I have crutches! YEYEYEYEY I CAN ACTUALLY WALK NOW! Hobbling was apparently making everything worse, according to Doctor Clooney. Luckily I don't need a cast or anything; it'll just take a little time to heal.

I wish the stupid teachers would show some understanding, though, and let me use the elevators. That would make my life a bit better, I think.

And boys at school: Don't think that just because I'm a cripple and my hands aren't free to punch you, I'm therefore vulnerable. I can hit you with crutches. Trust me, it hurts a million times worse than my fists.

I didn't walk to school today, as usual. I HOBBLED. Why? Because daddy decided that he was too tired and needed his 'beauty sleep'. PSSSHT. And I can't even SHOWER properly, because there's nothing to support be while I... stand there. So I have a GENIUS and foolproof plan, which is clutching the shower curtain. 'Cept I already tried it, and the result was me losing my balance and ripping the whole damn thing off.

So I'm hobbling off to Ko Mart then. Cheers. ♥

*rages* ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

FIRST DAY AT TRACK AND FIELD AND I'M A CRIPPLE.

I made the stupid mistake of not warming up. Forgot my water bottle too, and running 2 km without proper hydration equals me fainting. I just remember falling and then people trampling on my leg. Hardee-ha. I woke up later in the nurse's office and I looked in the mirror and shrieked like a madwoman. I looked like a fucking zombie, I swear.

Naturally, I started freaking out and tried to get up so I could stumble out into the hallway, but when I got on my feet I fell. Again. The nurse came rushing and helped me back on the dirty cot-thing. Seriously, there's probably a million species of ticks and sick bugs all over that thing; it's ancient. And the worst thing was that I was sweaty, in my gym clothes, and I had a bum leg. And I possibly have lice now!

Luckily I'm going to miss first period tomorrow to go to the doctor's office. My doctor looks like George Clooney. Striking resemblance.

These booty shorts are uncomfortable, but I'm strong. I can withstand this. I can get up juuuuuust fine with no help, even if said shorts are riding up my butt and my leg hurts like a thousand stabbing knives are in it. I need to get up now. *supports self against table and chair*

*whimpers*

GASP! When I get better, maybe I'll take up tennis! GENIUS.

I've decided that I'm going to be very involved with the school by participating in as many clubs as I can. So, I've made a list of all the activities that I'm already involved with, and another list of other possible extra-curricular activities! Daddy says that if I'm involved with too many and I die of exhaustion, it won't be his fault. Haha, don't worry, daddy! I've got everything completely under control.

Luckily, cheerleading is starting up again at the beginning of April, so there's one. Volleyball's sadly over this season, but then there's the track and field team! And the basketball team! There's also cooking class, but I think I'm pretty much dismissed from that class because a half bottle of yeast + hot oven = explody. Oops.

Maybe I'll take up math.

I'm leaving for March Break, so I'm sorry if I'm not here when something imporant/cool/weird happens. There'd beter not be any parties without me while I'm gone! D:

((OOC: Yeah, I'm going to *Southern accent* TEXAS! I'm probably not going to have much time to go online and RP and update lovely Ino's journal because I'll be hanging out with family and going shopping and going to Chuck e. Cheeses, so don't take me off the list if I miss an... activity check or something. Because that happened before.
LOVE YOU ALL!!1 ♥ Enjoy the messed up meme that Ino stole from various people.))

( Wahahaha I'm so bored!!!! D: )

I joined cooking class at school today! Hopefully from now on, I'll be able to actually bake things without the risk of setting the kitchen on fire!

I got a booklet. *waves it around* It's so precious, and I think the last print was made in the seventies or something! Ahahaha. Rule one: Safety is always our number one priority. *chuckles* Why, of course. I know that. *reads through the rules but gets bored* Whatever, this isn't going to help me at all. I hate booklets and specific rules. They just slow down the learning process! Srlsy.

So now, if when I get better at cooking and baking and such, expect many yummy treats from me! :D Because really, macaroni and cheese gets very tiring when you've eaten it at least 1239487102984091820948 times in your lifetime, right?

P.S. Today a kid at the supermarket came up behind me and pinched my bum. Our world is in danger.

ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INERTIA IS A PROPERTY OF MATTER! REMEMBER THAT!!!!!

Don't you all miss the good shows? Like Bill Nye the Science Guy, Popular Mechanics For Kids? POWER RANGERS?!

Always remember, never forget, 'science rules'.

What sounds better?

Akimichi Pud (short for Pudding) Necco Lamp, or Akimichi Pud Toast?

Or what about the best name ever: Escargot. For some odd reason, Chouji doesn't like that one. Why not?

I hate white tanktops.

Shikamaru or Chouji. I need tampons again please. IF YOU DON'T GET THEM I'LL PUNCH YOUR FA-- Please get them. I can't get out of the house. ♥

( Hamenehamenehamene HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA )

HAPPY FREAKING VALENTINES DAY AND I LOVE YOU ALL DEARLY XOXO OMG!!!!!!!!!!111one

Yeah, happy V-day! And thank you ALL for the sexy valentines! I didn't expect more than one! Though I still can't figure out who wrote on of them. Ahahaa.

Grawrghh ♥ ♥ ♥

Two Bite Brownies. I love you.

*looks at nails idly* Haaaaaaaaa~~~ WHY IS KONOHA SO EFING BORING?! NARUTO, THAT ROAD TRIP SOUNDS REALLY GREAT RIGHT NOW!

I'm just tired of waking up every single morning and looking out my window to see the exact same things everyday. Well, I don't really mind change once in a while! And 'specially since I'm stressing out over trying to juggle studying, avoiding mother and a social life, I feel like I'm gonna have a dithering spaz and roll on the ground and twitch. Maybe life isn't that bad, but whatever. I'm entitled to feel this way.

