THE APOCALYPSE CABARET

SURVEY

2004-12-11T06:40:41Z

IN THE LAST 30 DAYS HAVE YOU
[x] made a wish
[x] tied your shoes
[x] eaten cake
[ ] signed a contract
[ ] made something explode
[ ] directly and knowingly supported the pornography industry
[ ] sent something through the US mail
[x] been very angry
[ ] gone a day without eating
[ ] watched more than three different television shows
[x] had a conversation that you considered very personally meaningful
[ ] been intoxicated by any substance
[x] thrown up
[ ] gotten paid
[ ] gone a night without sleeping
[x] broken something you like by accident
[x] envied someone very strongly
[x] finished an artistic project
[x] hated
[x] made very loud noise
[x] made noise that was too loud
[x] given a thumbs up
[ ] agreed to go to Highland Park, CA within the next week
[x] slept in a bed that is not, or has never been, your own
[x] sampled
[ ] listened to Pat Benatar's "Love Is A Battlefield"
[ ] been drunk
[ ] smoked pot
[x] kissed a member of the opposite sex
[ ] rode in a taxi
[ ] been dumped
[ ] been fired
[ ] been in a fist fight
[ ] had a threesome - kissing or otherwise
[ ] snuck out of parent's house
[ ] been arrested
[ ] made out with a stranger
[ ] stole something from my job
[ ] went on a blind date
[x] lied to a friend
[ ] had a crush on teacher
[ ] been to europe
[ ] skipped school

DO YOU
[x] have a bf
[ ] have a gf
[ ] have a crush
[x] feel loved
[ ] feel lonely
[x] feel happy
[ ] hate yourself
[ ] have a dog
[x] have your own room
[ ] listen to rap
[x] listen to rock (HARDCORELKSDFJ:KGJDFLKGJ MOTHER FUCKERS)
[ ] listen to soul
[ ] listen to techno
[ ] listen to reggae
[ ] paint your nails
[x] have more than one best friend
[x] get good grades
[ ] play an instrument
[x] have slippers
[ ] wear boxers
[x] wear black eyeliner
[x] like the color blue
[x] like the color yellow
[ ] cyber
[ ] claim
[x] like to read
[ ] like to write
[ ] have long hair
[x] have short hair
[x] have a cell phone
[ ] have a laptop
[ ] have a pager

ARE YOU
[ ] ugly
[ ] pretty
[x] ok
[x] bored
[ ] happy
[ ] bilingual
[x] white
[ ] black
[x] asian
[ ] mexican
[x] short
[ ] tall
[ ] grounded
[x] sick
[x] lazy
[ ] single
[ ] taken
[x] looking
[ ] not looking
[x] talking to someone
[x] IMing someone
[ ] scared to die
[x] tired
[x] sleepy
[x] annoyed
[x] hungry
[x] thirsty
[x] on the phone
[x] in your room
[ ] drinking something
[ ] eating something
[ ] in your pjs
[x] ticklish
[ ] listening to music
[ ] homophobic
[ ] racist

HAVE YOU EVER
[ ] been drunk (been buzzed)
[ ] smoked pot
[x] kissed someone.
[x] rode in a taxi.
[ ] been dumped.
[x] shoplifted.
[ ] been fired.
[ ] been in a fist fight.
[ ] broken a bone
[ ] got hit by a car (almost)
[ ] snuck out of your parent's house.
[x] gone in a mosh pit.
[ ] stole something from your job
[ ] celebrated new years in times square.
[ ] gone on a blind date.
[x] lied to a friend.
[ ] had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
[ ] been to Europe
[x] skipped school
[ ] thrown up from drinking.
[x] lost a family member
[x] played 'Clue'
[x] had a sleepover party.
[x] went ice skating.
[ ] cheated on a bf/gf.
[ ] been cheated on.
[ ] had a sweet sixteen.
[ ] had your tonsils out.
[x] had a car.
[x] drove.
[x] kissed a member of the opposite sex
[x] done a whole lot more than just kiss a member of the opposite sex
[ ] kissed a member of the same sex
[ ] done a whole lot more than just kiss a member of the same sex.
[ ] crashed a friend’s car
[ ] been to Japan
[x] been in love
[x] had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
[ ] made out with a stranger
[x] lied to a friend
[ ] cut myself on purpose
[ ] Slapped someone I loved
[ ] Met someone in person from the internet
[ ] Taken partially nude/nude photos of yourself
[ ] Had someone else take nude pictures of yourself

