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- Music:Hanging by a Moment
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A current year 12 - Hayoung - and a current year 13 - Siraaj - are getting waxed for charity. Basically, we donate and watch them get waxed. Idea from? Ms Preston.
It's a must-watch...i think? :P
So I made seven icons. Could have been more but I kept deleting icons that I didn't like 'cause I'm such
Edit: One more hikki icon for ye to enjoy (i quite like this one too)
Previews:
- Music:Exodus '04
Christmas: 5
Other: 1
If you take, comment, so i know where they're going.
Credit is not necessary. (but of course would be nice; i was going to put hearts here, but LJ refuses to let me use html)
Preview:
( Under the cut )
Man. The richtext bar is missing quite a few things. Like background filling.
- Music:Follow Me
Because I am too emo and insane for you.
Comments to be added.
If you're already on my f-list, then you are kept. In my magical white box. :]
If you are suzanne or Groin, then you are very, very much loved. ♥
Public posts will include: this one, icon spills and some other "rare" ones. Like the philosophers' impressions.
back to differentiation and integration.
Edit:
it's so WEIRD to talk to one's mother via gmail chat.
I thought my mum wasn't supposed to use gmail chat in her office. but she
- Music:Hit in the USA
Been on graphics frenzy lately, making forum sets and my userinfo; yayness.
Am happy because I haven't made forum sets for ages. ♥♥
See see:
-loves them-
IT'S A REALLY HORRIBLE FANFIC
(Rated M for "sex" scenes and almost perfect swearing I believe)
Really. I was like "WTF" at first, then started to crack up as I read on.
It keels me more than how Nietzsche keels me.
And I shall put up some quotes. Many quotes.
"“Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears."
[she loses her VIRILITY]
" Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.
“EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!” I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire (Harry) ran in.
“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. "
[so while video-taping Ebony (or enoby, eboby...) taking a bath, "Loopin" MASTICATES (chews). And
"Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked"
[I don't know how to respond to this one -cracks up-]
".Volfemort has him bondage!"
[OH NO!]
"Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong"
[YES]
“U c, Enobby,” Dumblydore..."
[ENOBBY!]
"We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then……… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other."
[what happened to the undying love for
"He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm"
[he had a BRAINSTORM HAHAHAHAHA]
"WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD."
"He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything."
"“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory enoby isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away."
[i just don't know where to begin]
"I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!"
[i'm sure everyone feels flattened when others memorize lyrics just for them -nods-]
"B’Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”"
[return of BIMBO-NESS]
"Dracola used to be called Navel"
[NAVEL.]
"They dyed in a car crash"
"He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…………………………………DUMBLYDORE!"
[-falls off chair- DUMBLYDORE WEARS AVRIL LAVIGNE]
"We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song."
[0MG!!11 they had YOU KNOW WHAT (notice it's spelt perfectly)]
"I shouted sarkastikally."
[that has to be the most original way of spelling "sarcastically"; notice also "shouted" is spelt correctly, as opposed to "SHOOTED"]
"They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. "
[i did not know you can throw away WOUNDS and people TRIP over it]
"“Oh he’s bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn’t cum.” Vampire said shaking his hed. “U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?”"
[-is infected by groin's guttermind-ness]
"He said his dogfather Serious Blak had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said ‘ENOBY’ on it."
[-dies-]
"All day everyone talked about the Misery of Magic"
[because we're all very sad]
"“Oh all right.” I said smiling. “But you have to tell me why your being all erective.”"
[-facepalms-]
"“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Cornelia Fudge."
[by any chance is that because of the dogfather?]
"“Vampire, Draco WTF?” I asked.
“You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!1”
“No I do!” shouted.
“No she doesn’t fucking like u, you son of a bitch!” yelled Draco.
“No fuck you motherfucker she laves me not you!” shouted Vampire. And then……………… he jumped on Draco! (no not in dat way u perv) They started to fight and beat up each other."
[-falls off chair. again-]
"We both followed Draco together and I was so exhibited."
[GOOD GRIEF]
"He took of my blak thong and my black leather bar."
