did you stare at something for more than 10 seconds today that wasnt on your phone/tv/computer? what was it?

I forgot how entertaining of a place this community is over my year+ LiveJournal hiatus... so thanks for helping me not learn about the Rwanda genocide! 

So. 
What's everyone's favorite cinema sex scenes? 
I'm going to be cliche and choose a classic: 

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Let us all appreciate



Which were your favorite? Obviously it was all about the chocolate kangaroos and the white icing.




If you don't like Dunkaroos, you are dead to me. Feel free to talk about other snacks that you enjoy though, I guess.

(Probably) due to the current slow economy, I cannot find a job. It's okay because I've been cleaning up mom's house. Something she has no time to do anymore.

I miss Gainesvile, and I miss work. But I like being at home. Making the most of what I have.

Newton has made a full recovery, and is back to annoying the shit out of me. :)

I see Eddie every few days. It's been pretty nice. Just taking things slow. Though, I'm anxious to see what happens to us after the election when he has more time to dedicate to me.

"I miss you."
"Less than a month left, my dear."

I'm going to miss winter this year. :( Scarves and peacoat will go unused. :(

Moni, get down here already.

What is love?

What is/was your major? Did you like it? Did you like the classes or just tolerate them? What were the other kids in your major like? Is it practical or are you just doing it because you love it or couldn't think of anything better to do or what? How'd you decide to major in that?

( me -- tl;dr )

I DONT CARE IF THEY'RE LOSING FUCK YOU


Edit: Such an ugly game. Good job Tampa Bay, I'm glad you aren't the Yankees

okay this is the real 100,00th IF post.

so in true IF style, tell us in which year you started posting on IF and post a picture of yourself from around that time.

This is the 100,000th IF poast.

yeowwwww

What classes are you taking this semester?

what do you want right now?


i currently want some chips and salsa, to not ever have to put pants on again, and to have someone else go into work for me today.

Girlfucks,

What kind of foundation/powder do you use/recommend? I use this stuff called "Almay Smart Make Up." It works alright, it starts out white and then blends in with your skin perfectly, although it doesn't really cover up a lot. And I've used Clinique and Nars as far as a powdered foundation goes but am looking to try something else...

If you're a guy/don't wear make up, what'd you do this weekend?

Here is a post, you may do as you please.

http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=363

Tomorrow is when Halloween begins around here.

alright so to do a quick survey, how long is it usually before you get bored with sex with a person? what are you supposed to do when it does get boring!? this has never really happened to me but everyone in the city is all "3 months!". really?!?

i'm drunk and we've been low on sarah palin posts lately.



post funny pics and the like criticizing her.

thanks!

One of the simple things in life I suddenly realized I am ignorant about is the intricacies of a mixed cat/dog household.

Like do they generally get along or is it really a hassle to keep them apart? Can you have both an inside dog and an inside cat. Am I right in thinking that it has more to do with the temperament of the dog than the cat? I do not have very much experience with cats in general. For the first five years of my life we had both a dog and a cat, but my dad was allergic to cats, so she stayed outside. I don't remember Cody, the dog, or Little Bit, the cat, interacting much at all and I never played with the cat. She was like some weird remnant my mom brought from her premarriage life that we didn't pay much attention too, and we all knew she was only there because my mom wouldn't give her up.

or just post cute cat/dog pictures. thanks.

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!

THIRD ANNUAL INDIEFUCKS SECRET SANTA!!!!

This year we are starting it earlier to try and work out some problems from previous years (mainly having to do with mailing services). If you would like to participate in this years festivities you can do so by going here ifsecretsanta.

Thanks again!!

Sica