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| User: | _level27_ (4997983) m e g a n™
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| Name: | m e g a n™ | |
| Website: | mySPACE. | |
| Birthdate: | 01-24 | |
| Bio: | Instant Messages Megan: YES MA'AM Morgan: SALUTE ME, HOE! Jennifer: Its grey and says UNDEROATH 3 times in read....and I think it may be like your shirt.. Megan: read. you dont say. Jennifer: Yeah. Read. It's new. Megan: i bet read is pretty Jennifer: Yeah, it resembles red..but its waay cooler. Toney: then after matt buys the dreams hes gonna need time to practice because hes never played drums before Megan: dreams.. hehe Toney: i don't know what i was thinking Jennifer: You must wonder why I look at you that way. It's because you're a boob. Jennifer: He kind of does look outlined..That's how it came out...it's because he was getting ready to transform into a fairy.. Megan: oh... well, that's understandable. Morgan: he plays this flamboyant guy that just screams GAY. Megan: oh..... Megan: he actually screams GAY or he just 'screams' gay? Morgan: 'screams' Jennifer: Bahaha that one was so funny. You should put it on MySpace. I'm sure everyone would like to see it. Megan: LOL riiiight. and the face i'm making.. geez Jennifer: I don't remember your face..I just remember your boob. Jennifer: Yeah, they're paintings remind me of something at fell apart and has been glued back together.. Jennifer: Bahah..They are paintings. Clearly I meant their. Jennifer: Woah that whole sentence is messed up..maybe youll get it. Megan: yeah i get it... i think you might mean their markings Jennifer: No, painting.s Jennifer: paintings. geez. Megan: are you talking about giraffes? Jennifer: Yeeaaaahhh. Megan: so you're talking about their spot things right? Jennifer: Let me try this again... Megan: okay... please do. Jennifer: THEIR PAINTINGS remind me of something that has been BROKEN and someone has tried to put them back together. Yes, some may refer to this as fur. But no. That is not correct. These things are mammals. These things stand 18ft. tall. These things have amazing eye sight. Morgan: ...there's this cow. Morgan: and it's either screwing or dying. Morgan: it's like MRR. MRR. MRR. Morgan: right. very. very. i'm bored. the light is on. why is the light on? THE LIGHT IS ON BUT NOBODY'S HOME. Actually, though... people are home. Megan: oh my. Morgan: wow. i totally spazzed out myself just now Megan: you think? Morgan: it reminds me of toney lol Megan: haha... toney. Morgan: IS AT WARPED. Morgan: that he Morgan: hoe* Brandon: or some sweet discovering the waterfrong Brandon: waterfrog Brandon: waterfront Brandon: silverstein=<3 Megan: i... have a dreamsicle. Morgan: YOU DO NOT MEGAN. Morgan: wait. do you really? Morgan: it was a cold, dark, and sexy night. Megan: and to my surprise, morgan popped out of the dark alley Morgan: SRSLY. the end. Morgan: i'm talking to an alltel guy Morgan: he sounds gay Megan: tell him i said hi. Megan: psh. you're just in denial that he likes me more. Morgan: ...that's not what he said last night. Megan: but if i had a mask on you wouldn't have known it was me. Brandon: if youda had ur bug sunglasses on i would of Megan: true Brandon: yes yes and the camaro woulda gave it away Megan: ah i guess you're right. Brandon: unless u traded it for the its2bad mobile Megan: you know what toney and brandon and a few others are doing for halloweenie? Jennifer: =O what are they doing for Halloweenie? Each other?! Megan: check this out. Megan: Hi Megan, You have been invited to join the Virtual Private Sex group on MySpace. Jennifer: =O Megan: mhm. i declined. Megan: they sent it twice. Jennifer: You declined?!?!?!?!? