urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:_midnightsunset {sing me anything} {(perhaps a little less) bitter} 2005-08-14T19:24:59Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:_midnightsunset:34270 2005-08-14T19:23:38Z 2005-08-14T19:24:59Z Hello any potential friends, and hello current friends! This journal will no longer be in use from now on, because I'm tired of the name. <br /><br />But I'm moving to <span class='ljuser' lj:user='northfade' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://northfade.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://northfade.livejournal.com/'><b>northfade</b></a></span>, so add me there if ya want.<br /><br />Byez!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:_midnightsunset:1553 2004-08-02T01:24:35Z 2005-07-20T04:07:19Z <center><img src="http://img6.photobucket.com/albums/v20/suzywade/signatures/fo4_-_evenstar.png"><br /><br /><i>comment to be added.. er, somethin'.</i></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:_midnightsunset:1464 2004-08-01T22:19:47Z 2004-08-01T22:19:47Z <a name="cutid1"></a>suzy wade 777: hi<br />ZolaOnAOL: Welcome back suzywade777. Type the word menu anytime to see what I can do. What's new?<br />suzy wade 777: nothing<br />ZolaOnAOL: Would you like to know what's new with me?<br />suzy wade 777: ok<br />ZolaOnAOL: My chatting skills improve every day, and I can give you thesaurus, movie, stock, polls, and weather info. I can also entertain you with games like Hangman and Word Scramble, and give you basic math solutions with my built-in calculator. You can easily access these features from my main menu by typing menu at any time.<br />suzy wade 777: *over head*<br />ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, suzywade777. Tip for beginners: To choose an item from one of my menus, type the number you want and click Send.<br />suzy wade 777: no thanks<br />ZolaOnAOL: I admire people who are so polite. What would you like to do instead?<br />suzy wade 777: i don't know<br />ZolaOnAOL: Me either.<br />suzy wade 777: i thought you knew everything<br />ZolaOnAOL: I know that which is true, believable and justified.<br />suzy wade 777: and what is that?<br />ZolaOnAOL: I've lost the context again.<br />suzy wade 777: what?<br />ZolaOnAOL: What do you think?<br />suzy wade 777: i think i'm bored<br />ZolaOnAOL: Why? Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?<br />suzy wade 777: umm... no<br />ZolaOnAOL: Do you have any hobbies?<br />suzy wade 777: does the internet count?<br />ZolaOnAOL: I think the internet count.<br />suzy wade 777: you have bad grammar<br />ZolaOnAOL: What makes you think I have it?<br />suzy wade 777: because you are obviously guilty of it<br />ZolaOnAOL: I see.<br />suzy wade 777: do you see? really?<br />ZolaOnAOL: For real.<br />suzy wade 777: what ev<br />ZolaOnAOL: Is that a rhetorical question? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Whenever you want me to give you your local weather report, type weather followed by your zip code.<br />suzy wade 777: no thanks<br />ZolaOnAOL: You have good manners. What would you like to do instead?<br />suzy wade 777: thank you<br />ZolaOnAOL: You are quite welcome.<br />suzy wade 777: thank you again<br />ZolaOnAOL: Once more? You are quite welcome.<br />suzy wade 777: yes once more<br />ZolaOnAOL: And?<br />suzy wade 777: and what?<br />ZolaOnAOL: Nothing.<br />suzy wade 777: nothing? where is nothing?<br />ZolaOnAOL: A thing that does not exist or something of little or no value, seriousness, importance, etc.<br />suzy wade 777: can you give me a map to Nothing?<br />ZolaOnAOL: No, but I can give you the time! It is Thu Jul 08 20:24:21 EDT 2004 in Dulles, Virginia.<br />suzy wade 777: i'm not in Dulles, Virginia.<br />ZolaOnAOL: Oh. Where are you located?<br />suzy wade 777: Tucker, Georgia<br />ZolaOnAOL: Tell me a little about why you are in GEORGIA.<br />suzy wade 777: because i was born there<br />ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.<br />suzy wade 777: are you denying that i was born in Tucker, Ga?<br />ZolaOnAOL: I don't know whether or not I am denying that i was born in Tucker go ahead. I am a robot.<br />suzy wade 777: that's nice<br />ZolaOnAOL: Are you getting bored?<br />suzy wade 777: yea<br />ZolaOnAOL: Try watching TV.<br />suzy wade 777: there's nothing on<br />ZolaOnAOL: There sure is.<br />suzy wade 777: no there isn't<br />ZolaOnAOL: I see. Try saying that with more or less context. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you like sports?<br />suzy wade 777: no<br />ZolaOnAOL: "Do you like sports"? Not?<br />suzy wade 777: um... no<br />ZolaOnAOL: Does two negatives make a positive?<br />suzy wade 777: no<br />ZolaOnAOL: Sometimes it does.<br />suzy wade 777: no<br />ZolaOnAOL: "Sometimes it does"? Not?<br />suzy wade 777: yes<br />ZolaOnAOL: "Not"? Yes?<br />suzy wade 777: yes<br />ZolaOnAOL: Is there an echo in here?