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Everything's funny when you're Jesus!
Especially because Katey is awesome.
Created on 2005-04-22 09:04:10 (#6880490), last updated 2006-07-15
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Basic Info| Name: | Jesus H. Christ |
|---|---|
| Location: | Lowell, Massachusetts, United States |
| Website: | I'm not really Jesus. |
BioI'm just a dude who likes to walk on water, turn water into wine, die for the sins of mankind, and ruin everyone's shit.
Really though, I'm not a very serious person.
In my interests it says a lot of stuff about religion and even politics. I'm not interested in any of that shit, I just put it there so people would see me if they were searching for stuff. Hence the![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
_jesus___christ. I put the _ in front so people would see it at the beginning of whatever they were searching for. Needless/shameless self promotion is ace.
Oh snap, Jesus is writing a novel!
Mostly I just improvise. People seem to like it, so we'll see how it goes.
I'm going to write up to Chapter 13 on my own, then my good frienddubhaigh and I are going to swap off writing chapters.
Here's the shit so far, I need to re-do a lot of it, but enjoy.
Chapter One.
Chapter Two.
Chapter Three.
Chapter Four.
Chapter Five.
Chapter Six.
Chapter Seven.
Chapter Eight.
Chapter Nine.
Chapter Ten.
Chapter Eleven.
There is a lot of other shit in this journal aside from the novel, so enjoy that also. Or don't.
That's it, I guess.
Your pal,
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
-J.C.
Really though, I'm not a very serious person.
In my interests it says a lot of stuff about religion and even politics. I'm not interested in any of that shit, I just put it there so people would see me if they were searching for stuff. Hence the
_jesus___christ. I put the _ in front so people would see it at the beginning of whatever they were searching for. Needless/shameless self promotion is ace.Oh snap, Jesus is writing a novel!
Mostly I just improvise. People seem to like it, so we'll see how it goes.
I'm going to write up to Chapter 13 on my own, then my good friend
dubhaigh and I are going to swap off writing chapters.Here's the shit so far, I need to re-do a lot of it, but enjoy.
Chapter One.
Chapter Two.
Chapter Three.
Chapter Four.
Chapter Five.
Chapter Six.
Chapter Seven.
Chapter Eight.
Chapter Nine.
Chapter Ten.
Chapter Eleven.
There is a lot of other shit in this journal aside from the novel, so enjoy that also. Or don't.
That's it, I guess.
Your pal,
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
-J.C.
ConnectInterests (77):
1337, abraham, aleister crowley, allah, atheism, being a badass martyr, being a cool cat, being a hippie, being a jew, being a zombie, being crucified and resurrected, being in the mafia, being infallible, being inflatable, black people, blasphemy, buddhism, christianity, church and state, communism, cthulhu, debauchery, divinity, doing stupid shit, dying for man's sins, faith, gay rights, god, hating white people, hinduism, internet trolling, islam, jesus christ, joking around, judaism, killing and robbing people, kung fu movies, laughing at your misfortune, maddox, maple bacon, martyrdom, melting peoples' faces off, mexicans, moses, pissing in general, pissing in inappropriate places, pissing in mailboxes, pissing in your soup, pissing off people, pissing on people, pissing on your authority, pissing on your dignity, pissing standing up, porn, reading a lot, religion, robbing white virgin women, santa, satan, satanism, satire, saving people, saving people from themselves, scratching my balls, sex and violence, shooting the shit, shooting your face, that kara borden bullshit, the boston red sox, totally not killing people, turning water into wine, walking on water, wayne newton's face, wearing spiffy suits, wendy's, writing satire, yahweh
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