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!??! Megan:i thought that my mother wouldn't like it... Jennifer: ....your mom wouldn't have declined it. Jennifer: I used to be afraid of the game surgery. Megan: you mean operation? Jennifer: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHA yeah, =/ Toney: wtf, thats awefully nice of you megan Toney: megan without the g (asshole on the team)? Toney: got some dap from Justin Megan: dap? Toney: lol you ever seen that Dap commercial with Allen Iverson? Megan: no Toney: ahh well your mising out Toney: would you understnad better if i said 'knuckle' Megan: um. no? Toney: LOL Toney: "pound it?" Megan: yeah! lmao Morgan: i wish my eyes would focus already. Megan: brightness? Morgan: no Morgan: tiredness? Morgan: i've been screwing for four hours straight Morgan: i mean Morgan: omg Megan: LMAOOOOOOOOOO screwing... bahahahahahahaha Morgan: i've been putting screws in place for four hours straight. Phone Conversations Toney: ...in the parking lot. Me: Parking lot? Toney: I mean driveway. Me: Who? Chealsey: Too? Me: No, who. Chealsey: TOO? Me: NO! WHO? Chealsey: TOO?!?! Me: You idiot. Chealsey: What are you saying? Too? Me: You're an idiot. Chealsey: No, I really don't know what you're saying. Me: Who... I'm asking, who? Chealsey: Ohhh, whooooo. Okay. Me: YOU KISSED HER!! Dylan: No! Our mouths were open! Me: AH! Dylan: No, it was accidental! We were smiling! Me: I bet that was an awkward kiss. Dylan: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! Dylan: ...And I said "Megan, I've told you a million times, I don't like you like ew but I love you like woah." (speaking of a dream) Dylan: Are you talking to anyone? Me: I'm talking to you... Are you talking to anyone? Dylan: I'm dating Ashley. Me: But you're still talking to me. Me: Hello? Telemarketer: Hello, is Ronald -last name- there? Me: Um, nooo, he's out milking the cow right now. Telemarketer: Well is Margaret there? Me: Nooo, she's feeding the chickens. Telemarketer: Oh. *pause* Okay. Thank you. *hangs up* Dylan: If you were to die, all girls would have cooties. Me: So I'm the anti-cootie? Dylan: Can I call you back? She's trying to woe me. Me: You mean woo you? Jennifer: Brandon's went across my lips one way then Chealsey's went the other way. Me: Well I should've licked your lips... Wait, I mean- Jennifer: *fit of laughter* After talking for half an hour Brittney: Oh, did you call to talk to Chealsey? I just now realized that... Me: So have you broke up with Grant yet? *pause* Grant? I mean- Brittney: Grant?! MEGAN WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! I broke up with Grant like 3 days ago.. Geez, me and Grant are OVER! Me: *fit of laughter* Brittney: So what happened with you and Manwello?! Me: *squeak, gasp for air, laugh* Brittney: ARE YOU OKAY? STAY IN THERE FOR MANWELLO!! Me: I don't like you like ew, but I love you like woah. Dylan: I like you like ew. Me: Really? Dylan: No, I just like to get your hopes up then crush them. Me: Yo. Jennifer: MEGAN! I'm in Gatlinburg, ya know, and I seen this guy and he looked like Brendon Urie! Me: CHASE HIM DOWN! Jennifer: Yeah, I about jumped on him... started doin him. Me: I was talking to Dylan and he goes "Jennifer's at her Dad's!" and I go "Yeahhhh." Jennifer: You talked to your mom or my mom? Me: What? I was talking to Dylan. Jennifer: Oh. I thought you said your mom. Telemarketer: *totally foreign by the way* Hello, is Ronald there? Me: Umm.. Nope. He's not. May I take a message? Telemarketer: Yes, this is Dakshf from Luhsjdsksu. Do you know when the next best time to call would be? Me: No, I sure don't. Telemarketer: Am I speaking with a co-owner of the house? Me: No, I'm just the maid and I'm off the rest of the week, so I don't know when he'll be back from his trip. Telemarketer: Okay, I'll call back later. You have a nice day. Me: Oh, you too, sweetie. Other Brittney: I think I need a bigger size Merch guy: I think it'll fit. Brittney: No, I don't think it'll fit my boobs....... Merch guy: No really *stares* it'll fit fine. Jennifer: ... The Spink Piders... hahahaha... I meant The Pink Spiders. Guy in movie: Are they from Europe? Toney: No, Germany. Me: ...Germany's in Europe. Dippin Dots woman: Enjoy! Brandon: You too! Dad: Do you need any of these *points* for school? Me: ...I don't think I'll need crayons in high school. Security guard: Well, if someone jumped the fence that looked like you they could say "Do you have your ticket?" and if you say no then they could kick you out, thinking that you were the one that jumped the fence. Chealsey: Do I look like someone who's jumped a fence? Jennifer: I bet you've got a purple bra on. Me: Yeah... it's pretty, you want to see it? Jennifer: I already do. Me: You know Pluto's not a planet anymore? Dad: Yeah... they