[because it's universally known that black leather bars turn guys on]
"We stated frenching passively. Suddenly………… I fell asleep"
[HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA -wipes tears- i'm not that surprised she fell asleep because they were frenching passively!]
"Dubleodre started to cockle. “Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony’s not divisional?”"
[most original spelling of dumbledore. ever. EBONY IS NOT DIVISIONAL!]
"He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it."
[don't fall asleep this time!]
"“Oh my satan!1” we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin. Snap and Professor McGoonagle started to shoot at us angrily.
“CUM NOW!1!” Preacher McGongel yielded. We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
“Hey what the fuck!111” Vampire shooted angrily.
“Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?” Draco demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. “Look, Dumblehor noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to St Mango’s. So give back da camera!1111”
Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Snoop laughed meanly.
“Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!” yelled Proffesor McGoggle. She made us cum into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these werid tools in it. Draco started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol tom felnot rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as gerard ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111).
I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!1). Vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.
And then……………….. he and Snoop both took out guns using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.
“Crosio!” I shouted. Snap stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. I STOPPED DA CURSE. Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Den she said “OK Serverus I’m going 2 go now.” She left. Snap started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.
“It’s ok Enoby.” said Draco. “Evergreen will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Snake.”
Snape laughed again. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111"
[-dies all over again-]
"“What the fuck r u doing!” I shooted arngrily. Snoop laughed meanly. He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!"
[HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA]
"“U must stab Vrompire.” he said to me. “If u don’t then I’ll rap Draco!1”"
[listen to the man! he's going RAP DRACO! "yo yo yo Dra dra dra dra ko~!"]
"Snipe laughed angrily. He started to prey to Volxemort."
[SNIPE]
"“U will c.” she said. I opened thee bag. In it was a sexy tite low-smut black leather gothic dress."
[what. the HELL is "low-smut"]
"“Da name’s Tom.” he said. “But u kan call me Satan. Datz ma middle nam”"
[welcome to the hood]
"“yah that’s why im here im NEW.” I SMELLED HAPPili."
['cause she can't smile, that's why she smells]
"I laffed statistically"
[this is just rich XDD]
"I tok of his shit nd he had a six-pak"
"He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. I gut an orgy."
[-trying to be in control of laughter...-]
"“Oh Draco!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Draco!1111” I screemed passively as he got an eructation.
“I luv u TaEbory.” he whispred sexily and den we fel aspleep lol."
[this does not make sense! what's with "we fell asleep LOL"]
"“I fucking tortured them.” he answered in a statistic way. “They r in Abkhazian now, lol.”"
[STATISTIC!]
"Professor Slutborn"
[need i say more?]
"“ORLY.” I ESKED."
"“Yeah.” he said. “Were calld XBlakXTearX. I play teh gutter. Spartacus plays da drums” he said ponting to him. “Snap plays the boss. And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring.”"
[SNAP's the boss yo. and he plays TEH GUTTER]
"“I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz.” I sang sexily (I dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped.
“Enopby? Will u join da band? Plz!1” begged Lucian, Samoro, Serious and Snap."
[ENOPBY!]
"“OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11” said Profesor Trevolry."
[-uber headdesks-]
"“Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum anymore nd also………….sum luv potion 4 Enoby.” Darko said resultantly."
"We went sexily to Potionz class. But Snap wasn’t there. Instead there was…………………………………………Cornelio Fuck!11111"
[-cannot stop laughing-]
"Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer. Suddenly I saw Hargrid in da cupboard."
[what is he doing in the cupboard?]
"“Oh hi you guys.” I said seductively. “Wheres Satan?”
“Oh he’s cumming.” said Serious."
[-is killed-]
"“Noooooo!11” she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether. Satan and I started to walk outside."
[be careful if you look cute with a guy. everyone else might start crapping]
"“Yah siriusly.” I said drinking sum beer. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily."
"Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation"
[why?]
"We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol."
[i think i'll make sure i'll be in a safe place if i eat cereal]
"And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11
“No!111” yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak."
[how?]
And some of the reviews that I found were very amusing.
