Y'know, it's times like these that I begin to grow serious appreciation for the ability to do all my Christmas shopping via the magic of the Internet. Have you seen the crowd on the loose today?
Christmas is a wonderful time of the year. The most wonderful time, filled with cheer and goodwill amongst man and demon-kind, for the most part. But I still wouldn't want to try to beat someone to the last Spongebob Squarepants stuffed animals in the loal department stores today. No thank you.
I'll stay right here, in Caritas, and have another rum punch, thank you.