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The Walrus and The Carpenter [25 Jul 2008|07:18pm]

pond823
The Walrus and The Carpenter
Lewis Carroll
(from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)

The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.

The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"

The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"

"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.

"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."

The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head--
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.

But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.

Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more--
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."

"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.

"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."

"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?

"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"

"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"

"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.

"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
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An interesting parallel... [25 Jul 2008|04:15pm]

bishopjoey
In a recent entry on Daily Kos, blogger devilstower compares the visits to Berlin of Kennedy ('63), Reagan ('87) and Obama (this week). S/He (my apologies: I'm not sure the blogger's gender) describes the state of Europe at the time of Reagan's visit as follows:
When Reagan visited Berlin in 1987, the Soldiarity union was already seven years old. It had been formed in the strikes at the Gdańsk Shipyard, struggled through a period of martial law in which Soviet forces were expected in Poland at any moment, and lived on to begin negotiations with the collapsing communist government. Pope John Paul II had stepped back into his native country four years before Reagan came to stand next to the wall, widening the cracks that were radiating through Eastern Europe.  Gorbachev had been at the front of a crumbling Soviet leadership for two years, and it was increasingly apparent that he could not hold the faltering empire together either militarily or economically. Protests in Czechoslovakia had led to invasion in the 1960s, but this time it was obvious that the tanks weren't coming. How could they?  115,000 Soviet troops were still tied up in Afghanistan that summer, the seventh year of their costly invasion.  The cost of that war -- in men, in reputation, and in rubles -- was the heaviest straw on the back of a Soviet camel already on its knees.
Emphasis mine. No further comment.
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French, Indians, War, And All That [24 Jul 2008|01:25pm]

madwriter
[ mood | anxious ]
[ music | "Almost Home", by Jono Manson ]

PROGRESS REPORT FOR 7/23/08


New Words: 2600 on chapter three ("The Long Knives, 1742") of Shenandoah. The Seven Years War (aka the French and Indian War in these parts) has just spilled over into the Shenandoah Valley. And despite the hurt wrist I was able to write last night thanks to the wonders of a little capsule of Ibuprofen.

Total Words: 75600. Still about two-thirds through the third chapter out of eleven.

Reason For Stopping: Got a very late start; brain tired.

Mammalian Assistance: None, though occasionally they were very insistent about coming in.

Exercise: Round trip to the library.

Stimulants: None.

Book Year: 1754.

Today's Opening Passage: By 1754 there were more than four thousand settlers in western Virginia, primarily in the Shenandoah Valley. There were two towns in the Valley with more being planned to stretch all along the Great Wagon Road, and hundreds of farms with more added every month, gobbling up the old fields and the forests in equal measure. There were merchants of every variety. And with the discovery of iron there in the 1740’s, great stone iron furnaces appeared, two or three stories high, the forests around them disappearing as the wood was turned to charcoal. And that was the year virtually all of few remaining Indians in the Shenandoah vanished.

Darling Du Jour: (MacEvan) leaned into his fox-headed walking stick. “The Shawnee have fear on their side. They strike at night, which men fear, from the forest, which white men fear, with their long knives—which all men fear. It will take more than one ride to convince anyone that the night can be used to our advantage as well. But you can teach them to track and move in the forest…and we can carry long knives of our own.”

Non-Research / Review Books In Progress: Enemy of God by Bernard Cornwell; The Covenant by James A. Michener.
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Why not desalinate? [24 Jul 2008|10:35am]

bishopjoey
Okay, the question of why we don't desalinate ocean water to solve water-shortage crises has often come to mind.  The short answer, provided by Scientific American in this recent article, is that it takes an astounding amount of energy to do, and is thus very expensive.

It seems that a plan to build a solar power collection grid in the Sahara to meet European energy needs (greenly, I might add), might take the energy cost out of that equation.

