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May. 20th, 2013 @ 02:19 pm boners happen at the worst time.
when im here i always have on my boxers and a shirt.well I fall asleep on the couch get a rageing boner.well I get woke up from my mom screaming.i sit up wtf are you yelling for.i look down and my dick is rock hard out my boxers.i grab the pillow next to me and cover up.

and this is the time my mom comes home with my sister her 2 friends and her friends husband.there all looking at me wide eyed mouths open.the guy is giving me the thumbs up.my moms turned around,sis is dieing laughin and the other 2 friends of her come over an sit down on either side of me and ask what am I doing later tonight lol
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May. 13th, 2013 @ 02:50 pm periods are hella weird.
I've been super, super hydrated lately, so I've been peeing like crazy.

So I pee. Everything's perfectly normal, not even a teeny tiny bit of blood on the TP. Half an hour later I happen to scratch my crotch and realize it smells like blood, and there's a giant stain on the front of my undies. I get up to change and get a pad and pee again... and once again, there's absolutely no blood to be found.

Except on my undies. I washed them out, but they stained green. WTF.

(For bonus misery points, my periods tend to last for months and I'm cosplaying at a huge anime convention in less than two weeks. I will be the grumpiest and most anemic My Little Pony the world has ever seen.)
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May. 12th, 2013 @ 04:59 pm Ear Hole Zit
I have a problem with my left earring hole - for some reason it gets very irritated when I wear earrings. My right ear doesn't react that way, so unless I'm a chimera I don't think it's an allergic reaction or anything.

Anyway. I was wearing earrings, the hole did its getting sore thing, I took the earrings out. But the ear hole stayed really red and oozy for a few days. Then it started to heal, but I couldn't get an earring back in to it. It felt kind of hard, too. Yesterday, on the train to work, I was playing with my ear lobe...and squeezed it.

CRUNCH. SQUIRT. I took my hand away and discovered several chunks of stuff on my hand...pretty much like what comes out of a blackhead, you know the white kind of dry-ish kind of pus? Quite a surprising amount, really. And it smelled terrible.

But my ear is better!
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