The versatile, honey stickin wild, golden child.

For now begins the INQUISITION!

2008-08-06T05:10:09Z

_marquis @ 2008-01-23T02:45:00

2008-01-23T07:41:31Z

lolled

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-01-21T03:16:28Z

ALL HAIL THE NEW YORK GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All the cellphone lines in NYC are tied up. I can't even call to scream into my friend's ear!

new motto

2008-01-05T21:19:40Z

You can't afford it? Abort it!

_marquis @ 2007-10-21T02:41:00

2007-10-21T06:42:59Z

ZOMGWTFBBQ! Dumblerdore is gay!
Now maybe J.K. Rowling will out Sirius and Remus.

only the best quote ever.

2007-07-05T05:13:23Z

"In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation."

-Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

_marquis @ 2006-12-16T20:41:00

2006-12-17T01:43:30Z

I don't have any famous relatives. Only infamous. Or Canadian.

_marquis @ 2005-09-10T22:40:00

2005-09-11T02:40:47Z

There were these two antenna's sitting on the roof and one day they decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

LOCKED

2005-04-03T21:27:34Z

friends.