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Chipper So my mom is finally going to allow me to try and dye my hair through the kool-aid dye.
Many people say it will just turn my almost black hair to real black hair. But I say it will turn whatever color I wish to dye it.
This reminds me of that one time I tried to dye my hair green with the easter egg dye. It didn't work so I wouldn't reccomend it.
This entry was pointless and dumb... Kinda like all my other entrys!
Anonymous
July 15 2005, 04:54:33 UTC 6 years ago
Hello baby
Emily, Emalie, Emuhlee.....The sweet sound of your name
tickles my ears with delight
I love you with all my might
One time I got in a fight
The fight was to prove my love
after the fight I saw a dove
last winter I lost a glove
I'm a great poet, I write so well
Jee whiz, I think you're swell
One time I dated a girl named mel.
-Gaston
July 15 2005, 04:55:41 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Hello baby
*Blushes* Gaston! Not in public please. What will the neighbors think?!Anonymous
July 15 2005, 04:58:49 UTC 6 years ago
Neighborly complaints
Dear Mrs. Dicaprio aka Emalie,You and your 'husband', Gaston, cause a terrible scene everywhere you go. With the giggling, the flirting, the dancing in the street... It's just to much.
So you wanted to know what the neighbors think, I'll tell you what the neighbors think, WE WANT YOU, YOUR HUSBAND, AND YOUR BABY FELIX OUT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
Sorry for the inconvience,
-Over controlling neighborhood people.
Anonymous
July 15 2005, 05:03:34 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Neighborly complaints
Dear everyone,Hello and good morrow, this is Anthony Phillips, I'm Mr. and Mrs. D's attorney. We believe you actually have no right to kick these poor, loveable, good-hearted, all-american, honest, trust worthy, fun, beautiful, open minded, flexable, independent, and loyal people out of their neighbor hood.
July 15 2005, 05:05:03 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Neighborly complaints
Actually we aren't all-american.My ancestors are from Germany and we don't celebrate patriotic holidays.
Please don't kick us out of your neighborhood,
Emalie DiCaprio
Anonymous
July 15 2005, 05:07:23 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Neighborly complaints
You don't celebrate patriotic holidays?!?!WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!!!
Nevermind, over controlling neighborhood people, feel free to kick her out.
-Anthony Phillips.
Anonymous
July 15 2005, 05:10:36 UTC 6 years ago
*climatic music*
Emalie, Gaston, and their now toddler Felix, are forced out of their household. They decided to cast away on the next flight and see where destiny takes them.Anonymous
July 15 2005, 05:14:33 UTC 6 years ago
Flight 867-5309
Hullo and welcome aboard flight 867-5309.yes, we are aware that our flight number is also the name of a popular song.
Our flight should be landing in England in 2 hours. Sit back, drink some tea, and treat your flight attendents with respect.
-Latoya Berkins Flight attendent
Anonymous
July 15 2005, 05:21:47 UTC 6 years ago
Mr. Duncan
A mysterious yet attractive man leans over the aisle as the pretzel and peanuts cart passes by, pushed by the lovely Latoya Berkins."Excuse me, madam. Are you, by any chance, Emalie Payton? THE one and only?"
Anonymous
July 15 2005, 05:25:04 UTC 6 years ago
PS Mr. Duncan
by the way, Mrs. Berkins, your skirt is absolutely fetching on you.July 15 2005, 05:25:21 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Mr. Duncan
Why yes, I am! But wait... how do you know me?Anonymous
July 15 2005, 05:33:55 UTC 6 years ago
Mr. Duncan
Why, didnt you know? You're HUGE in England! More famous than the pope, I daresay. You have been the subject of a project similar to the one in the Jim Carrey movie The Truman Show. We know alllll about you...and we love you!July 15 2005, 05:45:26 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Mr. Duncan
Tcha!I know I have Gaston, and a somewhat okay kid, but I can't help but feel attracted to this handsome man... Maybe it is his colonge, his five o'clock shadow, or his stellar eyes...
Or maybe he is so attractive because Gaston is mooning birds and clouds out the plane window...
Anonymous
July 15 2005, 05:49:07 UTC 6 years ago
Mr. Duncan
You'd better be careful, though, because of paparrazzi or mobbing fans. However, if you come with me, I can find a safe place for you. I have connections, and can make the world think you're going somewhere else. Sadly, I only have enough supplies and accomodations for one. So, do you have any friends you could leave your, um, entourage, shall we say, with?July 15 2005, 05:51:27 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Mr. Duncan
*claps hands with glee* OOo! Like hide 'n go seek! Hurrah!It's a deal. I'll leave Gaston and Felix with the queen's Address.
Anonymous
July 15 2005, 05:53:00 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Mr. Duncan
Perfect!I'll have a limo waiting for us when we land. this will be the adventure of your young and very attractive life!
Anonymous
July 15 2005, 05:34:58 UTC 6 years ago
BAHAHA
BAHAHAHAHAHHA are all those comments made by you? I laughed way to hard.Anyway, you are right, this is more fun then pig racing. At first I didnt believe you, but like always you never let me down. Good job. Two gift baskets for you! You punkster
hahahaha
<3 KTea
July 15 2005, 16:54:02 UTC 6 years ago