List of things i've learned in colombia

1) Speaking english will get you laid very fast
2) Either that, or kidnapped, or robbed, or run over very fast
3) Speaking spanish makes you funnier for some odd reason
4) ugly girls dance better than good looking girls (i hate god.)
5) Alcohol rocks.
6) Growth hormones suck cuz i cant drink anymore due to side effects
7) Immigration sucks nutsack.
8) Arepas are VERY good
9) Number of taxis on road > number of normal cars on road
10) Mountain roads in Bogota make Akina seem like shit
11) If you can survive driving in colombia, you can basically outrun any cop in the US
12) 1961 Mercury Meteor 600 = sex
13) apparently, im rich because i own a Ps2
14) Salsa rocks
15) Reggaeton gets played out quickly
16) vallenatos can win over ANY girl
17) So can speaking english
18) My 16 year old cousin's parents are rich pricks
19) my parents drunk = fucking gay
20) my sister and me drunk = fucking hilarious
21) Hotels suck.
22) So do giant cockaroches
23) oh yea, and farms suck too
24) The farm i went to was the place where they shot the ring, because they had a well with the top barely open
25) Im the only mature person in my dad's side of the family
26) Christian, Melissa, and Michael all rock
27) So does pokemon Puzzle League
28) I wanna go back
29) bad.

ok im done. comment away.