"Yeah, "LOOPIN," was MASTICATING. He had a really tough piece of STEAK in his mouth.
And Harry killed them by pointing his WOMB at them. "LOOPIN, SNAP, I'M PREGNANT!""
"You know, I'm going to save this entire fic on a word document, so that if ever I have children and they ask me why I won't let them skip a day of school, I'll just open this and show them an example of what happens when you skip school."
Good grief. -dies of laughter-
This author has a fanclub.
2. because of 1, one does not need to attach a dictionary to him/herself
3. there is something to fall asleep on in the middle of reading
4. there are external factors that can give you the excuse to tear away from the book for a while
5. one can clutch his/her head and scream because one does not understand/one does not agree with the ideas without a whole village of people staring at him/her
6. one will not be shooed away after an hour or so one has finished a drink
7. one can sit however s/he wants to without being stared at (unless one's family members like to do that
8. reading serves as an excuse to not want to go out with people one doesn't really want to go out or when s/he doesn't even feel like going out
9. assuming that one's home has a storage of food, one can eat while reading without paying
10. an excuse that can be used to procrastinate doing one's EE
Here are the lyrics:
why do birds fly?
why do people die?
why do babies cry?
why do I try?
why do phones ring?
why do birds sing?
why do bees sting?
why'd you dance swing?
I hate T.O.K.
I have to go there every day
Spend my hours rotting away
On my ass in T.O.K.
why do phones ring?
why do birds sing?
why do bees sting?
why'd you dance swing?
why do ships sink?
why does Homie shrink?
why does smell stink?
why do people think?
I hate T.O.K.
I have to go there every day
Spend my hours rotting away
On my ass in T.O.K.
I hate T.O.K.
I have to go there every day
Spend my hours rotting away
On my ass in T.O.K.
Yea. Download here
Good lord. This guy must hate it with a strong passion.
- Mood:
amused
My english oral is also suffering, silently. that also worths 20% of my final grade.
My english is suffering because I just simply am not good at english.
My EE is suffering because I haven't been doing things that I was supposed to do. And I need to pass this.
My math is suffering. I screwed up one of my portfolio tasks. And I'm the dumbest person in my math class.
My econ is suffering. 'cause I just simply suck.
My philosophy might be suffering. Because I'm a total slacker and can't remember a single thing (or get stuff).
My biology is mostly likely suffering since I DO NOT GET UNIT 7 AND I CAN'T REMEMBER THINGS.
My mandaring may not be suffering but if I am unable to get 7s in mandarin i will beat myself up (which will most likely happen). And I need to remember characters and get rid of my cantonese influences and speak proper mandarin.
My ToK might suffer later on, but I haven't figured what the reason is yet. It's most likely to do with my nuttiness.
My CAS is suffering too because I'm a lazy git and can't be bothered to update and Ms Owen is evil.
I'm also getting panda eyes and bags under my eyes.
So, to improve my grades, I need to quit being a lazy little nut and get to work. Too bad brains are sold out, really need one of those.
I mentioned in my last entry about the creative writing thing. I wrote something/crap and feel free if you want to read it.
( my story/crap )
FAQ [regarding the story/crap]:
1. Do you have a title for it?
No.
2. Did you know, it really is crap.
Yes. I do.
3. What does the part "smaller and smaller" mean?
It has a double meaning that the readers can [be bothered to] find out.
4. Why is it kinda depressing?
It's not depressing. It's not supposed to be depressing. At least I don't think so.
5. Is she you?
Maybe, maybe not. Do you think she's me?
Okay. Need to stop procrastinating.
-checks date-
I was last here on 19 February, 2006. Ooookay. But y'know what, I actually don't have interesting things to update on and people at school have heard enough of my squealing of "JUN!!! KAME!!!" but are just too nice to tell me to shut the fuck up.
So anyway, I can't remember what happened during this period of lj-absence-ness (isn't that an awesomistic word? :3). Met up with my EE supervisor a while ago (one of my evil philly teachers, the less evil one: Mr Shannon). Got a title and NEED to start working on it or I will REALLY regret it. My EE title is, "Is kindness Innate?" (or something like that, he said not to worry about the exact title yet. But y'know what, I'm worrying). I'm having second thoughts about it but well, my no-brain-ness told me not to worry since I can't think of anything else with the hazelnut brain of mine (I like hazelnuts. So since i don't have a brain, I'll choose a nut I like).
