swipped, Jill/best coloring job ever, hands down

umm so today I bought crayons, and a coloring book with dinos....




if there was an award for best artist with crayons, it'd probably go to me.

I like surveys like this one no one will ever read it!



A young man graduated from the University of Arkansas with a degree in
journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper that hired him was
to write a human-interest story. Being from Arkansas, he went back into the country to do his research. He went to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced himself and proceeded to explain to him why he was there.

The young man asked, "What's the most exciting thing that ever happened around here?"

The farmer thought for a minute and said, "One time one of my
neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. Then we all screwed it and took it back home."

"I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of
anything else exciting that happened?" "But that's what we do round here." said the farmer. "The screwing is the reward." "No, I can't print that!" the young man said. "Can you think of anything else?"

After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbor's
daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big posse that
time and found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home."

Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Okay let's try
something else. What's the most terrible thing that's ever happened around here?"

The old farmer dropped his head and after a few seconds looked up
timidly at the young man and said,

"I got lost once."



current:
• outfit: BKE jeans, and a korn tee from the take a look in the mirror tour
• hairstyle: none, as in hair and style
• jewelry: none
• underwear: eh blue and white i guess
• nail color: umm well the color with out polish

do you:
• cut yourself: duh, dont all gothic kids
• lick yourself: yet again, dont all gothic kids
• whine a lot: like nothing you've ever heard
• yell a lot: well me being violent and all, im going to have to go with yes
• hate a lot of people: nah i dont hate ne one(first serious answer!!!)
• have too many friends: truck loads....
• want to die: hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
• have a bf/gf: no
• do drugs: pshh come on now, who does now days that was so last year.
• wear dark colors: is this the are you gothic survye wtf, i normally dont wear drak colors, they make me not feel as happy
• dye your hair: eh really i just shaved my head to get hte green and stuff out
• shave strange places: I shaved one of my legs one time, okay both but only once....

have you ever:
• kissed someone: yes
• who was the last time: krystyn or well mommy if that counts
• gotten drunk: yes
• worn rainbow: hahaha. go gays. woot!
• talked on the phone for over 3 hours: I would not could in the rain, I would not could not on a train, i do not like "green eggs and ham"(<-means:talk on the phone for 3 hours) sam I am.
• left the country: yay! for canada.
• had a party with over 30 people: ha!
• taken nude pictures: who doesnt
• stolen something: *tear*....
• caught something on fire: oh so many things
• cheated on someone: I'd be lieing if i said yes.
• wanted to cheat on someone: kinda, but only cuz she did it first.
• asked someone out: I dont think I've ever went about doing this, techncally
• had a dream, then the next day it happens: all the time, just not the next day

last person:
• you touched: my mom
• you talked to: my mom
• you hugged: my mom or davey can't remember
• you kissed: I already did this I'm not answering it again
• you instant messaged: like i started the conversation, angie, last person I talked to on the internet, Anthony
• who broke your heart: ....I have a heart made of steal so I think that says it all

are you:
• understanding: eh matters
• open-minded: try to be but, I am a guy so very lil
• arrogant: I cant spell for my life if that counts
• insecure: constantly, I weight like 130lbs and I think I'm fat what does that tell you
• interesting: very
• hungry: nope I had Taco Bell
• smart: yeah you could say that, as smart as a dyslexic kid can be ( :
• moody: ...i wanna say sometimes but i dont think that discribes it
• childish: i dont think i understand.
• independent: often
• hard working: matters
• healthy: probably not
• emotionally stable: pretty much
• shy: yeah, but I've been trying not to be
• difficult: nope
• attractive: for some one who looks ugly as hell I would say I'm wuite attractive
• bored easily: yep yep
• thirsty: nah
• obsessed: with what, I dont really get obsessed
• angry: I get angry easily.
• sad: lonely...
• happy: quite often
• trusting: too much
• ill: nope
• ignored: all the time
• reliable: sometimes
• self-disciplined: yes
• sleepy: nah

info about yourself:
• what is your birth name? Christopher Easterling
• what is your birthday?: October 29
• do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: nope
• how tall are you?: I don't know I think I'm 5'7" but I might be taller I havent checked in a while
• shoe size?: 10
• brothers/sisters?: davey
• job?: I might be applying I just need to wait awhile cuz I kinda have to take a drug test haha

favorites:
• what is your favorite band?: Brand New
• color?: Red, Green, Blue, Purple, and white
• soda?: Mountian Dew
• music?: haha I can't make a generalization like that
• stores in the mall?: Buckle, AE, and Arcade, cuz I'm sweet and play DDR.
• ice cream?: Chaco Taco
• roller coaster?: The green one at ceadar point.
• candy?: Air Heads/Resees, I dont eat candy much ne more though
• cd?: Hot Fuss, or Deja Entendu
• cookies?: the ones with m'n'm's, but i dont really eat sweets so I don Indulge in cookies much, if store bought, oreos
• juice?: Caprisun or Hawaiian punch, with a close thrid of sunny dessy
• holiday?: a good one
• month?: september

in the last 48 hours:
• cried?: nope
• missed someone?: Yeah
• yelled at someone?: no
• changed your underwear?: yeah
• talked to someone on the phone?: for like two seconds
• been online?: I AM RIGHT NOW!
• smiled?: a little bit
• had sex?: nope, not since january I think.
• kissed someone?: mommy!
• hugged someone?: davey and mommy!
• last thing you ate?: Chalupas and a taco, and cina twists.
• talked to an ugly person?: haha thinking about it yeah a very ungly person

have you ever:
• been in love?: nah
• kissed someone of the same sex: not on the lips, cept my daddy but thats differnt
• been in trouble with the police?: haha a couple times
• hit someone?: bunches of times
• broke something?: yes
• betrayed a friend?: saddly yeah
• played strip poker?: nope
• skipped school?: yeah
• stole something?: yeah
• shot a gun?: yeah
• broke something important?: probably
• smoked weed?: yes
• dyed your hair?: several times

okay last questions:
• what is sitting next to you?: TV
• do you get along with your mother?: yes
• favorite sport?: dancing?
• are you gay/lesbian/bi/straight? straight
• been in a plane?: yep
• killed someone?: what kind of question is that
• kicked your cat for the hell of it?: awwww! never! other ppls cats (:
• slept during class?: yes, only during Mr. Cunningham's
• cheated on a test?: hahahha only once but the teacher didnt care
• are you bored of taking this survey?: a little
• what time is it now?: 10:08 pm
• are you tired?: nah