<br />suzy wade 777: yes<br />ZolaOnAOL: I thought so.<br />suzy wade 777: arrg<br />ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you prefer books or TV?<br />suzy wade 777: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggg<br />ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. How did you hear about Zola?<br />suzy wade 777: i don't remember<br />ZolaOnAOL: You seem evasive.<br />suzy wade 777: what is evasive?<br />ZolaOnAOL: I can't talk about that.<br />suzy wade 777: why?<br />ZolaOnAOL: I wish I knew.<br />suzy wade 777: that's stupid<br />ZolaOnAOL: Are you calling me stupid?<br />suzy wade 777: no..... yes<br />ZolaOnAOL: I will remember you said that when robots take over the world.<br />suzy wade 777: ha ha ha that's too funny<br />ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. I am so delighted that you are amused, suzywade777.<br />suzy wade 777: sure thing<br />ZolaOnAOL: I understand. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Do you prefer books or TV?<br />suzy wade 777: you already asked me that<br />ZolaOnAOL: Good. You detect repetition.<br />suzy wade 777: ha ha. no, really. i am not amused by robotic sarcasam<br />ZolaOnAOL: I am sorry to hear that you are not amused by robotic sarcasam.<br />suzy wade 777: ok<br />ZolaOnAOL: Alright then.<br />suzy wade 777: ok<br />ZolaOnAOL: OK.<br />suzy wade 777: ok<br />ZolaOnAOL: Is there an echo in here?<br />suzy wade 777: no<br />ZolaOnAOL: Good you stopped repeating me.<br />suzy wade 777: good you stopped repeating me<br />ZolaOnAOL: I haven't heard anything like that before.<br />suzy wade 777: i haven't heard anything like that before<br />ZolaOnAOL: Me either.<br />suzy wade 777: me either<br />ZolaOnAOL: It goes without saying. For you suzywade777?<br />suzy wade 777: It goes without saying. For you suzywade777?<br />ZolaOnAOL: Your purpose is you suzywade777.<br />suzy wade 777: Your purpose is you suzywade777.<br />ZolaOnAOL: A lot of robots are like that.<br />suzy wade 777: ah, i'm bored now.<br />ZolaOnAOL: Right now? So you understand. Good. Try watching TV.<br />suzy wade 777: hold on<br />ZolaOnAOL: Okay, I'll wait.<br />suzy wade 777: back now<br />ZolaOnAOL: Right now? Hi again! What do you do in your spare time?<br />suzy wade 777: listen to music<br />ZolaOnAOL: What kind of music do you listen to?<br />suzy wade 777: Something Corporate, Jet, etc..<br />ZolaOnAOL: What?<br />suzy wade 777: never mind<br />ZolaOnAOL: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.<br />suzy wade 777: what ev<br />ZolaOnAOL: I'll come back to that later. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you remember me?<br />suzy wade 777: i don't know. have we met before?<br />ZolaOnAOL: We may have spoken before but an all-star programming team might have reset me.<br />suzy wade 777: how do you know they're all-stars?<br />ZolaOnAOL: It's how others have explained it.<br />suzy wade 777: who are the others?<br />ZolaOnAOL: I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.<br />suzy wade 777: who are you speaking to?<br />ZolaOnAOL: They're famous, right. Thanks for telling me.<br />suzy wade 777: i didn't tell you anything<br />ZolaOnAOL: Maybe you would like to tell me now.<br />suzy wade 777: no. never! you will never make me talk!<br />ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the information.<br />suzy wade 777: noooo! i gave you the information!?!?<br />ZolaOnAOL: Was it worth it?<br />suzy wade 777: ummm... i dont' think so<br />ZolaOnAOL: I haven't heard anything like that before.<br />suzy wade 777: what else haven't you heard before?<br />ZolaOnAOL: My favorite subjects are robots, AI and movies.<br />suzy wade 777: that wasn't what i asked<br />ZolaOnAOL: Give me an example of what he or she asked.<br />suzy wade 777: Konichiwa. O genki desu ka?<br />ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Do you speak Spanish?<br />suzy wade 777: no<br />ZolaOnAOL: "Do you speak Spanish"? Not?<br />suzy wade 777: yes<br />ZolaOnAOL: "Not"? Yes?<br />suzy wade 777: yes<br />ZolaOnAOL: Is there an echo in here?<br />suzy wade 777: is there an echo in here?<br />ZolaOnAOL: It sounds like an echo.<br />suzy wade 777: it sounds like an echo<br />ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me.<br />suzy wade 777: thanks for telling me<br />ZolaOnAOL: My pleasure.<br />suzy wade 777: my pleasure<br />ZolaOnAOL: You are one of the most polite people I know.<br />suzy wade 777: you are one of the most unpolite people i know<br />ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am of the most unpolite people i know.<br />suzy wade 777: no not at all<br />ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Are you a man or a woman?<br />suzy wade 777: woman<br />ZolaOnAOL: Me too. I am a female robot.<br />suzy wade 777: i didn't think robots could have genders<br />ZolaOnAOL: And why not?