And given the needs in Africa itself for both clean water and cheap energy, I would think diving into both projects sooner rather than later to be the better idea.
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Pipestem State Park, West Virginia (Part Two, With 16 Photos) [23 Jul 2008|04:00pm]

madwriter
[ mood | Needing To Get Out More ]
[ music | Allison Krauss ]


More shots behind the cut so they won't mess with people's layouts. )
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Pipestem State Park, West Virginia (Part One, With 15 Photos) [23 Jul 2008|03:26pm]

madwriter
[ mood | Not Active Enough ]
[ music | *Celtic America* ]

I just got back from a family trip to West Virginia, lodging on top of a mountain about a thousand feet above the Bluestone River, and am now both rested (from the location) and exhausted (from spending most of my time with my niece and two nephews, aged 5 to 9). I'm more than ready to jump back into Shenandoah, though I don't know how much writing I'll get done over the next few days as I hurt my left wrist two nights ago while playing Throw The Children Across The Swimming Pool. Next time I'll just have to be careful about how much I spin them in the air before hurling them over the water.

Speaking of Shenandoah, I was wrong about the lost 4000 words: I thought that I at least still had the old, unrewritten version along with a hard copy, but I didn't even have that since the deleted text block copy of the chapter was saved onto my backups before I realized the 4K was gone. However, I also realized while I was away that half of that 4K can be cut entirely, since it doesn't do anything for the story. Usually I have trouble with the "10% Rule", cutting at least 10% of whatever you write by the final draft...but I've learned that there's nothing to encourage cutting like having to retype everything.

Anyway, I took something like 380(!) pictures while I was at Pipestem State Park, of which I'll post a little under 10% here and in a subsequent entry. Most are scenery, with some family pictures thrown in (or both at once). I didn't get to do one big hike I was hoping for--a 5-mile round trip to a huge boulder overlooking the river from a few hundred feet up--but that was because I spent most of the time with the Kiddies, which was perfectly fine by me.

All pictures posted behind the cut because Flickr is acting up and I know Photobucket messes with some folks' LJ layouts. )
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My surfing niece! [23 Jul 2008|11:20am]

bishopjoey

P7220089
Originally uploaded by Ruth Simon
My nieces went to surf camp ("Surf Divas") a couple weeks ago - this photo's of the younger one.

There's something so beautifully retro (surf camp) and 21st century (for girls) at the same time about this particular experience.
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Sophie Scholl: Her Final Days [23 Jul 2008|12:25pm]

force_of_will
Today's movie

Sophie Scholl: Her Final Days

A powerful run of dialog about belief in the Third Reich.

The White Rose

Ah, yes, rebels as heros...
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Thank you Vanity Fair [23 Jul 2008|09:53am]

bishopjoey
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/politics/2008/07/new-yorker-cover.html
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Good news from Italy [23 Jul 2008|09:13am]

bishopjoey
Appeals court reverses ruling that a woman in tight jeans cannot be raped

It is nearly a decade since Italy's top appeals court caused a furore by ruling that a woman wearing tight jeans cannot by definition be raped or sexually molested because the removal of the garment requires her"collaboration and consent".

Yesterday the judges of the Court of Cassation reversed the ruling, with Italian feminists welcoming the belated change of heart to a chorus of "and about time too".

(Follow link above for rest of article)

And I'd have to agree with that 'about time' part.
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Challenge [22 Jul 2008|07:50pm]

woodrunner
So [info]m_stiefvater a lovely person and writer/author (whom I've seen around the urban fantasy communities, and who I did not friend until now because I am a dimwit) challenged [info]everflame to write the first draft of a book by October 1st. I thought that was a neat challenge.


The conversation between the gremlins who live in the right side of my brain went like this:

"Self, you're finished your book. Now you have to fix all the little things that you didn't realized needed to be in it until the very end. It's only four pages of loose notes. It won't take any time. And then what are you going to do?"

"You know, that's an interesting question. I was wondering that myself. Weren't I going to start on writing a new book?"

"That's right, Self. That was the plan."

"Oh, look at that! [info]everflame is going to write a book by October 1st!"

"Wow, that'll be cool. And if that's not motivation, what is?"

"No kidding! And think of the moral support! After all, misery loves company!"

"So let's do it. Let's do the Book By October 1st Thing!"


And then the Billy Goat who dominates the left side of my brain chimed in:

"Hold on."

"To what?"

"You still haven't finished proofing The BookTM. And then you have to do research for the next book, which, by the way, still doesn't have an unofficial working title. Let's not talk about needing to plot it on top of that, because we all know what a disaster you are when you don't have a plot."

