Current mood:	that old swagger
Current music:	John Legend - Ex-Factor

alpha bastard
vanessa wrote something about how everyone seems to be so full of emoshit lately. so i went on a blog-hopping trip to find out. and yes. we are. but there is good reason for all this madness and sadness in my immediate blogosphere and that is the nature of the damned blog itself. for what is a blog if it has not ever gone through the phase of angst-driven teenage hatelove musings? every blog needs occasional sentimentality. it needs overemotional spasms to keep it interesting. face it. people don't make for good entertainment if there's never any conflict in their lives. the progression of the pain of bloggers is fun to watch, to some sick sad extent. at one point, however, it loses its laugh-inducing value and just becomes pathetic. that provides a different kind of amusement to some but for most, it gets old.

it's gotten old.

blogs exist to feed our gluttonous tendencies for attention. listen to me. watch me hurt and yet so eloquently express myself. my artistic expression of my suffering is important. hello world, i matter.

blogging is the shit.

if at this point, dear reader, you are in genuine torment due to the blatant unfairness of the world and thus feel offended by my mockery of your pain, that's your fucking problem. i feel for you. really. check the abject emo-ness of my past entries for proof. but now, i just wanna show off. hate me, says the link below. i'm not stopping you.

the cynical pompous ass that is lex is love.

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something i stole from convo and losman. i'm too lazy to link to their journals so just look em up if you want.

Directions: Go to Google and search "_____ likes to" (ex. "Lex likes to"). Include the quotation marks. Type in the first ten things that come out.

Lex likes to know what comes next.
Lex likes to use his resources - money, influence, experience – to help out his friends.
lex likes to upset gcc (and probably studio in c99 mode)
Lex likes to flex when he sees voluptuous Czechs.
Lex likes to copy & paste from his scrapbook, because this question gets asked so often!
Lex likes to play with the fireplace
Lex likes to race cars
Lex likes to boast about how he would win every race if not for his slow swim, slow bike and slow run.
Lex likes to read
Lex likes to combine his DNA with men who kick his ass

that sounds exactly like me! except does flexing non-existent biceps count?