2. Someone should SO 'Osric' Cyberpunk 2020 given that CP3.0 was so bloody awful.
OK, you have a deck of cards, there are three kinds of cards in it:
1. Pigs - each pig has different qualities, like being bulletproof, fireproof etc. Affecting what objects can be used on it.
2. Verbs.
3. Objects.
a) Shuffle the deck.
b) Each player draws three cards to start, any pigs are returned to the deck.
c) Determine who goes first by playing rock, paper scissors or rolling a dice.
d) Each turn you draw a card, up to a maximum hand size of five (discard a card if you go over). If you draw a pig you shout 'F*CKPIG!' and proceed to step e). Otherwise play moves clockwise around the table until a pig is drawn.
e) Starting with the player who drew the pig you play card combos that describe something horrible you are doing to the pig. Each action and object is worth points and the person who scores the most points with their combo wins that hand, their points and the points for ALL the combos placed on the pig (introducing a tactical element). Combos have to make sense. In the event of points ties the table votes on who wins the hand with a coin toss separating ties.
f) If you can't go for some reason, you shout 'PIGFUCK!' and everyone laughs at you.
g) Play ends when all the pigs have been played.
Optional:
To increase the tactical element some interference/addition cards (4th type) could be added to the mix. Such as '...and douse it in hot sauce.'
Example:
Bill draws a card for his turn, bringing his hand size to five, it's a pig! It's Wee Pig, who is a born victim with no immunities. Bill gets to go first and the four remaining cards he has in his hand at the moment are...
1. I fuck it...
2. I burn it...
3. ...with my chainsaw.
4. ...with a badger.
Fucking a pig with a chainsaw is possible, and horrible, fucking it with a badger.... feasible but the other players aren't likely to go for it. Burning with either a badger or a chainsaw isn't really possible so Bill has no choice but to play 'I fuck it with my chainsaw' for a fairly strong combo of fifteen points. The remaining players now play their combos, if they can't beat Bill they should choose to play low card combos to limit the number of points he can get, otherwise they should strive to beat him.
Wonder what I did right this time around.
- Status of Brain Meats:
Bemused
Wizards of the Coast is pleased to announce that third-party publishers will be allowed to publish products compatible with the Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition game system under the new Dungeons & Dragons 4E Game System License (D&D 4E GSL). This royalty-free license will replace the former d20 System Trademark License (STL), and will have a System Reference Document (SRD) available for referencing permissible content.
The D&D 4E GSL will allow third-party publishers to create roleplaying game products in fantasy settings with the D&D 4th Edition rules, and publishers who register with WotC will be granted the right to use a version of the D&D logo that denotes the product as compatible with the D&D 4th Edition Roleplaying Game, in accordance with WotC’s terms and conditions. The effective start date for sales of D&D 4E GSL publications will be October 1, 2008.
The license associated SRD will be available on June 6, 2008, at no cost. A small group of publishers received advanced notice and will receive these documents prior to June 6, at no cost, in order to prepare for publication of compatible materials by the effective start date. If you haven’t already been contacted by WotC, you will be able to access the documents on the Wizards website beginning on June 6, 2008.
Wizards is also working on the details of a second royalty-free license, the d20 Game System License (d20 GSL). This license will allow third-party publishers to create roleplaying game products in non-fantasy settings with the 4E rules. The exact details for the d20 GSL will be released as they become available.
************This seems slightly woolly to me since 'Fantasy Setting' is a rather subjective term, would Iron Kingdoms be a fantasy setting? What about Bas Lag? Some people consider Star Wars to be fantasy. Plus this doesn't tell us that much about the constrictions of the new licence but I'd hazard a guess and say it's going to be about as restrictive as the old D20 license, so you may not be able to do complete settings with character creation etc in them. This may be a bit of a mistake as the leeway with the old OGL lead to efforts like True20 and Mutants & Masterminds that pushed things forward a bit. Still, we'll see, I'm sure I can knock something up whatever the restrictions.
I would be doing quite well indeed, well enough to indulge the crazier part of my brain if I wasn't having to help cover the heating bill for the house.
Ah well.
Hopefully things I've written that are in Limbo will be published this year and thus I shall get more moolah.
More!
MORE I TELLS YA!
BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!
It's going to be an interesting year I think. It seems like nobody has much idea what's going on with 4th Edition and its OGL, but I should be getting free books when they do come out and trying to work out my strategy for that. The French version of Cloak of Steel is out, Secret Sexy Project 1 is now just awaiting final legal and logistical wranglings and I seem to be able to work at a relatively normal pace again - which was nice - just as well since it appears - if the first 1/4 of the year has been anything to go by - that I'll be getting a lot of varied freelancing this year too.
Of course, on the downside the dollar's continuing to be worth... fuck all and that directly impacts my income, I may have to raise my PDF prices a bit to compensate, but I don't relish doing that. It's always a bit of a gamble weighing what people will pay.
NO other printer gives me this much hassle over setting up and printing my files, nor do they charge me for the privilege of getting a week's worth of singularly unhelpful e-mails.
I can't help but wonder what exactly I'm paying for if other POD services can set up my, apparently 'difficult' files without issue and without charging me. Surely someone being PAID for the job would... you know... actually do it.
- Status of Brain Meats:
annoyed
Bosh, sorted, but tiring and annoying.
Best rest, don't want to overdo it :(
Right, what's next...?
Horror, right...
I'm bored, can you tell?
This is clearly rubbish.
Hmm... I wonder if exporting the old US Letter PDFs to European A4 through 'print to PDF' would be easier than reformating... and if it would work right... *pokes Adobe* I'd still have to redo the covers but that would save a hell of a lot of work.
I hate uploading, its boring, but you have to nurse it along.
Due to mess ups between RPGnow and Lulu I now find myself uploading a ton of files to Lulu that I'd really rather not be doing.
After that I have to reformat all the files to a different paper size (joy... rapture... ecstacy) and upload them all over again to Lightningsource AND pay for that, which will be pricey.
Arsebadgers.
Still, it leads to money, so that's good.