Also, I've managed to finish my bio-fucking-enzymes investigation. It seriously pissed me off so badly. On one hand Ms Issac tells us not to stress about it, on the other she wants us to do brilliantly well like geniuses like Albert, Sarah, Vicky and all the rest of the people who sit on the nerd-table. Gah. But I still managed to finish it 6 am in the morning on that day. I even managed to wake up before my alarm went off at 4.30 am (woke up at 4.20 am) so I'm gleeful about that.
Yea, it's finally finished and you have -no- idea how relieved I was...even though I did consider ripping it into shreds and tell her that my computer screwed up and i need more time. but i didn't, so that's good. Or she'll be ripping my guts out.
Hm.
Past few weeks have been quite hectic. Meetings, work work work work. I'm thankful that I've adapted a new sleeping pattern. I now force myself to sleep at 9.30 pm (though i don't even need to force myself now since I automatically get tired at around 9 pm) and wake up at around 4-5am to do work. I concentrate better early in the morning and thus more able to work in the mornings. I have no idea how people can work so LATE; people I know stay up to what, 3 am to do work and wake up at 6 am. I mean, what the hell?! That's not HEALTHY. O_O And they complain about being TIRED! Whose fault is that?! "Oh...I can't help falling asleep in class, I was working till 4.30 am last night!" And some of them almost sound PROUD that they stay up that late. Gah. PEOPLE. DO! YOU! NOT! NEED! SLEEP?!
Sleep is good. It's very good. So SLEEP!
Year 13s' last 1 and a half days in school! I will miss some of them very, very dearly when they leave. No more hyped-up Groin jumping around going, "HEY CROTCH!" No more Sonia going, "Hey crotch! :D". No more Kirtika going, "...hey um...not crotch...Jocelyn, that's right! :D" and no more Suzanne's cute :D and waves.
And you know what's freaky? This time next year I'll be having my last days in SC. The only school I will spend every year in (hey, I've attended 3 kindergartens and 2 primary schools. I'm sick of changing). I bet you on the last day I will be crying bucket loads. And even more when I leave to university. I mean, my ROOM. My oh-so-messy room with all my loving stuff toys (the thought of not being able to bring my huge snoopy over make me teary) and blankets and COMPUTER and my PRETTY PRETTY COLOUR-LASER JET PRINTER. And my awesomistic hi-fi... and my dad and mum.
I'm missing something.
Yea, anyway, GAH. And i can't believe year 12 is already ENDING. This year whizzed by so quickly, even quicker than year 10 and 11. And all this time I didn't write in my diary/journal on what's happening, knowning that my memory sucks crap.
This entry is getting too long >_> oh and I need something to write about. For a story, so people, chuck me some ideas. Sankyuu~
Mosquito season is arriving.
- Mood:
contemplative
I started reading Chronicle of a Death Foretold. And I let out a sigh when I read the first sentence:
On the day they were going to kill him,
Sorry, half a sentence. I didn't even get to the end.
This is going to be quite a read...>_> Plus I need to read the introduction of Therese Raquin (with the accents on the two 'e's).
endless joy.
Thank goodness we went to the flower market in the afternoon (despite the raining), 'cause at this time (11.39pm) there would be hell of a lot of people on those streets, squishing through. It's a belief that one should walk a lot to gain more luck.
The thing I adore about CNY is the pretty flowers (and the red packets, yea, but I don't really see many people now :P besides, I'm growing old ><). Currently I have some small crysanthemum (spelling?) with carnations in a vase on my window sill. And the crysanthemums smell nice ♥
I also cleaned my room as well, and now it's so -clean- and -tidy-. Unlike the huge mess before. Hopefully I"ll be able to maintain this neatness for my whole life.
Once again, Happy cny, everyone :] may everything go well.
