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blasted little cell phone
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| who needs google? |
[Mar. 21st, 2007|11:08 am] |
Search the web with Kevin Federline!
Every time you search the web you stand a chance of winning a prize from Kevin Federline. It's that simple. Really. |
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| right-wing fiction that's at least as good as O'Reilly |
[Mar. 8th, 2007|02:25 pm] |
What has come of Scooter Libby's trial? Besides being guilty on four counts (no matter that a presidential pardon isn't far away), it gives us a chance to revisit Scooter Libby's bestial and incestuous sex-novel, "The Apprentice."
It's the story of Satsuo, a virginal inkeeper in a remote Japanese province in the winter of 1903, and it's full of uncles fucking daughters, bears, and deer, and what with all the scatalogical descriptions it's no wonder it took Libby 20 years to write. But the New Yorker magazine skewered it just right as it chronicled the list of things that glisten, quiver, and piss. "He asked if they should fuck the deer. The answer, dear reader, is yes." |
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| hard-hitting journalism |
[Jan. 16th, 2007|10:37 pm] |
So I was interviewing this guy today and he said, of another man I wanted to talk to:
"I know that guy. I know about his goat. That goat went from being a tight end to a wide receiver."
It was a boy goat. |
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| This is embarrassing... |
[Jan. 14th, 2007|02:36 pm] |
The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
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You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.
The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.
- new test, it rules, take it -
The Terrorism Test
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 65% on brainwashworthy | | You scored higher than 53% on antitolerant | | You scored higher than 70% on patriotic |
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| declaration of independence |
[Jan. 10th, 2007|12:49 am] |
Anyone want to buy an Island? Sealand, a small principality off the North coast of the United Kingdom that's is about the size of a medieval castle, is for sale for only $1.14-billion.
The Brits built the artificial island as a fort in WWII, but a retired army general took it over and named himself the head of state. He even shook off an invasion by the Royal Navy. Says his son, the current owner and president-for-life in his sales pitch: "The neighbours are very quiet. There is a good sea view." |
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[Jan. 8th, 2007|11:07 pm] |
Hey hey, I'm back in Vancouver as of a few hours ago, and if you didn't hear from me in the past three weeks it was because I was skiing. The snow was great. You're all invited to the condo at Panorama. Yes, even you.
My Christmas present this year was a lovely new set of ski clothes, so I have no need of my old gore-tex jacket and pants. I was going to send them to the Sally Ann, but I thought I'd post here if people are looking to take a green jacket and brown pants, somewhat damaged but still servicable, off my hands. Let me know! |
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[Dec. 30th, 2006|10:48 am] |
Look who's single of the week: Sam Docking!
Just posting to increase the chances of a happy ending to 2006, Sam. Thanks to Tim for pointing this out on Quinn's LJ... |
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| It's 6:18. Do you know where your Livejournal is? |
[Dec. 18th, 2006|07:18 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
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| [ | Current Music |
| | "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys | ] |
Good Lord, I hate it when I forget to log out of Livejournal and then someone staying at my house comes and updates this page for me, paying me back for a similar day, oh, probably two and a half years ago, which I've probably actually forgotten by now, when she forgot to log out of hers. Yeah. That. I hate that.
China, anyone? I know a wicked pattern. |
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