The House Rules of Suite 21 at Foster Hall

1. Maurine is not allowed to consume ravioli while under the influence of alcohol.

2. Paige must retrieve her dirty underwear from the bathroom floor immediately following her shower.

3. Amanda, under no circumstances, should be allowed to use anything other than disposable dishware.

4. Next Stage laundry may only be hung to dry in the bathroom.

5. Victoria must eradicate the presence of her tea and tea bags following use.

6. Jessica's lasagna dish must be removed from living room table within a week of it's use or when smell begins to permeate Foster Hall - whichever may come first.

7. "Holla Back Girl" may only be played once within a 24 hour period.

8. Maurine can walk around in her underwear only between the hours of 10pm-12am.

9. Wookie must be removed from shower drain daily.

10. Alcohol just either be completely consumed or immediately disposed of in respect for the sensitive, morning-after gag-reflex.

11. Autumn's "bag-o-dishes" must be monitored for living organisms.

12. If, upon entering Suite 21, you must walk 2 yards to avoid the trash pile, or your eyes immediately tear due to some obscure smell, organize a disposal process.

13. Amanda must have her playlist approved before serenading Foster Hall.

14. Paige's post-it use has been limited to no more than 1 food item per week.

15. Reminder: spills do not evaporate over night. Paige.