkable!! he has a john deere hat. hahaha anyways, enough about that. what else to say...nope, nothing new. i am officialy a loser. so... CANADA just won the world cup and i seizured x3984796437846 (just for you shayla) and i was so so so so so so so so so happy! PS, i can't emphasize that enough. how happy i was. i almost cried with joy. because..there is definitly going to be a lockout and that was the hockey game i will see in a couple years, other than the dynamiters (GO NITROS),which means my life is over.seriously. and i will probably never get to see my beloved tooodddddd play ever again, because of the whole,you know, breaking a guys neck.bertuzzi,i will always love you. what else to say...hmmm...picture day tomorrow! faack! i was supposed to get my hair highlighted in cranhole, then that didnt work out so i have to have my same hair colour for pictures, which is disappointing. this entry is apparently just so random. i had a grease song stuck in my head the whooooole day, then it kept reminding my of my lil sis down in fruittown. ugh. hahahah kidding! love you shay!haha. well, i think i am going to go watch FAMILY GUY now!! :O :O :D :D :D my obsession. bye byeee!! oh no! i forgot to say something. yesterday in social studies, we had to write an essay on a musician or artist that changed society and everything,blah blah blah,and i did it on..none other that..KURT COBAIN!! my dead boyfriend!!! haha..creepy?maybe a little. :D but i got to express my love for him and his lyrics and music and everything infront of the whole class..including farm boy! hehehe! well i am actually leaving now.chao! Current Mood: bouncy
|Wednesday, September 8th, 2004|
|my rant for the day.
Well..second day back. Holy shit. I already feel so trapped.. the sense of routine is killing me. Dance sign up today..dancing is what I love to do, but the routine factor. I just can't handle it. Every day, wake up, shower, get ready, go to school, go to every class, bitch out a certain whore named laura, go to more classes, then go home. then soon i will be going to dance. where is the freedom? i don't understand. so trapped in it all. what am i actually getting out of school? like math for example. i can uderstand back in the "olden days" when they would do it without calculators, then you actually know how to do it. how is math going to help me? why do i have to spend hundreds of hours taking a class that is a literal waste of my time. heres a scenario..later in life, when i have a problem, am i just going to whip out the calculator that i ALWAYS carry around, and that will just make everything better? fuck. i don't understand. i actually wish school was a place where you go to learn things that are actually usefull, and not going to socail studies and learning about dead faggots that discovered a river or some shit, honestly, does anybody ACTUALLY get anything out of that? why can't we just go to school and learn things to make this world a better place, and not learn about when it was half-decent, in like the 1300s or some shit. its not even the school part that bugs me the most. take a second and look at your life as a whole. 5 years old, head'er on off to school. for me, pre-school, so i was 2 or 3. then you go your whole life, and finally graduate. then what do you do right away? go right off to college or university. right back in the classroom. after another 4-8 years of school (paying for it this time, not just wasting tax money on highschool). then right away, from university into a carreer. you work the same job, every day, sometimes from 20-40 years. finally, you retire, and you have freedom for the first time since you were 2 years old. at this point, you are too old and brittle to walk by yourself, so you have the aid of your handy-dandy walker, or cane, or wheelchair. this doesnt sound like a hell of a lot of fun to me. and what exactly do you get out of this? nothing. not a shittin thing. sure, some people say you get the "satisfaction" of a "successful" life. is that really success? to me it isnt. whats the point of living if you never actually have freedom? it sounds a hell of a lot funner to just live on welfare, and not be trapped. sure, some people would call me a drain to society, but apparently i am already that because i am actually thinking for myself. who the hell cares? not me. this world is too full of propaghanda, just telling people that that is the perfect life. is anyone ACTUALLY happy? i dont think so, they just feel happy because society has named that "a success" with an education and carrer. makes me think..why were we put on this earth. why were we given the priveledge of being born, then wasting our life? all a career really is is making money. but when do you have the time to spend it if you are spending your life in an office, just watching the clock until 5:00 when you get off work? none of this makes sense to me. my plan is to marry a rich NHL player have kids, and actually watch them grow up. sure, i will be using my husband for money and free hockey tickets,hahaha no way. i will love him. the money / tickets are just a bonus. and i can stay at home and watch my kids grow up, and they can follow in my exact path, and turn out just fine. does that not sound a lot better? you tell me. Current Mood: frustrated
|Saturday, August 7th, 2004|
Yesterday, at Kootenay Lake, I was taking a casual stroll with Kristy down to the bathrooms, eating nachos and talking. We turned the corner off the pavement onto the little welfare dirt road. There were about 5 trailers lined up beside eachother, and there was a new trailer on the end lot that had just moved in the week before.