I was cleaning out under my bed today and I found the most unusual thing. A pair of... boxer shorts. Thank God's humungous panties that I found them before mom!!!! D: Oh well! Ahahaha.

Oo0oh, what do we have here? I just found -- what's this -- ANOTHER CONDOM UNDER HERE. MY MOTHER HAS BEEN PLANTING THEM ALL OVER MY ROOM LATELY. IS THIS SOME SICK JOKE?! 'CAUSE IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING FUNNY!!1 It was funny the first time I found it under my pillow. OMG. OMGMOMOMG!!1 *hyperventilates* I just found out another reason to hate my mom!!!!

Quick update:

~Somebody stole my purse
~My stomach hurts
~Last night was REALLY EMBARRASSING
~I hate-- No, strongly dislike my mother right now
~I'm scarred for life
~I can't look at Shikaku-san the same way ever again. Not when he's sober, anyway. My thighs are tainted.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ VALENTINE'S DAY IS SOON YEY!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Don't worry, daddy, I still love you. Even though I'm really, really embarrassed that we had to talk about 'that' at the dinner table. *clings*

It's getting SO COLD. It's that weather when you breathe in you can feel the pricklyness of your nostril hairs freezing. Which kinda hurts. Anyway... In Biology we talked about babies. And I thought, hey, if you had a tiny fetus inside of you, could you feel it moving around? Or when you pee, will it fall out? My friend told me that it happened to a friend's friend's aunt's friend. When I asked my teacher he kind of had a dithering spaz and went all flustery. It didn't answer my question, but oh well!

Also, today I chewed my pencil so much that it broke in half and I have splinters in my tongue. Owwwwwwwie. It's a bad habit. I should stop. Is there such thing as a medicine to soothe splintered tongues? *whimpers*

Quickie is already selling Mini Eggs. You know, those chocolate eggs? It's nowhere near Easter.

I hate my teeth. Lately I've been having an obsession with flossing and brushing. Then I went to the dentist to find that I have TWO CAVITIES?! What the hell~ D: I swear brushing my teeth was always a nightly routine for me! HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!

Slipped on the wet floor today. Got up as quickly as I could and walked off with my head up. I've had enough embarrassment for one day. When I went to go find Chouji at lunch, my friends started cracking up because my bum was soaked. Hardy har har. *glares at floor*

I NEED SEX NOW!

Wow, rumours spread like a disease. My friends are worried, and they force me to eat. I don't want to. I like raisins. Boys are acting up again and there are hate messages all over the girls' bathroom stalls. I'm me again, the school slut. The one who's done the whole boys' basketball team, the anorexic cheerleader. My real friends won't talk to me. Don't blame though, they have every right not to.

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( We're the chemists who found the formula to make your heart swell and burst... )

Yeah, so I guess I fucked up.

To everyone at the party: I'm really, really sorry I ruined your night, and it would have been okay to let me stay outside. I deserved it. I'm serious. I had a jacket with me anyways... Thank you, Kiba, for your encouraging words (I never knew you were such a therapist~)

There are already some misunderstandings about what happened last night, and I know that whatever comes out of my mouth won't help matters very much. So I'll leave the rumours to swirl around a bit. *smiles sadly*

Not talking to "certain people". Not going to eat, drink or do any sort of labour today. I'm going to lie in bed, watch Oprah (and hope she somehow miraculously steps out of the TV to help me) and sneeze.

*sneezes*

Yeah, I'm a mess, such a fucking mess.

( Private to Chouji )

( Private to Shikamaru )

I was bored, so I made chocolate chip cookies! :D But I guess they didn't turn out very well... They're kinda burnt yet soft in the inside. Very strange. I think I should leave the cookie making to Hinata. I don't know HOW she does it... *scratches head* The same thing happens to my Mac and Cheese, somehow it tastes burnt and undercooked. Watery, even. Chouji, teach me how to make a decent meal~~~~ ♥

I dug out my old Tamagotchi from like 5 years ago! I just popped in some new batteries and now it's just jumping around... Being precious.

*5 minutes later* I JUST FED YOU.

*10 minutes later* STOP POOING.

*20 minutes later* NO, I DONT WANNA PLAY A FUCKING GAME WITH YOU, YOU SON OF A BI---

*chucks out window* Oh well, I never really cared for it anyway. Is this what having a baby feels like? D:

So, Shikamaru, Chouji and I met up and talked. I guess matters are cleared up now, at least. It took a lot of patience and it was pretty frustrating, but at least we got it over with. I lost my temper a bit sometimes, I know, and I feel bad. I'm trying to cut down on that, I swear! AND I'M DOING A PRETTY FRIKKIN GOOD JOB, I CAN ASSURE YOU!!! D:

So, I guess daddy's still not back yet. I've been pretty lonely. I miss him making his burnt pancakes in the morning and attempting to help me with math homework. I think the flowers miss him too, because they're all dying on me. I should start fixing them up or he'll ground me forever and might possibly take away his credit card.

Anyway!!! I am SO FREAKIN EXCITED FOR THE NEW YEARS PAR-TAY!!!! Aren't you?! I'll try to keep Shikamaru away from the booze, because I'm SUCH a good friend.

What is WRONG with you. Yes, you know who you are. I'm sure. You know, you've just been acting like a piece of FUCKING GARBAGE this past week. Turning to ALCOHOL to get rid of your pain? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ACTUALLY OPENING UP TO YOUR FRIENDS? Or are we not good enough anymore?!

*laughs bitterly* Merry fucking Christmas.