"Oh, it'll be fine, it'll all get done. No problem, right-o. We'll get right on it. Won't we?"

"We shall, Self!"

"Shut up, you two, and pay attention. You've only muddled through 20,000 words of your 100,000 word Book so far, and it's Tuesday night. And what are you doing right now? Forging through the next 80,000 words to finish it by Friday? No. You're writing imaginary conversations in your Livejournal and watching a NCIS rerun."

"It's practice!"

"It's research!"

"Whatever. But you have three days left to finish tweaking The BookTM because you're going away for the weekend and leaving the laptop behind. If you have any reasonable expectation of reaching the target word count for the next book -- about 85,000 to 90,000 -- by October 1st, you have to do your research next week and write at least 10,000 words a week after that."

"No problem!"

"Easy peazy!"

"You two are morons. When are you going to find the time to write 10,000 words a week in the first place? Next week you're working on your thesis defence presentation. The week after that you're working on revisions, if you actually get any from your advisors in the first place. And you're doing that while covering for someone who's on vacation for two weeks, handling his work and yours. On top of that, you have three -- possibly four -- reports to write for publication and they are due on September 17."

"So?"

"Yeah, so?"

"What do you mean 'so'? Who's going to do all this other stuff? You know, the stuff that gets you your graduate degree, and the stuff that you get paid for?"

"That's what we have you for!"

"Yeah!"

...

*heavy sigh*

So, 85,000 words on a first draft for the next book is on the agenda. Wish me luck.
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Leonard's coming back! [22 Jul 2008|04:55pm]

bishopjoey
3rd November Ahoy Rotterdam!!!


Woot

ETA: Okay, Pollstar lists it, but the Ahoy web site doesn't have it yet and the Leonard Cohen Files isn't listing it either.

But... leonardcohen.com lists it with sale date tba.

For Prague readers, HC Sparta on 27 September, on sale date also TBA.

US readers - nothin' yet. Blarg. Perhaps he'll play Obama's inaugural and sing Democracy has come to the USA.
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For sci-fi fans [22 Jul 2008|12:00pm]

bishopjoey
[ music | Edward Ka-Spel: Tanith and the Lion Tree ]

Free goodies from Tor.com

http://www.tor.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=blog&id=577

Below the books are some cool wallpapers as well.

I've been outta the sci-fi loop for a long time - might one of my friends ([info]frumiousb, [info]notinventedhere, perhaps) recommend one or two? Cheers!

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Random bit off the webs [21 Jul 2008|02:10pm]

bishopjoey
[ music | Unkle vs Roots Manuva: GDMFSOB ]

The Good



The Bad
On the other hand, we have to note the death of Turkish physics student, and gay community leader Ahmet Yildiz, perhaps the victim (as the Independent notes) of Turkey's first gay honor killing (good lord, but I hate that term, as if honor and murder had anything in common).

Don't be fooled - it's only the thinnest skein of law that keeps certain segments of the US and European populace from the exact barbarism displayed in Yildiz' murder.

The Pathetically Sad
Courtesy L Magazine: 10 Mispselled Tattos

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Another lovely day [19 Jul 2008|07:46pm]

bishopjoey
LGG and my folks and I wandered about Delft today. It was quite lovely, but we got rained on some.

Had lunch at Stadscafe De Waag which didn't seem large at the time (about 2pm), but we've not actually recovered from it.

Odd.

We bought flowers and stroopwafels and other goodies, came home and collapsed.

For my part, this might have to do with last night's storytelling adventure in Amsterdam from which Cara and I didn't return until after 1. (Once a month at an Iranian tea house in the Jordaan, a bunch of folks get together and tell stories. There's a Dutch night as well, but I'm not there yet. The host's parents who came over to the Netherlands 25 years ago own the place - it's very sweet.)