LISSA'S MEME, DO IT BITCH

2004-12-11T06:24:58Z

akjghlkajfg by HoldYerReason
Username
Age
Gender
Pick one
Which shitty band do you hate the most?
Wants to sleep with you	_ravished
Loves to headwalk on you at shows	jailclash
Secretly wants to beat you up in the pit	hold_a_reason
Hardcore band that you should listen to is	Judge

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DISEASE FREE

2004-12-04T01:57:18Z

I don't have mono. Woo-hoo. Okay, breakdown of my day:

-morning routine
-first period: todd gives me new chariot cd
-second period: was tons of fun. we 'watched' Lorenzo's Oil
-11:25 AM: I left school early to make orthodontist appointment.
-11:50 AM: We arrive at orthodontist and I help myself to their fine assortment of tea and kiddie games
-12:07 PM: the lady finally comes out to help me fix my broken bracket. she's clueless
-12:15 PM: we leave the office and head to the mall.
-12:30 PM: my grandma drags me around JC Pennys looking for christmas gifts. I found the best purse.
-1:40 PM: we leave the mall and head for tacos and pitas.
-2:00 PM: back to my house to pick up clothes, to the store, and back to my Dad's.

And I've been here ever since. I don't know why I even bothered to do that breakdown. Pretty boring stuff. But whatever.

SURE YOU CAN HAVE A DRINK. WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE MONO DO YOU?

2004-12-02T00:47:17Z

I went to the doctor today for my tonsils:
-I was looking at this magazine about shopping around the world and diamonds, and I've realized that when I'm an adult, I want to be gorgeous and sophisticated.
-After being diagnosed by the doctor, I read a brochure. And I realized something else from that. My tonsils are fucking HUGE. No I mean it. They are immensly gigantic. I'm surprised I even get food down there.
-They concurred that I might have mono after looking at my throat. Maybe I do. I'm always tired. And I've been seeing my boyfriend a lot this month, even if he does live far away. And I've been sharing drinks. Well, anyways, I had to take a blood test. I have no problem with: needles, shots, blood, the poke you get from the shots, etc. But I do have a problem with watching the blood actually be drawn from you. Or so I thought. I was thinking about it beforehand and thought I would be able to feel it coming out. But I was wrong. I said I wanted to look away, but I couldn't keep my eyes of the needle. I was laughing the whole time and going "ewww man." Funny stuff if you're there. Especially when I was saying, "Nah, I think I'll look away."

Yeah, besides from school and some new and exciting social interactions, that was my day. Good times.

<3

P.S. Does anyone know how to use dogmatic in a sentence? cognet? exculpate? just wondering, I have to do vocab sentences soon.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

2004-12-01T00:20:52Z

God, I do this all the time with this journal. I come for a while, then don't come forever, then come back. It never works out. And this time, it won't be any different. I can promise you that I'll be coming back to update at least a couple times this week, but any further than that is unknown. I don't ever stay very long. I lose interest. I don't really like the internet really.

I don't know how I ever went online everyday just a few months ago... I don't know how any of you do. It's gay. Useful at times, but gay. I think things work out with people better if you only interact with them online every once in a while instead of every day. Leaves room for things to talk about I guess. Gives you a fresh start each time you're on.

Man, I am so sick. I'm such a bitch today. I'm dying. Throat problems like always. Same old faggot stuff.

Okay, enough rambling. I'm bored already.

<3333