(now if one of them is ....then maybe i wouldn't mind)
was supposed to meet up with anna at 7.30am, but i woke up at 7.40 am. so i immediately called her to get her to go without me. then i took the taxi to central and got there in time. phew.
i was a little nervous since there was a jam at the cross harbour tunnel. so i kept looking at my watch. and i think because i asked the driver how long it'd take to get to star ferry terminal in central and he asked me when i need to be there, it sort of frustrated him as well. 'cause he appeared to be nervous than i was during the jam. he pressed his head with his hands.
anyway, got there in time and my stomach grumbled since i didn't eat any breakfast. and then gillian saved me by giving me her sandwich which was supposed to be her lunch, but she doesn't like cold ham and cheese, so i ate it. yuh.
got to West Island School (WIS)and listened and made notes. then discussed and "debated" really random things.
our chieft editor effing jonathan wong who is a pervert who likes to see girls in black pleated miniskirts cannot spell. He did the front cover and oh my god:
TOP 10 Facts on the
America you knew so well know
EXCLUSIVE intiviews with Citizens from the
"AXSIS of evil"
You have -no- idea how much gill wanted to kill him.
And this american and delegation of america came to complain about how biased our magazine is. but that's not important.
I hope. :]
Yay okay, nothing to say :)
I'll get some biscuits later.
The doc said I am perhaps stressed/nervous, so my stomach/intestines are more sensitive than usual. I don't see how that is because I don't -think- I'm stressed. I hope. Maybe because I'm already used to it from the start of year 12; my stomach&intestines should really be used to it by now but oh well.
And now I really should be doing my work.
Yay, my birthday finally landed on a saturday! What's better is that next year, my 18th birthday will be on a sunday. :D
I've been getting an awesome batch of LJ icons that I'm starting to use now; thank you so much m'dear PPT people.
So. What happened today was:
at around 10am, Sarah called to wish me a happy birthday and have a nice day. It's so nice of her and makes jaye bouncy in the morning, even though i was very dozy. This is the phone conversation we had:
-ringring-
me: hello?
s: hey! It's sarah! Happy birthday!!
me: oh hey! huh? ('cause i couldn't hear properly)
s: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Don't tell me you've forgotten your own birthday :P
me: ohh HAHA Thank you so much!! I'm just a bit dozy.
s: ohhh :P I hope you'll have a nice day!
me: thanks!! have you got an email from sam greenland?
s: nope.
me: it's about the words', did you apply?
s: i don't think i was there so...no.
me: ohh well, I need to call him later about my application >_>
s: ooh good luck on your application!!
me: thank you so much!!
s: hehe. I'll see you on monday, bye!
me: Thanks again, bye!
-click-
Next, I called sam and well, of course I didn't get in the worlds', not good enough, but that's fine. Don't think I can handle it anyway XD so that's a not-so-good news.
After that, called Anna about her application; she didn't get in either >< And she wished me a happy bday :D and we talked about what we might do later on for my birthday :P which i didn't know.
Went out for my guitar and drums (haha, I typed "drunk" :P) lessons and on my way, called Lillie to call up some other people to meet at Pacific Coffee (PCC-one of my fav. places to hang out) at 4.15pm.
Came back, took a shower, went out to pcc. Had a fab time there. Thank you to : apple, soojin, lillie and anna! And they bought me a chocolate cake <33 And the fork for the candle...
them: make a wish!
me: okay. -makes wish- no wait...
them: ...:P
me: world peace.
them: you're not supposed to tell us ><
me: -makes wish again and blows "candle"-
anna: ...blow harder, it's not out yet
me: O_O -blows-
lillie: harder!!
me: ...-blows-
them: ....harder!
me: -pinches top of the fork to make the "fire" go away-
them: ....-____-"
'twas fun.
Then went to shop around with soojin and lillie for shower caps for our ToK presentation. I really, -really- don't want to wear the shower cap ><!! So i thought maybe i could keep it and accidently-on-purpose forget to bring it. Of course, lillie was smart enough and took it away :P
around 7pm, went out to dinner with family and came back at around 9pm.
Thank you everyone for making my birthday enjoyable :]
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