So we just checked our postbox and discovered a lovely word created pamphlet about some dude who wants to massage and reiki heal you. Fair enough you think right, I mean everyone needs to make money right?
Until I opened the pamphlet to discover...

OH MY GOD! Would you left him massage you! NO! good god! SOME HAVE MISSING LIMBS!
August 30 2005, 16:45:36 UTC 6 years ago
August 31 2005, 00:37:54 UTC 6 years ago
Couples?
He's "treated" couples? how many arms do you reckon this guys got? Is he maybe like Vishnu? all arms and fingers and sexeh?August 31 2005, 00:44:59 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Couples?
oh god... do you think that some have missing limbs because he stole them to become a many-armed man!? good god! i feel the need to find out!