We were walking by the final trailer, when suddenly I saw it. A whole fucking garden full of them. I stopped and stared, feeling overwhelmed by what seemed like thousands of gnomes, staring at me. I started hyperventilating, obviously looking like I had just made my mad-dash escape from the phsyc-ward. Every single one, staring at me, secretly making death threats, with the voices they do not have.
Kristy finally asked what the hell was wrong with me. For about 20 seconds I failed to move, talk, or even blink to give her a signal that I was still alive and breathing.
To describe a gnome into one sentence, would be a tiny ceramic ornament of death holding a rake. CUTE. I think the phobia may have started in English 9. We happened to read a story about gnomes that murdered people in their sleep, pretty friendly if you ask me.
Petrified out of my mind, I stopped staring at the tiny painted on eyes that were about to kill me, and booked it up the hill as fast as I could. You may think I am crazy. You will never understand. Current Mood: distressed
|Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004|
K!! Funniest thing ever! Last night in the trailer at Kootenay Lake, Jack and I were talking about Simpsons quotes and how friggin funny this one episode was! Holy shit! I know I am a loser but oh well.
(Ned Flanders, Listing Rod's hobbies) Being quiet on trips, clapping along with songs, and diabetes!
This is for Lisa's "personal birthday video"
(Lisa's face is pasted on a cowgirl's body.)
Cowgirl: Howdy, pardners! My name is sheriff...
Homer voiceover: Lisa Simpson!
Cowgirl: I sure am hungry for my favorite food...
Homer voiceover: McNuggets!
Lisa: I don't like McNuggets! I'm a vegetarian!
Homer: Still? Well then you're not gonna like your other present!
(A wrapped turkey)
(In the film a cowboy rides up)
Cowgirl: Why it's my best friend...
Homer voiceover: Maggie!
Bartender: Bad news sheriff...
Homer voiceover: Lisa Simpson!
Bartender: Some Indians took all the...
Homer voiceover: McNuggets! Mmmm McNuggets... haughughalughalugh!
Cowgirl: I'll get those no good Indians, just as sure as my favorite book is...
Homer voiceover: Magazines! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Bart voiceover: Wake up, Dad!
Homer voiceover: Wha wha wha wha wha?
(Static fills the screen)
HAHAHAHAHAHA YES I AM COOL! I so looked that up on the internet and copy/pasted to get it exactly right. I have never laughed so hard in my life. McNuggets! Current Mood: giggly
|Tuesday, July 27th, 2004|
|Yay For Bathtubs!
I lay in my bathtub, wondering, how candles, bubbles and music can be so relaxing. Pure tranquility. My mind seems to drift somewhere else, somewhere I could never explain. It's like stepping into my own sanctuary..although it is just a porcelain tub. I feel as if I am somewhere else, definitly not in a hectic world where everyone seems to have so many problems.
The bubbles begin to fade away. The 12 candles alligned along the side of the bathtub's wax begins to overflow over the candles and slowly drip into the surrounding glass cup. I watch as slight puffs of smoke rise from each candle.
As time goes on, the surface of the water goes perfectly still. The candles make it seem as if it is a mirror image..if the laws of reflection didn't exsist, I don't know one person that wouldn't mistake it. The only interuptions of the reflection is my subtle breathing..tiny ripples paddling across the water.
I gaze into the inadequate flame of each candle and wonder about so many little things. I feel like I actually knew who I was for the short period of time I was in there.
Then it hit me. Anything can change at any given time. When I blew out the candles and turned on the light, I immediatly noticed this. I suddenly found myself thinking about how I had just broken the stereo, I started noticing the obnoxious sound on people signing on to msn, the usual things that I would acknowledge. It scares me that you can be relaxed and at peace at one point, then in a split second everything can change. Your whole world can just be turned upside down.
Not that blowing out candles and flicking a lightswitch was a big deal. It just makes me ponder about how much could go wrong at any given time, although I am not paranoid. Just appreciative.
