when amy and I get bored

tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: Hey sexy
zekissingbandit: hey baby
zekissingbandit: wanna cyber
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: um, do you remember me?
zekissingbandit: yeah sexy
zekissingbandit: lets cyber
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: ok
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: bored tonight?
zekissingbandit: feelin sexy
zekissingbandit: u start
zekissingbandit: do u like to role plaY
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: i'm down for whatever you want
zekissingbandit: k u be the dinosaur
zekissingbandit: i be the mayo
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: lol
zekissingbandit: GO
zekissingbandit: no fucking joke
zekissingbandit: go
zekissingbandit: please
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: dinosaur versus mayonaise?
zekissingbandit: yes
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: hey there mayo, you're not suppose to be around these parts for another million years
zekissingbandit: *mayo noises*
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: are you fucking serious here?
zekissingbandit: sits like a sexy jar of mayo
zekissingbandit: yea this turns me on
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: oh baby, i'm going to whiten you up!
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: you like to be whipped?
zekissingbandit: whip me with your t rex penis
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: well, you better have a big jar baby
zekissingbandit: im all white and gooey inside for you
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: cuz i will bust through your jar
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: POP that lid right off
zekissingbandit: im oozing my mayo all over my rim
zekissingbandit: can i get a rim job
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: are you sure that's mayo?
zekissingbandit: yeah its mayo
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: oh yeah, you can get what ever you want
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: your dinosaur is here to please you
zekissingbandit: yes baby yesss
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: put that lid behind the jar!
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: taking my knife and scooping out that mayo
zekissingbandit: make a ham sandwich baby
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: i take my mayo creamed dinosaur dick and stick it between your ass
zekissingbandit: mayo doesnt have an ass
zekissingbandit: duh
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: lol
zekissingbandit: stick to the role play
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: sorry miss
zekissingbandit: tahst right
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: oh, are you wearing the pants now?
zekissingbandit: mayo doesnt wear panats
zekissingbandit: im a fucking jar
zekissingbandit: of mayo
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: and dinosaurs do?
zekissingbandit: duh
zekissingbandit: spread me baby
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: i take a HUGE spread of mayo on my dinosaur treasure and spread it, really wide
zekissingbandit: omggggg im so closeeee
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: then, i get down on all fours to inspect the mayo i had just spread
zekissingbandit: make me comeeeee
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: you look at me and i know exactly what to do
zekissingbandit: do it
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: you take your lid, put it on my head, and bring me closer to the mayo
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: I take my dinosaur tongue out
zekissingbandit: its sooo long
zekissingbandit: and wet
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: begin to slowly lick the edges
zekissingbandit: mmm does that mayo taste good
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: clockwise around the border
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: oh yeah mayo
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: then, i take my tongue and stick it in your jar
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: with some difficulties, i find the bottom of the jar
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: with my tongue
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: since i can hold my breath for a while...
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: i stay down there
zekissingbandit: dinosaurs are so talented
zekissingbandit: eat my mayooo
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net:
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: it seems as if the jar is beginning to becoim e empty
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: but wait, is there more cumming???
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: a drop there
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: a drp here
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: all of the sudden...
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
zekissingbandit: a flood of mayooo
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: the jar fills with mayo
zekissingbandit: its everywhereeeeeeeeeeee
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: it almosts drowns me
zekissingbandit: stick it innnn
zekissingbandit: hump my jarrrr
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: but i'm a MAN dinosaur and know what to do
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: i take my dinosaur dick and ram it in your jar
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: slowly at first, yet hard
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: i begin to wonder, "i've never heard mayo moan so loud before"
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: and then
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: as i pump faster
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: harder
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: faster and harder
zekissingbandit: oh oh oh
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: the mayo moans louder
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: and then...
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: it's about to happen
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: 3
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: 2
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: 1
zekissingbandit: wham
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: the jar breaks!
zekissingbandit: bam
zekissingbandit: slam
zekissingbandit: oh nooes
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: mayo everywhere
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: it's hard to distinguuis
zekissingbandit: ooze ooze oooze
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: what is mayo
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: what is dinosaur jizz
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: i begin to squimper
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: as i never thought mayo could be so...
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: satisfying
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: now there you are
zekissingbandit: ohh urso goood with myjarr
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: a busted ass jar of mayo
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: looking like you're a glazed donut
zekissingbandit: omg
zekissingbandit: u just cybered a jar of mayo
zekissingbandit: wtffff
zekissingbandit: lol
zekissingbandit: thats fucking ill
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: LOL
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: hey
zekissingbandit: no you were so into it
zekissingbandit: u joke
zekissingbandit: im posting this shit all over the internet
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: you asked for it
zekissingbandit: cuz its funny
zekissingbandit: we have like 248399 people here
zekissingbandit: lauhging
tbattisti@sbcglobal.net: what
zekissingbandit: hahshaha
zekissingbandit: party!