My weight loss this week was not teh r0xx0rz, or whatever you hip kids say nowadays, but it was weight loss, and I'll take that over the alternative any day.
Original weight: 265 lbs
Weight as of Monday evening's weigh-in: 242.8 lbs
Weight difference since last weigh-in: loss of 1.2 lbs
Total loss: 22.2 lbs
Pounds until I've lost 10% of my body weight: 4.3 lbs
Pounds until I am not clinically obese for the first time in a decade: 8.8 lbs
Pounds until my ultimate goal: 27.8 lbs
New metric: I'm only 2.8 lbs from the half way point!