Instant serenity, down the drain, with one pull of the plug. Current Mood: creative
|Sunday, July 25th, 2004|
I was lying in my hammock one day. Sipping a smoothie; mango and cherries and good stuff like that. I was on my deck and it was hot. I remember there being no clouds, and me being happy that my dog was tyed up and not getting yelled at by my neighbors. I know I was home alone. I loved being home alone. I dont remember where my brother was, probably off doing dick all at someone elses house, eating all their food, things like that. My thoughts that day, simple thoughts; the boy I currently had a crush on, what I was going to 'be' when I grew up. Thoughts progressed and grew, to my future husbad and my future wedding. A rich archetect. That was already decided. Well, I wasnt that picky, I could bend my rules a little, if need be, I would allow a rich rockstar, a rich actor, a rich doctor, a rich inventor (as long as he wasn't nerdy), I was actually quite flexible with that. I was going to have a huge wedding in summer, outside on the beach by the ocean. Salty waves licking the ocean shore, erasing footprints and sand castles from earlier. Huge white silk tents engulfing my wedding into a fairytale land of pearly dreams. Exotic giant flowers, brought from all over the world everywhere, floating in my magical silvery man made ponds next to my real live flamingos. The birds perching, babysitting my special day. My dress, fancy, expensive, beautiful, and of course white and custom made. My hair up like a waterfall of roses and I was wearing a tiara and pretending to be a princess. Everything is perfect, except I look around my powder room and somethings missing. Who is going to walk me down the aisle? Who is going to give me away? But there is no one there.
|Saturday, July 24th, 2004|
|Man, i love these. hahaha
> What time is it? 4:41
> Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Katie Lauriss Caldwell
> Parent's names? Harry and Lauriss (Har and Laur)..or Mike and Kathy!
> Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? 15
> Date that you regularly blow them out? November 8
> Do you have any siblings? Jackie Boy, ShayBay, and Rylan
> Pets? Jasmine, Sarah (pudge), Bitsy
> Favorite animals? flamingos, dogs
> Tattoo? non
> How much do you love your job or jobs? sorry, i can't answer this, I WAS FIRED
> Birthplace? townsite hospital! :D
> Favorite vacation spot? mexcio..or caribbean, OR CRANBROOK!
> Ever been to Africa? non
> Stolen any traffic signs? nope
> Ever been in a car accident? no *knocks on wood*
> Croutons or Bacon bits? croutons!
2-door or 4-door car? 4 door
Coffee? SPICY! WOOP WOOP! aha
> Favorite Number? 44, 8
> Favorite movie(s)? Ace Ventura!! old school, dodgeball
> Favorite past-time? eating, sleeping, dancing, quoting dodgeball and ace ventura! hahaha
> Favourite Colours: pink blue and lime green
> Favourite Holidays: alcoholidays! hahahah i thought it was witty. lol i like christmas and my birthday, and halloween
> Favourite Food: turkey, pizza, chocolate
> Favourite Sports Team(s): canucks! YAY
> Favourite day of the week: friday!
> Favorite songs? many many
> Favourite TV shows: !family guy, simpsons
> Favorite TV personality: stewie!! YAY
> Toothpaste? the yummu cinnamon kind
> Most recently read books? i am assuming that is directed towards literate people, so i will skip that question.
> Favourite perfume or cologne: SWISS ARMY!!
> Favourite scent? coffee, vanilla, gasoline (lol that sounds creepy but i love the smell of gas stations) and ralph lauren and swiss army
> Favourite thing you do to relax: eat
> Favorite Fast Food place? mcdonalds!!
> Favorite place to go shopping? anywhere but here.
> When was your last hospital visit? PARTY program, which doesnt count.
> How many times did you fail your driver's license test?
havent taken it yet..
> What do you own for a vechicle? VOLVO!! :D :D
> Who is your favorite person? matt. and james franco. well theres a few. but mostly. . those who don't beat me up!
> Where do you see yourself in 10 years? on the streets
> What do you do when you are bored? i eat. . HAHAH seriously i do. . how sad.
> Furthermost place you sent this message: umm over there?
> Who will respond the fastest? no one
> Least likely to respond? the person BEHIND YOU AAAAHH RUN!
What time is it now? 4:48 Current Mood: bored
K Shayla, I am updating it! First of all...I loved your poem about what you love. It made me so happy, and it even included Matt.. (L). time for some random thoughts of mine.
Swimming on tuesday..pool, hot boy, sun, summer...WOW. If this idn't going to pull through, I am going to be very upset.
It seems like everyone is moving away from me. Shayla..Jiselle..Matt L...Matt O..I could never handle leaving this town. Even the town itself..everyone here says they hate it. I don't want to think about what I would do if I had to leave right now. Too many people to miss.
