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let me just fake it.

one last time

Created on 2003-12-13 18:04:55 (#1553465), last updated 2004-08-06

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Name:Brittany
Birthdate:12-14
Location:Bakersfield, California, United States
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yup..

im an idiot



There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!"
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