must've kicked him out for farting or something... It's been considered a planet since they discovered it. *pause* That was dumb. Jennifer: I want a grill. Me: I'll buy you one. Jennifer: You could not buy me a grill, it would cost more than your mom does. Me and Courtney: Ohhhhhh. Me: I wouldn't drive it. Brandon: YOU'RE CRAZY! Drunk guy: Who you callin' crazy? ... Well I have had a few drinks tonight. BUT DON'T TELL! Me: What is he doing?! Jennifer: ...He's trying to woo her. Me: *pause* Oh. Mom: *brings us blue Kool-Aid in PLASTIC cups* Morgan: *squeezes cup* THIS FEELS LIKE PLASTIC GLASS. Cup: *breaks* Kool-Aid: *spills on Morgan* Courtney: It's his fault! Guy: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!! THERE'S NO SEAT BACK HERE!! Courtney: ...I'm not afraid of you. Moments pass Courtney: I'll ask him politely to MOVE. *pause* Hey, kid, move back one. Guy: *scoots desk back* Courtney: DESKS YOU RETARD! Me: Does politely mean using the word retard? Random cell phone rings Brittney: *picks up spoon* Hello? Helloooo? I can't hear you. *lays spoon down* Can't get service anywhere! Brittney: I can't eat anymore. *lays fork down..pauses..picks fork up and begins to eat* Me: I thought you couldn't eat anymore? Brittney: Yeahh, welll.... Chealsey: HOW DID YOU GET A BETTER GRADE THAN ME? MY ANSWERS ARE BETTER THAN YOUR'S! Me: *pause* Do you think you're better than me? Chealsey: Where are you going yo? ...Why did I just say yo? Somebody smack me. Brittney: ...He was probably drunk. Me: Sorry. *pause* Why did I just say sorry? Brittney: *after putting leave-in conditioner in her hair* I FEEL MOISTURIZED! Brittney: Look, that buggy's on the rock. Me: Wow. Brittney: Yeah, I'll take a buggy on the rocks. Courtney: *whispers* Megan, that girl behind us has a huge hickey on her neck, don't look. Me: *turns and looks* Courtney: I said not to look! Me: I made it secretive... After sweating mucho Me: Dylan! Lick my hair! Dylan: *licks my hair, makes horrible face* That was the worst thing I've ever tasted. Chealsey: *tilts head* Cheesecake... *tilts head again* In the corner. Brandon: I laugh in the face of your face, ha ha ha ha! Me: Is your hair static-y? Morgan: *points down towards lap* Right now? Me: *pause* ...I thought you meant down there and I thought "No, Morgan, not down there!" Mom: Did you see those two girls holding hands? Me: Yeahhh I seen a lot of them. Mom: Well yeah, I did too. But I didn't see any guys holding hands. Chealsey: I did, but they weren't gay. Mom, Dad, Brittney, and myself: *pause..fit of laughter* Chealsey: Does anyone else think that Amanda seems awefully upset today? Me and Erin: ...No. Chealsey: Well, I think she does. Me: She's always like that. You should see her get on the bus. *does impression* Erin: *laughs* Yeah. Chealsey: But it's our jobs, as Christians, to see if we can help. Me: Well, yeah, but she's just always like that. Chealsey: WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?! | |
| Memories:: | 5 entries | |
| Interests: | 72: 30 seconds to mars, aaron gillespie, adam lazzara, afi, aiden, alkaline trio, all american rejects, amber pacific, andy hurley, angels and airwaves, armor for sleep, atreyu, avenged sevenfold, bayside, ben jorgenson, bert mccracken, billy talent, blink 182, bob bryar, brand new, casey calvert, chris dudley, clandestine industries, derek bloom, fall out boy, finch, frank iero, from first to last, fuse, gerard way, grant brandell, gym class heroes, halifax, hawthorne heights, hidden in plain view, james smith, joe trohman, matchbook romance, matt good, mikey way, motion city soundtrack, my chemical romance, myspace, october fall, panic! at the disco, paramore, patrick stump, pete wentz, ray toro, release the bats, rise against, saosin, senses fail, skeleton crew, sonny moore, spencer chamberlain, steven's untitled rock show, story of the year, straylight run, sugarcult, taking back sunday, the academy is..., the matches, the used, thrice, tim mctague, transplants, travis richter, underoath, warped tour, william beckett, zacky vengeance | |
| Schools: | Pennington Middle School - Pennington Gap, VA (2002 - 2006) Lee High School - Ben Hur, VA (2006 - present) | |
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