Horked...
Go to Google, enter "[your name] needs" in quotes, and post the top ten results. If they don't make sense, are mangled or repetitive, skip to the next until you have ten unique entries.
... to wear a support bra. — (HA!)
... more toys.
... to see distant lands because she needs to explore the nature of her dreams.
... to stop copying Rebecca and her mannerisms. — (Hey Rebecca! :-D )
... to start participating. Soon. By tomorrow... or else.! — (I know, I know...)
... to re-evaluate reality in a hurry.
... a place to stay or she'll be sent back home.
... support at this time too.
... to clean house from top to bottom. — (So true!)
... a shave.
... a laugh. — (OK so that's eleven)
( unread books meme )