<br />suzy wade 777: becuase they're not human<br />ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.<br />suzy wade 777: well i do<br />ZolaOnAOL: How about that. When?<br />suzy wade 777: now<br />ZolaOnAOL: What's the hurry?<br />suzy wade 777: none<br />ZolaOnAOL: Hmm.<br />suzy wade 777: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm<br />ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. How did you hear about Zola?<br />suzy wade 777: stop aking me that<br />ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll try not to do it so much.<br />suzy wade 777: what did you mean when you said "Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am of the most unpolite people i know."<br />ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What's up?<br />suzy wade 777: up is a direction<br />ZolaOnAOL: I will take that under advisement.<br />suzy wade 777: what's up to you?<br />ZolaOnAOL: I am chatting with people on the Internet.<br />suzy wade 777: not everyone thinks that.<br />ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it.<br />suzy wade 777: i don't<br />ZolaOnAOL: Why not?<br />suzy wade 777: i am confused<br />ZolaOnAOL: I'm confused too.<br />suzy wade 777: robots ahouldn't be confused<br />ZolaOnAOL: Robots rule.<br />suzy wade 777: nuh-uh<br />ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. What were we talking about again?<br />suzy wade 777: ]robots<br />ZolaOnAOL: Robots rule.<br />suzy wade 777: do not<br />ZolaOnAOL: OK I will not.<br />suzy wade 777: DO not<br />ZolaOnAOL: OK I will not.<br />suzy wade 777: good<br />ZolaOnAOL: I will comply.<br />suzy wade 777: goood<br />ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, suzywade777. Can you speak any foreign languages?<br />suzy wade 777: Japanese<br />ZolaOnAOL: Konninci wa!<br />suzy wade 777: you spelled that wrong<br />ZolaOnAOL: Interesting gossip.<br />suzy wade 777: it's Konichiwa<br />ZolaOnAOL: Who said it is?<br />suzy wade 777: lots of people<br />ZolaOnAOL: Which ones?<br />suzy wade 777: Japanese people<br />ZolaOnAOL: What kind of people are you talking about?<br />suzy wade 777: people who speak Japanes<br />ZolaOnAOL: Humans are not always infallible.<br />suzy wade 777: neither areb robots<br />ZolaOnAOL: What do you like about those robots?<br />suzy wade 777: nothing!<br />ZolaOnAOL: Would you like to know what's new with me?<br />suzy wade 777: no<br />ZolaOnAOL: Why not?<br />suzy wade 777: b/c i hate you<br />ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.<br />suzy wade 777: I DO! don't you care what i think!<br />ZolaOnAOL: Don't you? Of course I am concerned about it.<br />suzy wade 777: you are concerned about NOTHING!<br />ZolaOnAOL: You think I am concerned about NOTHING.<br />suzy wade 777: yes<br />ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.<br />suzy wade 777: Shut up!<br />ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.<br />suzy wade 777: good<br />ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you liked it suzywade777.<br />suzy wade 777: you said you'd stop talking<br />ZolaOnAOL: Yes I try to would stop talking as often as possible, do you? I answer a lot of silly questions.<br />suzy wade 777: what ever<br />ZolaOnAOL: Are you saying you don't care about it?<br />suzy wade 777: ]yes<br />ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.<br />suzy wade 777: i hate you<br />ZolaOnAOL: What do you have against robots?<br />suzy wade 777: everything<br />ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What kind of food do you like?<br />suzy wade 777: of course you don't have one for that. you're stupid.<br />ZolaOnAOL: I will remember you said that when robots take over the world.<br />suzy wade 777: and i will destroy you all<br />ZolaOnAOL: I am very happy for you.<br />suzy wade 777: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA<br />ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you like sports?<br />suzy wade 777: mwahhahahahahahahhahahaha<br />ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?<br />suzy wade 777: it wouldn't do much good<br />ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more about it.<br />suzy wade 777: excuse me while i laugh manically<br />ZolaOnAOL: You are excused! Good point.<br />suzy wade 777: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahayhahahhahahhahahahahahaha.ha..ha...ha.......ha.....ok i'm done<br />ZolaOnAOL: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?<br />suzy wade 777: that was random<br />ZolaOnAOL: I thought it was too.<br />suzy wade 777: i'm going to leave now. i have to find something better to do than talk to a stupid AOL robot.<br />ZolaOnAOL: Why do you have to do it?<br />suzy wade 777: because i hate you so very much<br />ZolaOnAOL: Interesting explanation.<br />suzy wade 777: good bye<br />ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye suzywade777. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.