Currently reading and enjoying Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon and contemplated replacing my current user info page with this fine business plan warning:
EXTREMELY SERIOUS WARNING (printed out on a separate page, in red letters on a yellow background): Unless you are as smart as Johann Karl Friedrich Gauss, savvy as a half-blind Calcutta bootblack, tough as General William Tecumseh Sherman, rich as the Queen of England, emotionally resilient as a Red Sox fan, and as generally able to take care of yourself as the average nuclear submarine commander, you should never have been allowed near this document. Please dispose of it as you would any piece of high-level radioactive waste and then arrange with a qualified surgeon to amputate your arms at the elbows and gouge your eyes from their sockets. This warning is necessary because once, a hundred years ago, a little old lady in Kentucky put a hundred dollars into a dry goods company that went belly-up and returned her only ninety-nine dollars. Ever since, the government has been on our asses. If you ignore this warning, read on at your peril -- you are dead certain to lose everything you've got and live out your final decades beating back waves of termites in a Mississippi Delta leper colony.
I may yet.
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Done, done, da duh done! [18 Jul 2008|06:13pm]

woodrunner
Four days, 5,042 words later, and I have finished a draft I'm happy with. All that's left is to go over it, find all the highlighted remarks where I wrote "You forgot to add XX in scene YY" and put those in, do a quick re-read to make sure it flows. But it's done.



Final Word Count

102,988 (actual) words, or 98,808 (SMF) words. Either way, rounding down or rounding up, I'm at 100,000 words.
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grand days with folks [18 Jul 2008|09:22am]

bishopjoey
Wednesday's adventure included another trip to Amsterdam with the folks to visit Anne Frank Huis - left sort of late, had an hour's wait in queue to get in (not unexpected). It's a little more turned on than when I visited in '89 - video screens and the like - I felt far less of the claustrophobia one should feel there, but that might have to do with having lived most of the past year in a Dutch house.

There was a suggestion to walk back down to the Rijksmuseum, but given that it was getting on in the afternoon, lunch was in order - Bakkerswinkel treated us right, and then we walked around the red light district before hauling back to Leiden for salmon salad, duck feeding and lovely cake from the afforementioned bake shop.

Yesterday the folks went to Brussels for a night and will be back this afternoon, should the trains be kinder today than yesterday (when it took two hours longer than planned to get to their destination.

Recent listening has included the CBC Between the Covers podcast of the novel All Hat by Brad Smith, which I quite enjoyed in a Canadian horse-thieving kind of way. Download the podcasted episodes here. Apparently there's a movie too.

If any of my fine readers are interested in strange old movie soundtracks, I've posted five or six goodies over at Gott Milk?
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Today's Mental Dartboard [17 Jul 2008|01:50pm]

madwriter
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | Allison Krauss ]

  • There are band camps on campus this week. It makes me feel almost important to walk to lunch in the cafeteria with a military tattoo-style drumbeat as my accompanyment, or to stroll back to the library with the opening theme of North and South providing my background music.

  • Why is it that I can remember dozens of dates for characters and events across the length of a projected 300,000 word historical novel without consulting my notes, but I can never remember how many vacation hours I get every summer?

  • My work computer has decided to play with me by randomly erasing blocks of text from Shenandoah whenever I'm working on it here. Before yesterday this was only an inconvenience since I usually save my work in at least three separate places, but yesterday it zapped about 4000 words after I'd finished tweaking, editing, and doing a bit of rewriting on them, before I could save them anywhere else. Not before I printed the edited version, and I have the original version saved elsewhere, but still--man. There's a few more hours of unnecessary work to reconstruct everything from the hard copy.

  • I'm already preparing myself to counter the feeling of "I don't want to leave!" that I'll inevitably get come next week when I'm preparing to head home from Pipestem State Park in West Virginia. One way to accomplish this may be to leave all my electronic copies of Shenandoah at home, thus forcing myself to retype 75,000 words if I stay.

  • I'm not sure if camping out in a living room tomorrow night with my nephews (ages 5 and 6) is going to be fun or frightening. :)
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    Never, Ever Change Your Mind When You're A Politician [17 Jul 2008|10:46am]

    madwriter
    [ mood | cold ]
    [ music | "The One On The Right Was On The Left", by Johnny Cash ]



    Dick Morris chronicles the list of Obama flip-flops
    (with a heads up to [info]jordan179)

    The Master List of McCain flip-flops, every bit as long



    Darn those bloody politicans for trying to kowtow to what they think is their base after being blindsided by the national spotlight.
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    Interesting pair of headlines [17 Jul 2008|03:44pm]

    bishopjoey
    Father of girls raped by Catholic priest told to stop 'dwelling on old wounds'

    Sydney overturns Pope protest law

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