Christine. Michelle. Alissa. Kayla. Carissa. Jessica. Cyndal. Steph. Tessa. Emicker. Kaitlin Hankee. Bailee. Ms.Ridge. Matt. Jordie. Jordan. Shawn. Caitlin. Tara. Brittany. Cody. Robyn. Tyler Pighin. Sarah. Matt. Brett. Jessica. Stef. Josh. Wade. Meadow. Janey. Katelyn. Danielle. Elli. Ben. Scott. Heff. Evan. Bova.
Half of these people I don't even like.. but i can't imagine living in a town without them. And not just the people..I love Chapman Camp (and the ghetto), the platzl, marysville, the falls, going to cranbrook (best shopping around), ski hill, and just everything about this town. Although there is never anything to do, I really do love being a true Kimbo Hoe.
Here's to being born in the Townsite hospital..and living here ever since!
More random thoughts.
I really really really really really love James Franco. So fucking B-E-A-UTIFUL!
Apparently Shayla isn't coming in til the 28th.
Anyways...HAPPY THOUGHTS (fuckshitcockAAHHH)...HAAAPPPY...i like cake!! EEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHE!
Thats all for now. til next time. Current Mood: geeky
|Thursday, July 15th, 2004|
Put and X in front of the things you have done.
(x) I have been drunk
(x) I have kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) I have kissed a member of the same sex
( ) I crashed a friend's car
( ) I have been to Japan
(x) I rode in a taxi
( ) I have been in love
(x) I've shoplifted
(x) I have been fired
( ) I have cut myself on purpose
( ) I have smoked pot
( ) I have been in a fist fight
( ) I've had a 3-some
( ) I've snuck out of my parent's house
( ) I have been tied up
( ) I have been caught masturbating
( ) I pissed on myself
( ) I have been arrested
( ) I've made out with a stranger
(x) I've stolen something from my job
( ) I've celebrated New Year's in Time Square
( ) I've gone on a blind date
(x) I've lied to a friend
(x) I've had a crush on a teacher
( ) I've celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
( ) I have been to Europe
(x) I've skipped school
( ) I've slept with a co-worker
( ) I have thrown up in a bar
(x) I have purposely set myself on fire
( ) I have eaten sushi
(x) I have been snowboarding
(x) I have been happy with myself
(x) I have met a movie star
( ) I had sex in a pool
( ) I went to a prom
( ) I've bungee jumped
( ) I have been to a pop concert
( ) I have dated someone for over a year
( ) I sold naked pictures of myself
( ) I have been in a car accident
(x) I have seen a dog naked
( ) I have slept in the nude
(x) I've eaten cheesecake
( ) I've had jury duty
(x) I've hated someone without knowing them
( ) I have been to Maine
( ) I've shot a real gun
(x) I've ran around with my trousers around my ankles
( ) I've had sex with someone within a week of meeting them
( ) I've done ecstacy
( ) I've gotten my ass kicked
( ) I've been caught smoking
( ) I've milked a cow
(x) I've got in a verbal fight with a teacher
( ) I've cheated on someone
(x) Lied one time in this survey
( ) Lied more then once in this survey
( ) Threw a party at a friends house when they were gone
( ) Partied every weekend for the last month
( ) Sniffed markers to get high
(x) Slept for more than 15 hours at a time
|I looove you brown cat.
Muahahaha BROWN CAT WINS THAT WAS ME! Sorry shayla. but you suck. we're the nuns to come to when you're gooone..the caskets are all trimmed in brass..strong enough to protect your ass...ETS!! YAY! Pammy-Anne is truly representin' the North-westside. Jerimiah from Jerusalem can suck the joke-tellers ass HAHAHAHAH :D! Anyways..Whats new brown cat? Whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh!! HORRAY!! Shabayla, we rule..truly. You suck becasue you like marykate and ashley though..:( disappointed!! anyways i am gonna head'er. fare WELL!RIGHT YOU ARE KEN . oh wait, i cant leave yet. havent recreated the dodgeball scenario for you. I thought your Nazi club didn't end til eight. did you skip arts and crafts? YOU KNOW WHAT?! I DID! hahaha!! We are going to pecker-slap those Globo-Gym bastards! Average Joes are forfitting the game. I wonder how that strategy is gonna work out for them. He is blindfolding himself! i don't think he can see very well, cotton. HAHAHA...bye bye!