BRITTANY

everyone says this

2007-11-18T00:47:57Z

but i don't care, because good friends really are hard to find. and if you have one or two, hold 'em tight because they can make a shitty night awesome and a bad week forgotten.

_literate_ @ 2007-11-15T21:11:00

2007-11-16T02:13:31Z

no one believes in me. no one.

_literate_ @ 2007-11-11T19:37:00

2007-11-12T00:40:52Z

if you were to ask me the eye color of anyone i know, i would not be able to answer. i don't know the color of any of my friend's eyes. i know too many people to keep that detail in my mind. eyes are dumb. i don't spend too much time staring into them anyway.

standing in my driveway waiting for the mail...

2007-11-07T21:10:09Z

... watching people filter in and out of my neighbor's house a few hours after his funeral. his brother says to me "i haven't talked to you in a while." and i want to make a comment that it's hard to talk to someone when you are locked up in a jail or rehab or whatever the fuck it is, but decide it's best not to. instead i nod and he asks what i'm waiting for. i say i'm waiting for the mail to come but he doesn't hear me so i have to say it again. the girl standing next to him asks if i'm expecting something special. i say yes even though i'm not. the deceased's brother stands next to me until the mail comes and his breathing sounds sad.

_literate_ @ 2007-11-04T18:04:00

2007-11-04T23:09:13Z

my mom is going through menopause and it's really annoying. she only watches the lifetime channel at the highest volume known to man, so i guess she's going deaf too. she doesn't ever clean up anything in the house, which she keeps freezing because of her "hot flashes" that i don't even think exist. it's just her mind. whenever i ask her something she always replies with "i don't know." my boss is going to west virgina to find her "spirit." she's going through menopause too. maybe she and my mother can go together, and i won't have to deal with either of them. that'd be nice.

_literate_ @ 2007-10-31T22:36:00

2007-11-01T02:37:53Z

ZOOOOOOOOOOOM!
that's the sound of me fast-forwarding to graduation.

_literate_ @ 2007-10-26T17:20:00

2007-10-26T21:26:02Z

on the "i don't care" scale, i am currently at 7.8. that's pretty high, in my opinion.

_literate_ @ 2007-10-23T20:04:00

2007-10-24T00:07:04Z

caps, gowns, tassels, graduation announcements, late fees, height, weight, customized envelopes, rehearsal, and a billion other things i don't feel like doing alone.

_literate_ @ 2007-10-20T20:39:00

2007-10-21T00:43:34Z

today i saw someone die and i have come to the conclusion that everyone dies and that's alright.

_literate_ @ 2007-10-14T16:38:00

2007-10-14T20:43:30Z

i was standing in front of my work and one of the old folks said, "come sit down." and he patted the area next to him. so i sat. and then he said "it's nice to watch the clouds float by." and i was thinking to myself that i never want to live to see the day where i actually like to watch clouds, but i suppose it is good to relax once in a while.

_literate_ @ 2007-10-11T21:24:00

2007-10-12T01:28:07Z

for some reason, i like hypothetical questions.

"BY BEING LATE FOR CLASS YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON VALUED INTSTRUCTIONAL TIME!"

2007-10-03T20:20:00Z

the world of academia will be my downfall.

_literate_ @ 2007-09-29T17:56:00

2007-09-29T21:57:09Z

the universe is a pitcher and my life can never catch its curve balls.

_literate_ @ 2007-09-25T21:28:00

2007-09-26T01:29:16Z

sometimes i really, really, really need to chill out.

slippery, slippery, livery, slivery...

2007-09-19T19:09:23Z

and what’s more, if you pull back again, the glass is still fogged. it stays fogged for days. you wipe it, you wipe it, you wipe it, still fog. that’s what they forget to tell you. you spit and spit all over your lovers, or toys or musical instruments, and eventually they don’t wipe off.

oh hey dudes

2007-09-14T20:40:15Z

piece of shit stressful day part two is nearing completetion. if tomorrow isn't any better, i'm throwing in the towel, somehow.

_literate_ @ 2007-09-12T19:30:00

2007-09-12T23:32:07Z

is it weird that i wonder what it feels like to bleed to death? but hey, i'm not about to find out!

_literate_ @ 2007-09-07T20:08:00

2007-09-08T00:10:44Z

if you just scream "FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" at the top of your lungs you will feel better. i promise.

mark my words, internetz!

2007-09-05T01:13:51Z

i WILL be living with my boyfriend, michael standish knagge, by june 1st, 2008.

_literate_ @ 2007-09-01T08:38:00

2007-09-01T12:39:53Z

rabbit, rabbit.

_literate_ @ 2007-08-28T22:07:00

2007-08-29T02:08:57Z

i deleted everything, symbolizing a fresh start.